In the morning, 11 o'clock, the public, knocking on the door, I get up to wear anything I didn't have time in the cowards, I open...and here I was scared, there are three, two women and a man in the anti-gases and with balloon yellow))) say we cockroaches to poison))) such visual stress I have not experienced, especially in the morning)

I saw such a picture.
We are celebrating my brother’s wedding at the cafe. We smoke on the doorstep, a taxi comes in, two drunk subjects come out, a third is pulled out of the taxi. He cannot walk, they hold him under the arms, and his feet roll behind him.
They drag him to the cafe, we sided, missed, we think the guys are little, they still want...
After a minute, they pull him back, one says:
Going in, going in, going in...
I brought him home ?

Why didn’t you like the blonde, right?? to
I’m good...Prafta...Well, a little foolish, but it’s more of a dignity!! to

by Boris13
Flanders, Flanders, Flanders and Flanders
The yellow shirt!

Cavillo: Milla, like a child divorced. They say: "Drop a couple of series down if you don’t like it. No one is forcing everyone to watch". So I jumped out ((((

S: Yes, now I believe that the coolest ideas come to mind on my birthday XD
E: I was even more cool yesterday, but I came too late... Otherwise I’d still have time to go for a child.

Why not sleep?
[00:27:37] and the truth, but why should we take and not sleep?

Ray Di> Well at least not face on the keyboard slept. % of
el Di@blo> but I am on the keyboard :(
Ray Di> No cells left?
el Di@blo> yes no...
el Di@blo> this habit has been developed for years... sleeping on unnecessary buttons

In the universe the day of the department of computer technology, in the acting hall gathered students and teachers....the organizers of what there was no way to set up the projector...and here someone shouted:"There are programmers in the hall?and "

To cry, just came the scuco, the padonog, and most importantly the major, and this creature drew the first volume of "War and Peace", got the bubble and asked to crack it off. And if I sent him to cook, so the owner is present nearby (reject the client from work). I’ll catch that shit tonight.
by p.s 4 hours of time.
@Zmey

Do you know where Oleg was? The third day is no longer in the ASU.
That’s what he’s doing...at the hospital.
Q: What about him?
He pulled out his jaw.
HHH: How is it?? to
The Communicator)
o o o o o o
WOW: They argued that he would not be able to knock out his tooth with a communicator.
It is agreed that the repair is paid by the person who disputed.
WOW: In the end, the tooth did not break, but broke the lip and pulled the jaw.
We live in a genius country...what did we argue about?
In a bottle of beer.
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Dear admin, I apologize, but the training process is above all!
So, let me remind all students of the group THM-2-04, that the coursework must be submitted no later than April 29.
And this time the excuses “I didn’t know” are not accepted :)

I call an admin from a mobile phone. The woman's voice of the operator reports that you do not have enough funds to make a call "I check the balance - 214 rubles. I call the subscriber's number, there is a permit. Again, admin is not enough. Indeed, the time of admin is expensive.

Believer: And I liked the passing phrase of V.V. Zhirinovsky on this topic - "Those men who say that they did not engage in onanism... are still engaged in it today".
How do you have such a revelation........to ask Zhirik if he is engaged in onanism a journalist, apparently, did not dare :D

Does he wash your dishes at home?
Yyy: I used to wash, and now I don’t give it.
Zzzz: Yes, and now about the dishes!
xxx: Ah, so he used to wash, and now she doesn't give him, he doesn't wash.

Bagira
You start licking my chest slowly, squeezing and gently biting my swollen from desire nipples, with your hand you slowly smooth my wet buttons, go down smoothly into the bottom, cover up kisses under the abdomen... you turn me...
RomanF1
How long and how well? continue.
Bagira
How long should I be treated?
Bagira
To form the golden crust!! to

If a man has no chance to sleep with a woman, then he has nothing left.

How to be an honest and loyal husband.

Mark Twain once said that smoking is not easy. Two hundred

Once I dropped! I also dropped many times.



The first time I threw hard. He worried, he fought with himself. tried

Limit the number of cigarettes, smoke the weaker. is useless. Finally,

Like a fight. I dreamed I was smoking again. And with a big

The pleasure! He did not smoke a cigarette on the trip. Everything was fine,

The desire to smoke, of course, arose after the thresholds passed, and

Fire after the evening cup of alcohol.



But I held. Finally, one of the culminations of the journey: passing through the difficult

and a danger threshold of the highest category of difficulty called "Zet". immediately

There is a deadly waterfall behind it. They insured

and reliable. His insurers, plus two groups of Kiev. Preparing the dolls.

on a rope to throw the victim, the "worm", which must jump and

to catch a man if he is unable to catch a doll, for example,

In an unconscious state.

They passed brilliantly, clearly entered the gate, died in a pair of strawberries, then

Only slightly hit the rock, under which goes 95% of the river. We are happy,

Insurers too. And adrenaline is for sale. One of the Kiev.

quickly bypassed each of the wet other "passengers" and sneaked in the teeth

In a burned paper. Those like knives, called

“The North.”

and all. I mechanically stretched, the body poisoned and I fell. It fell so

low that started begging, and when all the cigarettes smoked, all the

The team went on to moss and crushed dry piston needles.

The fucking!! The fucking! I wanted to smoke...

Then I smoked a few more years. I fell asleep again. for reliability

He decided to do it simultaneously with his companion. Disputed on

“The Boat.” The smoker immediately shaves his beard. Sandy held two.

The weeks. Then, one day, he appeared at work with a "bossy" beard and

Cigarette in the tooth. I held up. I lasted somewhere for six months. He fell, in

Again in forgetting. Defended his dissertation at the banquet.

I relaxed and put a cigarette in my teeth. and Sanya:

Whose beard is burning?

Where is?

It wasn’t right now that it was my turn to shave my beard.



P.S Quitting smoking, after all, is very easy. I decided for myself that

I can smoke at any time. But at the moment, I will not. not became

Remember the day you stopped smoking. And even a year. I don't know, maybe it is

It’s a psychological concept, but I invented it myself. I understand that such

It reduces the significance of the event. And for many years at all.

There is no desire to smoke.

The State Duma passed a law allowing the closure of newspapers and other media

There are several publications of “consciously false information”. Where they will now be

Publishing the weather forecast?

When you cook the peelmen and sit back behind the machine for a couple of minutes, put the egg with them. When the water boils out, it will explode before the pellet burns and the explosion signals that you need to shout "your mother" to break off and turn off the plate.