Senya on psychology determined that a person in the anger of his eyebrows disorderly moves his face))))

I have recently seen a bunch of metalurgists (all in barracks with healthy feet) walking through the deep slopes that all normal people bypass, singing:
"The Saviour walked along the way..."

Our power has gone out of the people and does not want to return.

Believe it or not, but I swear by Allah, it was.
I have one friend, Lecha Gunderman. After school, not to serve
In the army, he went to the menta, and so he stayed. Over the past time
even a small "career" to do - from the ordinary PPS-nik came to
Opera, and the other day produced it in captains.
Well, here, we sat yesterday in the cocktail on the first CPC, we note in a narrow circle.
Drinking a snack, everything at the level, and the culprit of the celebration of something is dark.
After the tenth step, the songs were tightened on the rope, and here Lecha stands up and masches.
by hand;
And guess it! I wrote here recently... Happiness sing...
Well, all the currents welcome and Lech in the manner of "Generals of Sand Careers"
He cried out in full voice:

I started my life in the pebbles of mint-avsky, and good words, I don’t.
See also Al...
When you licked the children of the swahili, I beat the people, I bribe the bra-al...
When you see me, don’t hide your eyes, and don’t spit in your back.

Lech did not have time to sing, the rhythm was stifled by the hysterical laughter of the neighbors.

The American Forum. You ask a question, then you are answered.
The Israeli Forum. You ask a question, then you are asked a question.
The Russian Forum. You ask a question, and then they tell you a long time.
How stupid you are.
by anekdoton.ru

Don’t sleep right away. Okay is? I don’t like to fall asleep after sex.
well well
Today is four and a half years since we met.
It is wonderful! We will mark tomorrow.
Have you ever had love so quickly?
and no. I do not remember more accurately...
So it was...mmm...and I don’t have it! I have this for the first time. Listen, and your previous Natasha, she loved you right away?
Two days later, he began to sneeze about love.
This is a 100% lie!! to
Why is? You are at the beginning...
You don’t feel the difference!! I have that feeling, and she just walks through my ears.
and yes. You are right.
Or do you not believe me?
I believe.
Well of course! I knew so. She believed me, but I did not. And her breasts are better and she finished MGIMO!
and Ineas
Do you remember she’s finished? Do you still love her?? to
We studied together.
Well what? No matter who I’ve studied with, I’m not talking about them.
and sleep.
I can not. She will always be between us.
You are a hundred times better and I am with you, not with her.
from the pity. Who needs a body with a ass like me?
You have a normal ass.
What does “normal” mean? X is meant! A hypocritical creature. Are you all on your Natasha???? to

I work in digital. The customer asks for our phone. I dictate :
Seven hundred thirty, thirty and thirty.
Reply to:
I understood, I understood...

I saw a picture: a girl goes with a dog, and on the way she is not quite a sober guy. The girl passes, and here hears a whistle from behind, turns around, wants to stick something ulcerative-sensitive...
I was killed by a guy’s word. Kindly looking at the dog, and with a misunderstanding of the girl, he gives:
You stupid, I am not you.

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by Furax.

- Fucking only in Russia in a filled tram can take out of your pocket a bowl with urine analysis!!! to

I envy people who finish the matter instead of the mouth, and who think that to fuck is to fall with a thunder, a swinger is a coat, and a pilot is a pioneer's hat.

A friend told me. He was sitting at home with his friends drinking beer. His grandfather came to him. And he said to him, “If you drink beer without drinking anything, you would cut the onion for them.” Strong grandfather, veteran of the WOW.

I am surprised by the software in movies! Where do they get such programs that when they wrap a brake screen from a video surveillance camera, they get a hollow image?

From a forum:

At what time was Tupac Shakur killed?
YYY: at 25
X: Timothy is under thirty! What are we waiting for?

Quote about Timothy:
There are also many rumors around him accusing this under-Nigra of Ahhtunga.

Do you think Google Talk is like ASKA?
You are yourself – Kakashi

Drunkymonkey: What kind of mobs are Chinese children playing in the line?

xxx: Channel News yesterday told, the mayor of Kiev in the shutdown... showed his speech: New Year, the mayor of Kiev congratulates everyone on the square:
Do you love Ukraine?(The Mayor)
And yes!!!(the people)
And Santa Claus?
And yes!!! to
Now the loudest. The mayor of Kiev?
You are not!!!! to

by O_0

You saw his rose.

I woke up in the middle of the night with a terribly clever (as I thought) thought in my head. I took the phone from the table, recorded it in notes and went to bed happy. In the morning I got up, I looked in the phone notes, what a thought, and it was written "Man is a stupid creature" o_0

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Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich (व्लादमीर पुतिन) - President of the Russian Federation from 2000 to 2008 and from 2012 to 2024 years.