From the hub, a comment to the article on the topic of smartphones:
Mezomish: >... the spouse for the night in general includes the flight mode.
When I read these words, I for some reason remembered the novel "Master and Margarita" :)

I think the point is this: "At the same time, our compatriots proved to be the most patriotic. 72% of them choose their country’s airline."

The Russians placed 5 points on Aeroflot if the illuminator was not broken and the pilot was sober.

Dallaylaen
It reminded me of the joke about the circus eight-legged and the wolf.

by mishgun131
For people who talk about an anecdote about (something) and do not refer to an anecdote or do not quote it, a special, especially hot boiler is prepared in hell.

From Tabu

xxx: Am I here a representative of the higher race that you listen to Zigafolk and folk rock/mytol?
There is another ZZZ. He is an illitist and claims that he has turned all the directions he does not like, and the zig-zag people are among those he does not turn.
BBB: What is Zigafolk?

I came to the tavern.
I see the bartender Hitler.
How can I not drink,
How not to dance?”

There are also those who ring the bell for two hours every night. Isn’t it selfish to impose a hobby and a concept of tradition on everyone who lives within a radius of five miles? Among them, by the way, may well be followers of such traditions, in which the sound background of rural life is the shooting, not the bell.

Based on this, do they have the moral right to shoot the bell? © Jeremy Clarkson

Try to smash less steroids to a child, a normal child will not have the strength to turn the pen on a plastic window
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I can't sleep now, I'll think what my 2-year-old son was wrapped up when I was locked up on the balcony (plastic windows and doors), and then I freed him.

I will add:

A woman in the gym walks on a runway for 40 minutes on a walk. Then he leaves in the car. Do I know something about this world?
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
This is "100 years" Stop the shit! Is there anything that can force you to walk on the road instead of on the street? Fear of wandering dogs, robbers, breaking their legs in holes that instead of asphalt, reluctance to breathe exhausts (if there is no park)... and thousands of reasons! Don’t count someone else’s money: if a person wants to pay for sports, it’s more convenient for him.

Money is not IMHO. Why do you need to drive a car after the gym - you need to go to the store for heavy shopping, go for the child to the kindergarten, meet your mother from the station, drive the car for repair, go to the country, and in the end, the favorite gym can be many kilometers from home.

One of them was going to a concert in Moscow.
His grandmother walked and worshipped him.
Oh, do not fly you, granddaughter, to that Moscow! I dreamed of water, it was bad.
You will be taken to "House 2" and then to the organs!

‎‎Viktoria Sokolova‎: yesterday in the electric car, accidentally read the sms of a grandfather sitting next door: dear, I am eating, I take a fist

xxx: However, the series Ukraine and completely overshadowed Game of Thrones.

From Tabu:

XXX is welcome! I sat drunk behind the compound. I found Yandexbar this morning.
YYY: Are you already on Yandex?

A woman in the gym walks on a runway for 40 minutes on a walk. Then he leaves in the car. Do I know something about this world?
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
This is "100 years" Stop the shit! Is there anything that can force you to walk on the road instead of on the street? Fear of wandering dogs, robbers, breaking their legs in holes that instead of asphalt, reluctance to breathe exhausts (if there is no park)... and thousands of reasons! Don’t count someone else’s money: if a person wants to pay for sports, it’s more convenient for him.

xxx: here you dump the base, until tomorrow you have to figure out which %object_name% wrongly loaded
YYY: I won’t have time until tomorrow, I see this base for the first time. Explain what is stored there.
When you saw your grandmother naked for the first time, did you ask your neighbor to explain?
yyy: so there is an intuitive interface)

xxx: once once a pudding pudding
Yyy: Alexander Ivanovich, you are already registered!

Vladimir
It will not be worse

Roman is
Worse can always be.
There is no limit to perfection.
The perfect shit.

Our gym, the fox, the most brutal hall in the world... The girl administrator turned home-2 on all the screens, sounded in all the columns and left for an hour. We walked under house 2. The biggest cat was hysterical, he was trying to break the power wire, the stick was trying to pull out the plug... Even in the gym house 2 reached me...

I went to my wife’s village. The chair. They sent to the basement for a variety of salads, and a nephew (wife) called for help. We go down. The light on the stairs does not light up (the lamp is overburned). The small door into the basement to the touch stumbled - does not open. Since it is not visible, and the phone is left, I get a pen with a blue LED light from the load pocket (when pressing the backlight he is quietly feeding) and I open the sunset. PACAN: "Don’t just say it’s a sound screwdriver".

So I worked as a programmer. And to the question "Who are you working for?" I answered as is. As a result, all my acquaintances and friends call and drag me their system drives, notebooks and even phones for repair, asking for a choice of a travel device to update. All explanations about the difference between a database programmer and a computer slider are empty. In one "great" day, it all broke out for me. And to the question "Who are you working for?" I began to answer "Architect of Databases and Software Shells". The calls are silent. But yesterday a friend called and asked to help him design a variety in the country.

Amethyst, do you think? All of this, yesterday one grandmother touched me with her finger and cried out to the whole courtyard: “HON ANANIST!!!” He does not believe in God!!and "

I am embarrassed by something in the MTS advertisement when my husband comes home and he has some man in the kitchen?? to