Yandex - Mikhail Khodorkovsky and former head of the MFA MENATEP Platon Lebedev are accused of stealing 350 million tons of oil between 1918 and 2003.
YYY: YYYY
XXX: They are really cool
YYY: Dada
YYY: and also these stuccoes destroyed the amber room and the gold reserves of Tsarist Russia
YYY: The handwriting is painfully the same

Talk to the grandmother at the clinic.
I’m afraid to wake up in the grave. So I decided to cremate myself.
Are you afraid of waking up in the oven?

A conversation with a friend who recently fell in love:
I: I read the joke: "I love her so much that I even stopped shaking."
A life joke.

XXX is here. I eat smoked fish, sleep in a tent, breathe fresh air plus smoke.
YYY: And we have nothing. I eat oatmeal, sleep on the keyboard, breathe the air from the cocktail plus dust :D

She: Give me
Is it right now?
Yes, it is faster...
He: meet you all.
She: Fuck... a pervert.

Conversations of girls about photographing with the staff:

I have no idea how to work with him!
As usual: you move your legs and work!

Talk to a friend about the weekend:

Q: Do you go to the house?
No, it won’t go, I have a girlfriend flying away, I have to go.
Okay, sorry, but where does it go?
Go to Omsk. In other words, in Kaliningrad. Fucking to Yekaterinburg!
Q: Where was she born?
In Kazakhstan. That is in Germany.
Q: How many girls do you have?

After the sex:
It’s a game, and talk?
He says, “Already in a dream...”

Q: Do you have an unrelated speech? Are you barely standing on your feet? Can you sleep without a bottle? Don’t worry, you only have six months.

USMF: I read the humanitarian student questionnaire, and in the column “father” it is written: “No one has seen this creature.” I don’t know what to think...

<Vernika>How do you feel about smoking girls?
<bI?>more I do not smoke girls... and generally negative, can not be so=))

Alex69: Where are you living?
Shuffle: In America =)))
Alex69: Oh, I have friends in America
Shuffle: How the MB is I know...
Alex69: ahah, hassle... Well John is a friend
Shuffle: So I know him, I have a neighbor, John!
Alex69: *facepalm*

Lena (09:54:22 22/06/2010)
Irchik, hello! my word hangs a docum pnool inside with Exel tables...you didn’t have that?
Irina (09:55:18 22/06/2010)
Lena is Hi. Please write more clearly.
Lena 09:55:40 22/06/2010)
Fuck me...

I want to fill you with vegetable oil.
She: And then what?
He: And then to chew!

XXX: when you're an oligarchy don't forget to invite me on a yacht to ride with a model body.
YYY: And if I’m a bomb, will I invite you to the basement for a barbecue drink?

Peter, you are drunk.
No, I am just tired.
Why is?
Because he drank all night.

I am a candy!
Wassabi: What is the term of validity?

After the New Year, I go to my neighbor to congratulate him, and he is a cattle in the loop. Well, then we drank with him for his miraculous rescue from an unthinkable act. He cried on my shoulder for a long time, saying that if it wasn’t me, bla bla bla...So this drunkard has since come to me every time he gets drunk. And every time he is ill, he comes to shake me, because I did not let him get rid of the earth’s torments forever. And if he is well, he comes to hug me and thank me for giving him a second life. It blows steadily two or three times a week. I’m going to blow it off myself soon!

XXX: Everything is resolved! Tomorrow at 9 o’clock we leave.
XXX: only girls, please don't take your evening dress bags with you!
XXX: we go in the fact that it is not a pity to swallow / forget to leave right there on the beach
YYY: in Lada-"Kalin" what is it?

Sally (23:19) :
The Spaniards are really good at playing...

by Paul (23:20)
With a temperament.

Paul Sondikov (23:22) :
They have a common language... and the phrase "Martines, the cover of this pidaras" angers the Spaniards and they go to battle!