From the Forum of Negroes...

by Stefan:
I bought a large spike (3cm) hanged on a cushion, pleased :)
Father said, “Dolbeab, next time you’re 20 centimeters in length!”
I have a mature question,
Where can I get such?

They said that until May 1st, the salary will be calculated.
On the 45th of April, we will realize that we are somewhere on the ball.

Dmitriy (18:40:12 23/04/2008)
Second place is the first loser

Dmitriy (18:40:19 23/04/2008)
How about the phrase?

philanthropist (18:40:29 23/04/2008)
Like all English, Nihua is not understandable.

Bullet (09:02:58 24/04/2008)
I went to work with my aunt and my accountant.
Bullet (09:04:11 24/04/2008)
Her husband, too, was in an emergency situation in the air... and he was flying with a friend... his friend was telling... everywhere panic, someone is crying, someone is crying... one of your husbands quietly reads the newspaper... turned up with his legs.

How is it?
Tell me, what kind of shit do you need?

If even a good lawyer can’t help with divorce,

You may need a separate key.

I live in Rostov. by Don. Every day I go to the stop nearby.

The Conservatory. And I hear the loud cries of some rare bird, which clearly

He lives on the roof. Every day she shrugged her head and waited for it to take off.

this rare bird, which so loudly and terrifyingly cries in the center quite

A big city?

I found out that there are no birds!! This is an oret in the recording box,

To drive away the pigeons who go to the Conservatory!!!! to

What happens if the Heroes of Russia Kadyrov and Yamadayev silence each other?

The Sorter?

They will be Heroes of Russia twice.

<chh> yes, I’m 13 years old
<wow> anonymous
<chh> what is it? Do you want to show my passport?
<x> fucking...

Nothing brings you up in the morning like a fresh server.

I went from the technician, I met 2 real hopes: sports costumes, baskets, short hairstyles, dumb looks.I almost racked up, if I was holding back, but the laughter of me was still out.They noticed.Well, I count on them, I look at them and hiccake.
Hearing, what are the problems?
I: Yes No
They: What are you breaking?
I: Yes, I go, I think "I’d like to break the seeds".And I see, you go.Now a direct gift of fate.You have.
They looked around, slipped into their pockets and poured off a handful.

miledi_fucking (01:41:01 22/04/2008)
Cash thought that when we put her on the table with beer, vodka, etc., she broke)))

KompotiK (01:41:22 22/04/2008)
Did you put it on the table?


KompotiK (01:41:26 22/04/2008)
x D

miledi_fucking (01:41:36 22/04/2008)
Yes...

miledi_fucking (01:41:46 22/04/2008)
I wiped it off later.)

miledi_fucking (01:42:06 22/04/2008)
Whose dog is this? 😉

In a questionnaire asked how you treat your former classmates wrote: If I go home and a classmate goes ahead and we are on the way, then I am more interested in listening to the flash.

We got a new employee to work, only after universe. I did not know about remote management.
In the morning, when I found something on the compass, I called the ITshniks and forgot about it. At lunch she leaves her photos on the comp, here the mouse suddenly closes the photos itself, the notebook opens and a large text is picked "What happened?"

By the face of the employee it was evident that she believed in God.)

I go to the store to buy a cup of tea, I go without touching anyone, I cross the road, I am missed by a new lexus. I hear this dialogue from the car between the driver and his blonde girl:
B: What did I do to you?? to
Fuck your presence!! to
I forgot where I went.

Added by Girlza

Girlza: The girl! Do you meet?
GIRLZA: MINA ZAVOT KATJA!!! I have been studying at law school for 2 years!!! I love the music to go to the clubs all kinds of fun too!!!!!!!! to
Girlza: and how are you???? What do you like to do in your free time???))))) ) :*
Amsterdam89: what shit... wonder, let's get you somehow drawn in my universe and minutes so 5 with my teacher in Russian talk, how do you have the idea? You do a good thing, I think she won’t survive such a meeting.
Girlza: did you understand?? to
Amsterdam89: whoever doubts...

>VoV2N
>Advertising by Orbit:
In the beginning there was an orbit with banana strawberries.
Now I came up with a rough surface.
I guess it will be next – orbit with puppies, or with eyebrows!
Do not forget the light.

With anesthetic...

When the lecturer at the lecture asked what was the most visited site, everyone shouted friendly "Contact", and only I modestly said "BashOrg"...

She: Listen, is there something wrong with your relationship?
He: Yes no, it’s okay...
Is it okay for you in sex?
He: Well yes...
She: Okay, then why do you have porn?
He: Well, you understand, every self-respecting man on the compass should have a porn player.
She: Okay, but you have 40 gigs???? to

You look into your children’s room at night to see if they’re hidden, and if they’re okay... your actions?by :

a) You knock on the switch, turn on the light, and they wake up;

b) You will be riding on the spot until you hit the sharp cube or drop the bicycle left on the passage;

c) You will take a lamp with you to steal like a thief, and then you will notice that your children are for some reason writing in bed and cuddling.