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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №4295
 27.04.2008
I read an article on feminism on Wikipedia. In this paragraph, something seemed strange to me:

The theory of feminism aims to understand the nature of gender inequality and focuses on issues of politics, power, and sexuality. Deck is cool. Feminist political activity focuses on issues such as birth rights, domestic violence, maternity leave, equal pay, sexual persecution, discrimination and sexual violence.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4294
 26.04.2008
I want to leave the internet unblocked somewhere - as soon as users start.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №4293
 26.04.2008
The blonde put an asco:

Hello to all of you!! Especially for girls from 17 to 19 :)
Krypterius: Serge, I told you yesterday why...
Serega: OOO and you are here?!!!! and :)
Krypterius: I am the only one here.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №4292
 26.04.2008
In the bus, mother to son:
Wadiq, take the jump! And hold on, or you will fall and hit, and I will give you another pinch, remember this!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4291
 26.04.2008
XXX is
Every night is magical.
YYYY
He wears a Harry Potter hat, a coat with stars and gets a magic stick?? to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4290
 26.04.2008
Now I am collecting material in the network on space biology and medecine and reading the next article came across:

Money: Money has no value in space (although the Israeli astronaut has already been into space).

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4289
 26.04.2008
She: It is good that the world has given man the right to choose.
He: It would be better to reward the brain...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №4288
 26.04.2008
tosh ‎(17:42):
Oh oh!
I invented a phishing.
Type "do it yourself"

tosh ‎(17:43):
Different levels of complexity
The first, most childish - the pelmeni are not glued

tosh ‎(17:44):
The most powerful - bull, pig, wheat seeds and vine to find water.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №4287
 26.04.2008
The snow fell in places in Bashkiria. I quote: "...in view of the poor visibility of road traffic accidents not registered..."

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4286
 26.04.2008
Another variation on time travel:
If I had a time machine, I would go a year ahead, look at the top quotes of the year, go back and add everything myself.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4285
 26.04.2008
After finishing my garden (trees bleach for: 1 protection from the sun, 2 protection from harmful insects) I eat on the fur and look at the result of the work of other gardeners:
They are very beautiful and "white"
apples, pears, cherries, towels, columns of power lines.

And in our village, the debils of the GKH made the trees "bags" with oil paint! The colour of the Russian Tricolor. She was crying.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №4284
 26.04.2008
I go to the boss to get an advance, and I think about myself, I would have a bigmack, I go into the office and on the machine I will say, "I have a bigmack and a cola, I have not seen more of my eyes."

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №4283
 26.04.2008
Hi, join us in the clan, we need strong fighters like you.
YYY » xxx : no, I'm just used to playing
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx We will help.
YYY: I will think...
XXX: What do you think? Come in!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx: I have a few questions.
YYY: Why did you want to join us in the clan?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The Achievement Question...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4282
 26.04.2008
Will you be afraid to drive with me when I get my rights?
He is: No
She: Are you really not afraid?
He is: Yes
She: wow, even if you supported me.) Everyone says I’m going to be terrified to ride.
He: I am not afraid of death.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4281
 26.04.2008
The only thing that is real in porn movies is the female imitation of orgasm.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4280
 26.04.2008
I watch the match: Barca - Manchester, score 0-0
The Catalan people go back and here Gusev gives: Well, how much is possible, as the users of the Bojan network say, already travelled!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №4279
 26.04.2008
I stand next to the store.I observe the picture - a father standing with a child of five years.The child in his hands is a baby synthesizer,the child is dullly tapping his fingers on the keys.Batya got busy listening to this set of sounds, took off the toy and began to smash the beginning of the song SOAD-TOXICYTI.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №4278
 26.04.2008
See also: Morning The neighbor accidentally let the cat out. not noticed
in 10 minutes I understand that the cat is not there, I understand where he went
“Your mother, it’s enough, I’m castrating tonight!” I go out to look for a cat.
I find it quickly, bring it home.
A pale neighbor, fully dressed in half a minute, flies out to help catch the beast.
zu: 100% sure that I promised to castrate him
That’s what reputation means :)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №4277
 26.04.2008
She: Do you have an injury?
He: Oh, I have a lot of spells in me.
I am practically a cake.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №4276
 26.04.2008
To find out what the photo will look like in h/b, the real man does not open the photo-jeop, but cheats the completion of the work, impresses himself and pushes for cancellation.

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