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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128499
 24.05.2016
Diamond: the feeling when the history of the browser is not as shameful as the history of the calculator

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128498
 24.05.2016
Tomatoes can be broken.
oxygen in tomatoes. Eat the slice.

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

I agree. The upper peasant liver plants faster than the vodka.
And whoever eats sooner or later dies.
Go to practising.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128497
 24.05.2016
The singing of birds is a call to marriage games, as well as the definition of the territory occupied by the male.
WOW: I know who is louder "I want Ibiza!It" is the winning

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128496
 24.05.2016
Before you worry about someone else’s opinion or someone’s disappointment in you, just ask yourself: Is the meaning of your life to justify someone else’s expectations?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №128495
 24.05.2016
We had one case in the army: We have an aquarium with turtles in our company. And the fellow servant who was called to take care of them we called a splinter. Everything changed in one day: he struck his leg and killed a rat running from under his feet. Then we called him Schroeder.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128494
 24.05.2016
Today, Rosavtodor rejected our version of the calendar for the next year. It’s a different size, and they already have holes in the wall under the old one, and they don’t want to make new ones.
This is all you need to know about innovation in our road industry))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128493
 24.05.2016
I have not been here since 2004.
What happened here? I thought there should be funny conversations.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128492
 23.05.2016
I live in Minsk, standing in line at the metro box office. A woman stands in front of me and asks how many journeys I have left, asking how to check? I follow her, and how much do I have left? I don’t know, young man, but I wish you to find your grandchildren.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128491
 23.05.2016
Dear Ones,
And you, when you write at the beginning of the message 'osel', 'dumb', 'thing' and 'mudilo', do you really expect to turn to the interlocutor, and hope that he will hear you?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №128490
 23.05.2016
The Prosecutor’s Office of St. Petersburg has started to check the video of the group “Leningrad” on the content of the propaganda of alcoholism.

xxxh: and on the fact that there are words "In Moscow smell scary, In Chelyabinsk it is better to torch" them in my opinion...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128489
 23.05.2016
QQ: Girls, you can imagine it!
qqq: dating site, on the avatar pulled strict man, stylish. In his hands, a beast licked his fingers. The eyes are dirty, penetrating, shit, the devil even!
WWW at first sight. First of all, the fucker will be called.
Qqq: Status: Holiness, sociable, I love children. For dinner...
www: o o o o o

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128488
 23.05.2016
What do you know about bodies?
I run in the stadium, shaking fat.
I see two girls running, too. In sports costumes, in shoes.
Is there a strange walk?Something of abnormal.
I looked at her.
The fucking! She has shoes on her heels!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128487
 23.05.2016
>>>>
At the time of the inclusion, the calls were played (DOLBANI POZIVNI!!!) The Fucking Lighthouse
>>>>

Hm Sometimes I had an electric shaver "Harkiv" Mayak. seriously. Especially this “pleased” with the pudding.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128486
 23.05.2016
xxx: Yes integration there without problems, both systems have a universal interface
xxx: Imagine that girls "while where" met with guys "while whom"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128485
 23.05.2016
Australian vegan climbed Everest to prove ‘vegans can do everything’ and died

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128484
 23.05.2016
Tagged #citizen
I have an economic program, as a result of which the dollar will cost 25 rubles, the welfare of the people will increase and the gross income will increase, and the unemployment will decrease. Unfortunately there are side effects, officials will have to be shot.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128483
 23.05.2016
Dysentery and balbes.

I remembered.
Pioneer camp under Odessa. Weather resort, close to the cosmonaut rest base "Flight", all things. There was a disentery outbreak. I stood in the post, overheated, apparently, the temperature jumped and I, no doubt, was sent to an infectious clinic in Ovidiopolis.
A week later, we were released for a walk. Those who are not fooled.)
The fucking cat, guys! Liman, catacombs, crabs with a claw as long as my leg!
And there, in the jerk hospital, I met my first love. We were 15 years old and we are already grandchildren. Not everything in life is shit.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128482
 23.05.2016
In the morning came a letter about some postgraduate readings from "Belca MGLU EALI". The question was not clear how and why?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №128481
 23.05.2016
xxx: I would also say "tasteful food" before. And when I came up with the issue of nutrition due to the illness of my wife in this picture, I see a roasted straw from the carcass, cooked starch, bread with yeast from denatured flour, tea with caffeine with sugar. Tomatoes can be broken.
oxygen in tomatoes. Eat the slice.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128480
 23.05.2016
>>> tried to open the door at an elevation of 11.5 km to go out to smoke.

Vachet windmills, in the meat of sober geologists. One of them opened the door to the pitch. Guess why? Throw away the old shoes!
The man fell from a height of about half a kilometer. In the snow slope. He remained alive and nothing broke. No one was punished.

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