Shop of breweries and limonade:
Do you have anything besides beer?
Limonade and quas.
On the other side??...
The people in the bar were

My conversation on the phone:

XXX is hello. Is it a gas bank?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am so sorry :(
YYY: I am so sorry!

A cat’s arrogance knows no boundaries. I don't know why she so avenged us... she came when we all the family looked at the telecast, she got into the corner of everyone's sight, and, looking each of us in the eyes, smiled. The look was such "and that you will do, you are nobody here at all, this is my house!" she was whispered, but then she returned and stumbled into that corner on the bis...

I love the straight road and the beautiful cages.

M: You are a walking confirmation of my theory.

J : Which? = D

M: That people are actually doing pretty strange things :)
For example, I like a lightweight strangle.
And there is no explanation.

J: Hey, now I understand why you like my unlucky photos so much.)

M: Yes, I actually looked at them and understood it.

and youth. A video about the master of contactless battle, in which he first easily puts 6 people on the floor, even without touching them, and then goes to the knock-out from one blow to the jaw in a battle one-on-one. The first comment: Manna is over.

XXX is a crawler.
yyy: a man who makes reasonable and reasonable compromise for the sake of borsch, sex and borsch.
I prefer to call it.

by VKontakte. She put the status out of the group.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do you know? and :)
If you take a person in a dream for a little boy, he will answer all the questions.

I liked the comment :)

WOW :
And if you move across the hillside with a rod, then break your hand and hang it up with thorns on your leg, you also know, will say!

Mary is
It was raining in the morning before I went to work.
Dmitry
And we had protection, while I was there, I ate the ass seat.

Onishchenko banned children from eating brains and drinking blood
This is contrary to health standards"
CKuB: What do they think they are smoking?? to

Qur: I already have 20 phrases
by Alex :?? to
All hands in blood
Alex: Oh
And they are on their way.
Alex: Who are they?? to
The mosquitoes are bluffing!! to

My grandmother asked to convey respect to Onishchenko. The demand for petroleum has increased.

I came late from work.
Mother: Will you eat?
I: I will
Are you going to be a pelerine?
I will be (
Mother: I cook too.

Typhoon: Loš...this is the topic...I’m the fullest...
Typhoon: Shortly speaking, the shock is stuck. It is completely blurred (canalization). Well, I was fooled to decide to break it through with Vantus. And there it turned out that the diameter of the rubber part of the vantage and the diameter of the "duplicate" in the push - are almost the same. Vanessa was very tightly stuck there. I forcefully pulled it up and with a characteristic sound "Chok" a ventus pen came out of the rubber. And the rubber part of it remained there. I tried to get her out, it was useless. I decided to install and remove. I need a new toilet. It broke and collapsed halfway.
Typhoon: Loš, let me fuck, pliz >.<

The morning is not good. It’s fucking morning. Or: Yes, all the hell, we sleep until lunch.

YYY: What did you do?
XXX: Sleeping
Tagged: good
xxx and you?
YYY: And I am good.

Well, drunkenness doesn’t necessarily end in sex either...even in a student room.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY We ended up having sex in the student community!

I went for a dog walk today. Healthy, black chau-chau (which is a bear) I walk through the street, right in front of me is a guy, 16, all dressed in superman clothes (shirt, pants, coat), and so it turned out that he followed him for five to seven minutes, the guy looked carefully around, looked around, then decided to call on his mobile phone:
Oh my mom? I need help...
It was hard to keep laughing :)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Did they burn their whales?
WOW: No
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW: I burned the pieces, and then I think everyone has blades, I don't want to repeat for everyone :(

xxxh: And I paid for the money from the sale of charm in the line, the internet and electricity.
We have to pay for the water...

Fuck, so delicious to eat, that now even cooking my husband and children...