From the Dating Site:
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Oh, where is there...

Today my wife accused me that it doesn’t matter what dress she was getting married in her dream... 8 years married, 4 years old daughter. Are we and these creatures representatives of the same civilization?

Commentary on the video as a passing man slaps his ass out of the car window:
1: Do not do that. I just cut off my hand, and she had a huge bleach. I’ve been married for seven years, and she reminds me of all that.
2:there was a case, only on the plane, I slowly descend, I see the girl standing, pulled her hand out of the window and slapped her ass, and still hit a pillar on the touch. Karoche has a girl's hip fracture, but we've been married for 87 years, and she reminds me of that case. Do not do so! I was just so cool and she married me. She just gets married to everyone who trolls her out of the window on the pop.
I work in the subway, and when I come to the station of all the girls so by the ass and so at every stop.
4:I work as a driver on the Formula 1 track, I drive somehow ~400km / h, I look at the beauty stands, well, in general I licked her..and what do you think? She is still married, though she still walks with my hand in my ass.

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Why did he?? to
M is
At that moment it was so good that I decided to let everything go its way.
You probably didn’t expect such a turn of events.
Y is
I say, I did not understand what happened.
I have swallowed it! 😉
M is
Protein is never harmful to the body.
Y is
Go to NAFIG!
You explained nothing to me.
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What had I to say?)
Y is
Say something. What "you ate breakfast today"

xxx thank you!
YYY: Just thank you?
Okay, take off your pants :)
Yyy: Oh, in childhood, with these words began punishment, and now reward.

emploi-kun: only two guys in a Hawaiian shirt came to the award of the diploma.

Me and the Dean.

“The transition from one task to another has been faster than ever,” said the updated Firefox and hanged the system for a minute.

We work from 9 to 19 and without lunch.
Half an hour before the closing, we are already quietly gathered, we climb. And here at 18-30 Sisadmin enters and says, “Good Morning.”

From the Corporate Forum:
The End of the World in the Toilet
There was a disco in the toilet for a couple of days (the light blinked hypnotically, with a gradual fading), and now it was not at all. To light a pipe is scary, there is a phobia to plunge it into a jellyfish.

Dear management, take action, the team began to walk around the office with some tortured persons, which reflected a feeling of fear, discomfort and disorder. It is a nightmare.

The manager called and asked for urgent information. And this is to call a few numbers, write down everything, systematize and call again... I sit, feverishly perform the CIA. After 15 minutes, the door opens and the boss goes from the threshold:
Q: Do you know?
(I): * I raise my eyes from the papers and on the machine*: - Yes, Imiarek Imiarekovich. It is you.
A: You are stupid! Do you know the meeting information?

Time for vacation. It is :)

from ZH:

They were looking for Chupacabras. With villas and torch. At night at the cemetery, a kilometer from the village. Dan dressed a zombie mask in the form of a joke of humor. Pulled and pulled with his hands. He got the puzzles - the keeper of humor did not appreciate and spoke mat so loudly that Chupacabra was supposed to die of horror. Then they drank with the bodyguard and talked about Chupacabra. Very surprised. '' Goat, do you say, sausage? No, I do not believe. We’ve got that electricity to do... Well fuck it can...''
Cryptozoology did not survive in the village.

Sons (6 years and 3 years old) play in the room (on the eve of the DR younger)
Tomorrow is your birthday and you will go to level 4.

If in the USSR they fought with illiteracy, then in our time they fight with talent.

[10:51:03 AM] Natalie: When will these fools know that you are a treasure?
[10:51:30 AM] Yuri Yuryevich: I hope before the treasure is buried in the ground :D

Helga>And to us the director of the tombs brought cooked...and we came to them friendly potatoes
DArT> Will you bite the graves with a filling or empty?

Evgenia, yes, I admit, in fact, girls don’t crack, don’t crash, don’t crack and don’t crack. And in order not to break them, they have to do a lot of shit.

*VM: Status: "Pie, chicken, fucking goose"
VM: I have received a letter. thanks
I hope to start installing today in the afternoon.
Olga is great.
Olga is ps. And your status.
VM: O. I apologize for this.
I mainly use it for personal purposes.
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*VM: Status: "Black coat! Just whisper, he’s on the eggs!and "

XXX: Let’s list the pros and cons of each other in turn. Let’s start with the plus.
Okay, you are the first.
XXX: You are very kind.
YYY : the breasts.

Who will help persuade?
God will help.
Q: Can you help me?
You know how to cheat, sweet-talking devil

My mother was a teacher in the kindergarten. I do not judge by hot. In addition, there are children who are constantly falling into all sorts of stories. I remember my mom told me: “One boy slid a iron cloth and clamp in the winter. While I was running for the hot water, there were five more".