From the forum:
Japanese poems based on Soviet poems for children

Look carefully at the grass.
There was a green carpenter sitting here, similar to the fruit of a cucumbers.
It is a frog.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
He was attacked by hunter nunchaks.
A shirt, a shirt.

Pleasant rice traders crawl on one leg.
A foolish man.
With four fingers.

A girl and a boy walk through the garden of stones.
Tile-tile rice bread
Future husband and wife.

Lost the face of Tanya-Tian
He cries about the ball that has hit the pond.
Take yourself in your hands, daughter of the samurai.

The cat died.
It’s not the one on the tail.
Drain or eat.

I lived with an old woman.
Two fish fugu.
One white, another grey – two fun fish

xxx: The Google search engine has done more for my education than school, university and cognitive TV shows combined.

I read Bulgakov's Master and Margarita:...And then the swollen air was thickened in front of him, and a transparent citizen of a strange appearance was woven out of that air. On a small head, a Jokey kartuzik, a weaved turquoise air jacket... A citizen of the height of the seedling, but in his shoulders narrow, thin is incredible, and the face, please note, glamorous.... - and I understand - Pavel will is immortal.

Dear road users.
If some nasty driver chases, cuts and doesn’t give in, it’s not necessarily that he’s upset, he might just rush home to joke.

Respect for rushing home.

From the Women’s Forum:
Say, and if he entered into me with a finger all the way and ended up on my stomach, am I a virgin?(Interested in the psychological aspect, not the presence-absence of a virgin pleura).
222: 111, the finger finished? Oh the horror!

xxx: The desire to buy a macbook, and there is no money even for the mac breakfast.

A brief overview of the conversation of two professors at the University: "We need to get a grant of $150 million a year for 12 years to make cows lay eggs.
But :
Eggs smell of nuts
2) It cannot be broken.
Cows only live in space.
Eggs carry at the speed of light
Cows are radioactive
If this does not run, then you can develop a car that moves from point A to point A at the speed of light.

I sit in the bus today, waiting for us to finally go. In the bus comes a company of eight people, in appearance - students of the 2-3th year, who are sure to go outside the city to celebrate something. There are plenty of food, drinks and so on. Also, two guys in their hands have something like sleeping bags, carefully folded into blankets. One of the girls is sitting next to me, two guys are opposite. The bus finally arrived. I drive home for about an hour and a half, so I usually sleep while I eat, but today I just didn’t really want to sleep (session like no other). 10 minutes pass, the girl gets the note and wants to show something to the guy in front of me. Naturally, this is extremely uncomfortable, the guy shakes me on the shoulder and asks me to move with him in places. I say that with pleasure, only I can have a sleeping bag in his hands for the time of the journey, everyone shrugged, he agreed, changed places. I placed my bedroom on my knees, put my head on the bedroom and fell asleep. I woke up when I was already entering my village. Sleepy, got out of the bus, came to the house and only opening the door realized that I was carrying a sleeping bag in my hands. I thought a long time about where he came from, and explained it to his parents. I have a sleeping bag =)

Democracy is nothing more than intimidating the crowd for the sake of the crowd (Oscar Wilde)

If love is a great power, why is it not used to produce literacy?

In love, there has long been a dynamo.
An ancient invention for obtaining material goods by bypassing an electric socket.

from the forum.

Durer: How to correctly peel off the suck on which you sit?
Gringo 4: You need to know exactly which side of the tree is on!

Knight Jedi>> I blinsky eye at 2 o’clock went to Krin to spend the night... on the great... and got pissed. He was drunk in shit.
Knight Jedi>> so in the morning, at 11 a.m. from Krini, I went back to Elka for a vacuum. It turns out that I am not sober! I went out, sat on the big, drove a couple of meters and fell naked into the arch.
Alexandrov>> in aric - it is strong o...
Knight Jedi>> in short, I was plushchenko yesterday
Alexandrov>> in a single skating you took gold
The Knight of Jedi>> ah, twice!
Knight Jedi> but as I fell in the night it was just a masterpiece shit from the side. I was driving, I was driving. I stopped to repair the cloth. I leaned to the shoulder, saw that I did not wear the shoulder, and from shock I stumbled on the right god like a sphinx tree. As he stood, he stood with the great and stumbled. I lie in the middle of the trattoir on Jandosov Navoi and think: "How is it? Why did I not wear socks?"

