(On the bootstap 4)
xxx is. He just came out, right?
YYY: This is the web. You have to study it before it becomes obsolete.
xxx: yyy, if I have time to learn it before midnight, what is the probability that it will not get obsolete afterwards?
XXX is no chance.
zzz: Cinderella, remember - exactly at midnight the car will turn into a pumpkin, and the framework will be updated without reverse compatibility!

No, not a legal one.

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The Legal Case

= "Negers are raping a dead donkey"

And why "violate", but the animal did not resist? = is

On the other hand, to say that by consent, also can not. A dead animal cannot be persuaded.
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It just meant a completely different verb. But the writer is too well educated to say "ebut". Not that I myself was very uneducated; but I remember one of my first lectures on linguistics in the Volgograd ped. by Зав. and cafe. Prof. Shakhovsky then spoke to the whole stream of pioneers: "The true linguist pronounces the word 'n' not red."

xxx: But, by the way, it was wildly funny when some guy said to me "Oh, right she is rushing here, equality wants, go to the factory to work! ", and I am like "I am working at the factory, BULVAN! And I do a lot of hard work, like the hundreds of women I see there every day, who take 12 hours in day and night shifts to pull concrete with their blades, repair huge machines, put jewelry with many tons of items, sit on the crane, work on a break-up, break off products from the pads, climb into the oven, within which 60 degrees to push the stuck pad, work with chemicals from which the skin runs.

This silence responds to you. A striking detachment from reality in people))

XXX: Imagine the pushes were on the street before. In the frost! Before it, you still have to go through the N number of steps, and then sit in the unheated cabin!
YYY: Therefore, before, they fought quickly...
XXX and rarely.

In manic states, people begin to commit reckless acts, make unreasonable financial expenses, build unrealistic projects, become euphoric, joyful, careless, discouraged in the sphere of inclinations, create conflict situations.
Fuck, we have half a country like that.

And tell us what you need to do to survive in the falling elevator cabin. I, as an electromechanic on the maintenance of elevators, really interested) Until they found out that you can do nothing, lie down, sit down, pray to any of the gods - the result is roughly the same. What else?

Have you been to the funeral?
and yes.
And how did it all go?
- What do you expect to hear that all those present have overrun, or that the dead man has stood up and gone?

New Opportunities

The surgeons replaced the penis with a surrogate, made precisely from the least needed FINGER of the victim. > and >

Beautiful - you drop the stickers and characteristic movement: "Go here"...
Or, as in that children’s movie: "The Debt!".

Retirement is an assault on the government.

During our trip to Elbrus, when we were already in the mountains, the tour guide told us about the following local legend:
“You see that rock? It is said that a long time ago in the neighboring halls lived a wonderful young man and a beautiful girl. The first time they saw each other, they decided not to get married, so strong was their love. But their parents were categorically against their marriage, because the bride's father was rich, had a large house and many lambs, and the young man's parents were poor and barely brought ends with ends. But the young man's parents came from an impoverished, but ancient and noble family, and the parents of the bride could not boast of a noble origin.
And here, completely desperate to get married, the young man and the girl decided to reduce the accounts with life. Together, they climbed up the mountain, found a steep cliff, took their hands and, running away, planned to jump. The young man jumped, and the girl, scared of death, in the last second dropped his hand and stopped at the very edge.
The young man fell to the bottom of a deep pit and crashed, and in the place where he fell, a plant grew. What do you think it was called?”
The wild rose! and Lily! The Mac! “Barbary!” I heard the passengers of the bus.
"Lop" - a loud bass authority said the driver

In the confession:
“Father, I am a sinner: I was drinking, I was drinking, I was wandering.
I know, my daughter.
from where?! to
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If you see in the subway a person who reads a book, and his face at the same time "Do not enter - will kill", you can not go to the puzzle: the book is devoted to positive thinking.

"The son of Arshavin was a daughter".

Daddy was missing...

The main problem of the Russian people is that it is common to be proud of Gagarin, not Queen.

In Israel, everyone serves in the army, and periodically is called for fees. And at the same time, they do not clean with toothbrushes, but serve, and their weapons are not in the armor under the lock, but on the shoulder, when they go home from the service in the evening.

And to serve, as to go to work, and to shoot will be given, and on a tank to ride, and a gun with you, but from such an army you will not pull your ears away.

#meow

Hold yourself for the tail, naturalists are crazy... But as behind the ear to scratch, there is no one.

Two workers are watching the rat.
Look, she snatches something... Buy her seeds?
Which bottles? I can give a cable from the phone.
KHH: No-no-no, you don’t have to teach them to lead.

by Spikabu:

The story happened to my brother. He was operated and administered general anesthesia, according to his words.
I open my eyes, and I see myself from above, as I am lying on a catwalk and all. A feeling of panic, a bunch of thoughts in the head. Thinking everything, the soul goes to the right place. But everything became clear when the nurse hung over him. It turned out that after a successful operation, he was taken to the chamber on a catallic and transported to the desired floor by elevator. And the designer of the elevator decided that the mirror ceiling will stand better than ever.

Hubr, comments on the translation "If carpenters were hired in the same way as programmers"
A good carpenter knows his tail as his five fingers, and a bad man as his three fingers.
Perfect as your twenty fingers! The average person has two arms, two legs and five fingers on each of these limbs. And the phrase about his five fingers was apparently invented by some disabled man!
Not a disabled, but a highly specialized worker. Of all the diversity of his fingers, he knows 5 of them perfectly, with the remaining 15 fingers he just had to encounter in other projects...
444: Then, twenty one finger.
555: Sexual discrimination
666: Do you have... a finger there?
777: Chernobyl, Hiroshima, all affairs

From false science television broadcasts:
The xxx:
The problem is not in the "question". The problem of education. To educate and inject culture is necessary for a person from childhood to death. And in difficult years, it is easier to pair up any heresy. Uncontrolled frictions on TV. Under capitalism, demand does not generate supply, but supply is aggressively imposed on the consumer. This has long been understood. Let me give an example. In the years of the WOW, our people lived as hard. But the management kept the educational work under control. Scientific work on many areas unrelated to war was not even stopped. The whole country was bleeding. But in the calm and saturated 80s, active advertising of religion and anti-scientific ideas began. All this was used for quick and easy enrichment.
YYYY :
If you let a person go, do not control him in any way, he will immediately slide into a hole, that is, turn into an ordinary, insecure animal. In order for him to go to the mountain, he needs to be pushed there, and it is best to drive him with his pencil. In order not to get an extra penalty, he will start to optimize the climb, invent any useful on the way up, improve the climb, and still get to the top.