xxx> "Does Sisadmin, after sexual intercourse, wait for a safe removal of the device?"
yyy> with the thought "where is the safe extraction of the device?", where to press
yyy> the worst thing he can do at this moment of increased confusion is to hear "formatting is complete"
xxx> no, no
xxx> the worst "copying is performed"
yyy> the recording process has been interrupted, insert...
yyy> insert a clean medium
yyy> but copying is worse, yes
yyy> "the backup copy has been successfully created"!

XH: end of May. Great weather on the street. A woman in the gym walks on a runway for 40 minutes on a walk. Then he leaves in the car. Do I know something about this world?

by 19:34. The interruption. Speakers on Yandex.Maps:

Are we not being evacuated? It feels like I am parked.

Evgeniy: *Songs* All covered with heresy, absolutely all...

Ryuk: There is an island of socialists in the ocean. D and D'

Adolescent daughter, 15 years old.
I discussed with a colleague about the nuances of this age for a girl.
How old are your cockroaches?
YYY: How much at what time? At the 30th!

The Curtain

I dreamed of proving to someone that I have a normal password, I show, say, see, here are letters and big and small, and signs and numbers, and it is not difficult to remember.

When he woke up, he remembered a movie where spies were embedded in other people’s dreams and extracted secret information from them.

Now I’m thinking about not changing my password...

Oh those cats! Terribly frightened by the working dryer, the cat stuck in the corner and pressed into the vacuum cleaner.

Post title "Unbelievably realistic rolled cats".

I was scared when I read the book.

He spent his childhood in the village. and come to us somehow relatives from the city with them a son of 15 years old and from the threshold declares that he is all will be only a fork except soup.))) I am proud of my mother’s response to a teenager’s statement:

He cooked the manka for the next morning and put a fork next to his portion)))) At his surprise, the answer came immediately: "You lean over the cup and work the fork more often - you will get it all out!"

Great and mighty. I remember some freezing -35 grams, sent the car to the drill, have to call that we arrived. I have been waiting for 2 hours. I get SMS "We are in the last ear on the yupi". He crashed and ran away. And all because "Yupi" is a drill U5. Burrowing in the steppe, when the loose hail at high speed passes through the stomach such "owuh". There were several such "ears". So "in the last ear on the Jupiter" - these are coordinates more accurate than GPS. Great and powerful speaker of the Russian language.

from ZH:
The relatives fled. I wanted to say goodbye to the plane.

This or that:
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This is:

1st Nothing from a legal point of view. Try to break into the hospital if you are not a close relative (mama / dad), not in the reception hours (for example, to the postoperative person or just to the person who has entered). I’ll go somewhere, checked.

And try not to go where they are not called, and they are not allowed, and where there is no point from you, except harm, can be in principle and by definition. This is what such a breakthrough in the resuscitation chicken will do in the intensive care room, near the unconscious husband? Aside from how to scream, hysterize, shoot with dirty legs, catch everything and everyone with unwashed legs and catch doctors for clothes. For the hands?! to
Do you go to rescue, sheep?! to
He will kill such a man with his vanity, and will not even understand it. And she will be proud of her devotion, watering the dirt of doctors, who she herself did not work.
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At one time my father saved my life. I was unconscious, my sister appeared there so often that I would come to the corpse. I lost a litre of blood. Of course, you better know...

I woke up so early, the meeting was cancelled in the office empty, boring everyone will be at 10:00 (((
You’re offended and you’ll be late tomorrow. :)
X: I won’t be there tomorrow.
yyy: Oh, the norm, I respect it)))
I am the director :)
Fuck you :D

This world is gone of mind!!! to
Here and on it.heppens, many people from the Aichi sphere complain that they are Aichi, but do a lot of left-wing work. I am an environmental engineer, I was asked myself (there is no money, but according to the law it is necessary) to make the official website of the company. :D

These two:
...We will not call you for a test drive, you come to the dates all so dressed and dressed, you build out of yourself a simple deity, and we must immediately buy a cat in a bag. And then, when after the wedding we live with you together, it turns out that this cat does not know how to cook, at home lives Scottish, and generally meant everyone. But somebody bought a standard set of female catches and married this barahlo. It is comfortable.

This is one of the most important things in the world.

To marry after the first date no one forces you, and consider the business of the girl can be for a couple of joint holidays. And you yourself, men, never say "Hello! I like you. Let us meet? I will bring you with my shots and prevent you from breathing not like my mom!" - also come all in white and look in your eyes devoutly, where it comes from then.
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I think you will be a wonderful couple.

"We will help ship to the Chinese province of Khu Yam"

I think you are wrong, this is one of the provinces of Cambodia. You would check before posting, or on this resource because many are also studying geography!

From the discussion of how to get rid of an assy nest in the room:
I burned and smoked the dry peel, and then burned the nest.
YYY: Well, when you smoke the pollen, the ass is not so scary anymore...

If a man is foolish, then after death, hell flies await him.

I add :
I will slow:
The international system is so international. Something of it is used only in Russia and in the countries of the former USSR. Even in France have long returned to inches and feet.
and...
The metric system of measurements is officially used all over the world except for the United Kingdom, the United States and Liberia. Exceptions are shipping, aviation and some designations in computer technology (although the latter are actually based on a metric system).
In France there are no inches and feet. They were drunk and drunk.

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In your opinion, the International Bureau of Measures and Weights just so, for beauty, under Paris stands?? to

Den Stranger: They listened to a monologue of a teenager explaining to his parents what parkour is. Especially this phrase:
This is when you jump from a tree and the further the better.
Den Stranger: Immediately a jump from the top of the top with a scream: "PARKUR!"