KaZZZ-ko: I changed the name of the cat
Erica is out?
KaZZZ-ko: he stumbled from the window
Erica: O live though?
KaZZZ-ko: Yeah, he’s going to be alive... but now he’s called Server ^^
After about half an hour ----
KaZZZ-ko to fuck!! to
KaZZZ-ko: called from work - the server fell
Erica: second in a day :)))
KaZZZ-ko is? to
KaZZZ-ko is fuck!! to

I go to the metro on the transit. There is a cell phone nearby. He is:
and yes! Yes, I called you, Vladimir Ilyich! There is a conversation... no You do not get up... I will come down to you...
I became uncomfortable.

Do you bite your conscience? Remove her teeth, let her gently squeeze.and c)
Will you be my conscience?

I went home by bus. This is probably my most original trip. I approach the stop: LIAZ stands, in the cabin it is dark, but on the street and no signs of life, and only the narrow front door is opened. A man stands next to me, I approach and ask: does this thing go at all?
He replied, “Yes, he is going.
I mean, I’ll get on the bus, it’s still dark. I start watching, I see people sitting and silent, fucking.
The impression that I am in the dark layer of edak in the second
But the culmination was the following: I first decided to pay for the trip, in this silence I approach the conductor aunt, she did not react to me and I could not come up with anything smarter, how to ask: Sorry, you are a conductor?
The end was when she said to me, “Well, what?
I did not expect such a response and therefore under the quiet laughter of some girl sat down and began to reflect on what was experienced in the darkness.

XXX is:
We are making slogans...

and Chernobyl. Changing People"

I offer quotes about "House-2" to write on the website of Home-2. And then read to them the comments of the participants of this fucking house. I think it will be more funny.
to support?

SIFON (14:30:03 16/03/2009)
Would you like me to tell you a joke about the lily? The radiant is burning.)

SIFON (14:31:21 16/03/2009)
In general, I go through the territory of the magic university, I have a penalty of 5 gold. He accidentally broke the book. A guard runs, and grit, like give a grandmother, or go to jail. There was no money, in prison, the skils are cut. I refuse to. He is attacking me. The magicians of the guild are coming in for me. And a crowd of ten men strikes the guard.
Then I quietly leave, sleep in the universe, swallow magic, go out, and watch the picture. Two guards rush to the magician and begin to stir him up.
He despairingly rejects, rejects, challenges all sorts of demons,
Then he stumbled upon the invisibility and quietly dropped the spell from there. I stand quietly and watch.
Mint, when the magician was crushed, one with the sword grabbed each other, the other was offended and wounded "Pay with your blood" to your combat companion.
Then he lifts up the sword and begins to lick his partner. I am already quietly slipping under the table of rust.
In the end, one mouth kissed the other. Then he leaned to the body and blasted "what horror. The murder" He dropped a sword in his knife and went on to patrol the streets.

When you realize that what happens is worse, it becomes very scary.

I didn’t even know in which category to send these stories are real.
The events from the doctoral life, but each sounds like a joke. Translated with
The English.

1st A man rushes into the hospital room shouting:
My wife is going to give birth in a taxi!! to
I, a doctor on duty, grab my suitcase, run out to the street, open up.
The door of a taxi standing at the threshold, I knock the woman sitting there, the shirt, and
I quickly start pulling out her shorts to check the diameter of the disclosure.
the mother. The woman desperately resists and matures. A bit stunned
With her behavior, I retreat, and suddenly I notice that she is not pregnant. and u
There are several taxis at the hospital.

2nd First a small linguistic comment. Infarct is a
English corresponds to heart attack, and fart is a big puck (or bzdon,
Perry and so on. D is. Now the history.
One day I had to report bad news to a woman waiting in the hallway.
Your husband died of a massive heart attack.
Ten minutes later, I heard her talk on the phone.
With one of his relatives:
- Imagine my husband died from a massive internal properdon!
And she broke up.

Three Two weeks later, the patient came to me for a check-up.
Did the medicine help you? I asked.
You know, doctor, with one of the medicines you prescribed to me.
A problem arose.
With whom of?
With a plaster.
What is the problem?
In the instructions it is written to paste a new patch every 6 hours. But I
I no longer know where to put it.
With a heartbreak, I asked him to take off his shirt. It is – all of him.
The body was covered with patches!
The instructions said: Remove the previous patch before
Setting up a new...

Continuation is...

My wife is very good at cooking, and her head never hurts.
She loves to watch football with me, and to fish.
– You, with the Pidorasses, are not like people!
by Andrew (c)

xxx - stumbled on the internet on the link: "pass the test, find out the date of your death"
WOW, when should I breathe?
xxx - tomorrow = (
YYYY -???? Seriously?? to
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I called the boss and sent him.
Which cemetery will you be buried in?

Can we go smoke?
YYY: Well you, I assure you that decent ladies don’t do such shit.

Men, would you know how much pain you do to your wives when you are not happy that your child in her womb is a girl. The gender of the child depends on you, the spouse can not influence him.

Please support me.

Navys: How did you get rid of it??? You are an O_O.
Neo_N: Yes, the boss asked why, said Spiridonov, are you sitting so sad?
Neo_N: I answer that on the background of nervous work I experience a constant lack of sex, why I can not think about work at all.
Neo_N: And here I broke up! I told her that before that I finished without weekends, that I want the daughter of the boss, the granddaughter-student of the boss, the dog of the boss, and herself, her mother, the boss! She slightly shattered with round eyes almost convinced me to rest a couple of days at home.)))
Navys: Could I do that too?
Navys: I imagine, I will go to the boss and say, say, Anton Olegovich, I want you and your bulldog, let go ))))

Have you tried missing the pumpkin package through the shredder? and :)

XXX: playa... the ambulance is so boring... there’s all the same...
YYY: You didn’t even play it, and you say that one way...
xxx: hell... well think yourself... line is an alternative fantasy life (how curved). you go swing (to work), on Sundays you go in the crowd in the siege (blowing), dumb spend time (for example, with a whistle on the virtual shore), trying to get a piece cooler than the other Persian...? to
YYY: You do not understand.
xxx: tired to replace your life with no less uniform virtual?
yyy: there is a bunch of quests, katas, rifts, sieges, kamas
YYY: and PVP
YYY: and mass PVP
XXX: And what does that change?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY There is no uniformity. It is always different.
xxx: ughu... it will be a week... the developer will change the quest and the guy in the city will ask to bring him not a monomakh hat, but a golden cock... ppc variety =(
YYY: You didn’t even play! Quotes of Hut! locations of the PZDC.
xxx: the main types of quests only 2: bring and soak.
They were smarter until they invented anything.
Complex quests are a combination of these two types in different variations.
X: Where is your diversity?
YYY is out of the network

Hello, how are you doing?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm going to be a nephew in three days.
Will my aunt be born?

My brother has a jump: he loves to sleep on the floor. It will lay a thin such a tourist bed, cover with a bedroom and shake. Initially it was recommended to him to straighten his back and all that, and then he used to himself, liked it. It was cold, so I bought a bed. I go into his room and see: the bed stands, wide, soft, comfortable. And on it lies the door from the closet, bed and bedroom. O_O

From the forum of dermatologists:
Why is the skin on the penis darker than on the body?
You need to wash more often!! to

In the meantime, the director tells the chief accountant:
I will read the Criminal Code.
Without leaving the papers:
I would read the tax at least once.