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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №128439
 22.05.2016
I am listed on the labour market. The nonsense is complete. So now, after taking into consideration the law on the unemployment tax, the salaries of the proposed vacancies have decreased by 25-30%.
A country of foolish idiots.and (

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128438
 22.05.2016
The youth
For unnoticed progress, your smartphone is taken, your card is taken.

A few years ago, the story was like this: on a porn site like the hackers installed a program that when you log in to the site enables your webcam and everything is filmed and the video is sent to the host of the program. I turned off the camera from the comp and didn’t turn it on.

I don’t have a smaragd.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128437
 22.05.2016
The secret of a good mood of a woman is properly selected antidepressants!

The best antidepressant is a skilled lover :)

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128436
 22.05.2016
xoxol: you need to gradually remove a variety of people that will be smaller, and at the same time eat more uniformly.

igori-san: They have already grown - the Chinese are called :) A very successful variety.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128435
 22.05.2016
"After arriving in Sheremetyevo 20 minutes before departure, I was going to calmly hand over my bags and take a duty-free walk. And I was told that the registration was completed and did not get on the plane. As a result, I was sent the next day, and the entire day of paid stay in Amsterdam disappeared. I think my delay was the result of your manager’s uncertainty. When she asked to come 2.5 hours before departure, I decided it was a normal female reinsurance. I’m sure a real professional would convince me. Therefore, I demand the return of the value of the day lost due to the low qualification of your company’s managers.”

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128434
 22.05.2016
Ohhhh if it were! Cucumbers are delicious...
WOW: Ah, I remember after Harry Potter, my son asked for turmeric juice. Somewhere the woman made an enthous juice. The son tried, and sat with disappointment in his eyes, showing in all sight that he was greatly deceived.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128433
 22.05.2016
Let the salary be heard.
Let the salary come.
May the salary find me!
This is not the case in the world:
Even the packages in the package ended!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №128432
 22.05.2016
“My trip to Venice was unsuccessful. Probably the day before it rained, and all the streets were filled with water. Apparently, your managers aren’t even listening to the weather forecast because I wasn’t warned in advance.”

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128431
 22.05.2016
A private house. Through the suspension of the tile, mice run loudly. They laughed when they presented a stretch ceiling in the place of a gips-carton...

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128430
 22.05.2016
A third of the world’s mentally ill people live in China and India.
I was also surprised: China and India make up a third of the world’s population.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128429
 22.05.2016
The profession of a pilot has ceased to be heroic since the time when the toilet appeared in the plane.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128428
 22.05.2016
Are you careful?
I have been using Ipad for the fifth year.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №128427
 22.05.2016
Are you sure you work for those 70700 rubles?

I assure you, if I get 50 dollars on my hands, my employer has an income of 150, not less.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №128426
 22.05.2016
IOsov> Why did your director Vanya then escape from Saratov?
D.Levchen> From the journalists of the editorial office.He was given their salary for six months to distribute.In the evening, the money is not given, he went to his gay club with lemon, ate something, went to bed with his lover, at the very moment he had diarrhea.The lover was angry and took the lemon.
IOsov> Now I know what it means to "spend a million".


[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128425
 22.05.2016
The 1001 Nights
In the Soviet times, a full 4 volume was sold in maculature. And just for the money in the children's department 2 room, there was everything for the children.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №128424
 22.05.2016
To the Tunes:

We need to impose a poverty tax so that it is unprofitable for the poor.
Let us live!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128423
 22.05.2016
The Investor:
P.s Money needs to be held in different ways: bills, cards, assets, portfolios.

Binary options are everything.

Whoever has money knows what to do with it without you.
Whoever has no advice is like a fish’s umbrella.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128422
 22.05.2016
xxx: watch porn online
Do not confuse Google search with chat browser game!!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128421
 22.05.2016
<Angelofnet> Today, during a walk around the shops and looking at prices on the vitrines, the word was born: poverty. This word very accurately described our common, brotherly, financial insolvency against the backdrop of the wildly rising prices of consumer goods.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128420
 22.05.2016
From a forum for mothers:

A baby 7, 5 months, but does not want to crawl on the stomach:( only on the back(( and get on the bridge at the same time! Has anyone encountered that? The neurologist said this is not normal. But I would go to someone else... Does anyone know good doctors from this area in Prague? I would be very grateful to everyone for your advice.

I am, of course, an agnostic, but can I run for the little one with the cross and the cry "Satan out"?

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