XXX: I am in the world of weight. They asked the culture the last question on which my account depends, asked the names of the four most famous figures of the Renaissance culture.
I watched the ninja turtles and replied: Michelangelo Donatello Rafael and Leonardo.
xxx: the account received :3

A lunar eclipse today. I sit, from the window I watch the moon slowly hiding... and there is a scream from the courtyard: “Moon Prism Give Me Strength!”and "

26 viruses found in space in 40 gigs
Frost16: They founded the settlement there
Not the Gallians. Caesar will do it.
Frost 16: Wait for you. and the viruses will find their Obelix, who fell in childhood in a chain with porn :)

Alcoholism is a disease.
If so, pay me the sickness for three years.

The xxx:
My favorite music is pop rock. Sometimes a punk. Avril Lavigne, Simple Plan And a lot more.”
Where do you think my sick brain put the emphasis in the last word?
YYYY :
Ahahah I guess.
It’s like “when the threat passes.”

Strength makes us more courageous, and the mind makes us more alive.

A happy girl
In Lviv there was a wild heat, but unlike Moscow, it was easier to survive it.
There is no flying asphalt, a rock around, at least in the center.
I accidentally met my old friend from a past life and we went to his elderly parents and two huge men with tattoos – his brothers (at my last visit they didn’t know how to walk).

On the way, a friend told me a wonderful story that I hope will warm you too:

Our house was built almost in the center instead of the old one.
and collapsed.
The case was thirty years ago, a large glowing crowd of future tenants gathered in the entrance. Here and now we all had to decide our fate - who on which floor will get the apartment. At first, everyone fought wildly, proving each other why they could not live on the first floor because of their health, then spit and went to the draw. This is not a casino, it is a serious matter, it will not overplay. Once and for a lifetime...
Mother tragically pulled us out of the second floor, better not think of the excitement behind, but I still turned for a long time, watching the joyful cries of the lucky ones and the tears of the shouting and weeping of the losers.
There are four-room apartments. The first family approached the paper hat: a father, a pregnant mother and a three-year-old girl Vita. The parents proudly stated that their daughter here is the happiest and she has once saved the whole family from death: "We went to the village, sat in the bus, bought tickets, but the daughter became sick, had to not go. And then this bus crashed without us, half of the people died and the other became disabled.”
It was time for the happy girl to climb in her hat and pull a paper. Everyone is frozen on the first floor.
The pregnant mother shouted:
Not so honest! Let’s play, she’s still small.
She was stupid and didn’t know what she was pulling out!! to
But when the angry mom realized that the number would not pass, she was desperate, with all the people rushed to lick her poor "happy" daughter.
People tried to stop her, which the father of the girl said:
It will stop if we overplay the draw.
Then came the poor...
So they settled on the first floor, without a balcony and with sliding bars on the windows.
It was quite a little time, Vita's mother had not yet had time to give birth, went on the window and started washing the windows for Easter. Her head turned and the woman fell out on the street, falling her face into a pink bush.
I was very worried, but even the baby didn’t lose, because it wasn’t the second, third, fourth, but the first floor... I remember, our whole house was worried about it.
Twenty years passed, the restructuring devoured all the subcutaneous reserves of the family, Vita's parents aged, retired and lowered their hands, they simply didn't imagine how to feed three children...
The little girl Vita took the family into her little hands. She took them all to the village to her grandmother, entered the loan and set up a small grocery store in the apartment.
Five years later, this girl Vita so elevated that she was able to make such a generous offer to her neighbors on the second floor, which it is stupid to refuse, and since then the girl's family has returned from the village and lives in an apartment above her store, and in the summer her rejuvenated and eternally burning parents do not leave Montenegro.

Here, my friend and I came to the cool nuts of the gourmet and bought a bottle of ice quas.
I looked into the box and a friend said:
Hello to Vita.
I also greeted.
A good girl...

A poor village. A big, shining city jeep runs through the dirty street. It passes through the last falling house, rests in the falling fence, behind which the rainbow, and dies.
Two old women in the furnaces:
Look, another one with a navigator.