He was in the mountains. Skyrim, your own shit.

True selfishness is when you talk to someone on Skype and look at your face.

I have an exam tomorrow.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I will knit.

xxx thank you. I never really understood the meaning of that expression.

I too, but I’ll make you full.

>>> This is very interesting. The Simpsons have eight fingers on both hands. Their number system is decimal. It should be eighty. Why is none of them worried about this? Something is wrong in their world, and they don’t even suspect it.

And the Sumerians had a sixty-digit numbering system, how many fingers should they have?

Synthesis: I am a self-sufficient woman, I even have a washer with a pen to rub my back.

X: I think it would have been better for 1984 to make this mistake.
y: traditionally, codes starting with "4" correspond to errors that relate to the client's request (404 - page not found, 403 - access prohibited, etc., unlike, for example, 500 - "sorry guy, I fucking got out, but in half a minute the page will show you")
z: Wrong, 500 does not promise anything, in your interpretation it is “sorry, guy, I’ve gotten upset.”

Such a feeling that the national team of England and Italy bit Kerzhakov...

Serena the boy is good! Not that his friends, drug addicts...

XXX: You jump years
YYYYY:14
HHH: ACH is written 15
It is because 15
You are 14.
I am 15
XHH: 5 lines up you said you have 14
WOW and CHO?
What is P and #### B O L?
Do you protect me from the pain? I will break you #lo
Tagged: quiet quiet
Do you really have 15? As I remember last year, you were 13.
I am 14
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

XXX: Have you finished doing nothing?

Yyy: No, and what about you?

xxx: yeah, I don't have time, I'll have to postpone it for tomorrow))

Burzumcheg: the whole hut was swept with garlic after a failed experiment with food... now friends are afraid to come to my home, I had vague doubts

Lud_Fig-Wam-Bed_Hoyen: When she said she wanted to play the Doctor, I was delighted. And she did not have much of what the enema put in, so then she wanted to check the prostate. Elijah is out.

YYY: Well, I have learned little. I will still teach. How much I can now.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx is good
xxx: I would embrace
No, no, I’ll have to fuck.
XXX is just good.

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I make pizza
XXX: Aaaah
What kind of pizza?
with the neighbor)
XXX is :D

Recently in shops I distinguish men's clothes from women's only by the presence of nipples on the mannequin.

Red Eyed Friend (23:38:12 24/06/2012)
Make a mine.
Red Eyed Friend (23:38:15 24/06/2012)
The Massage*

All the variety of women's clothes is essentially divided into two types - either coloring the shortcomings, or highlighting the merits.

Ninety-third year, summer, the heat is terrible. I lived in Undead then. And on Dmitrovka on the road to the center, there is a clever turn to B. Academic Street. He is right on the lighthouse, so there periodically hanged the sign "right cannot" and exhibited the collector in the pursuit. I got into that. I go, I don’t touch anyone, and, turning, I fix this sign with the edge of my eyes, with the thought “Yesterday was not...” I stumble on the stick, I stop, worrying about myself. And I see that such poor guys like me are five cars in a row for disassembly. I wait. The collector is not in a hurry, hot, lazy, sweaty... Flying out because of the twist of the nine with tinted glasses, also stumbling on the stick. From there comes out a cheerful brother in shorts and shorts, hanged with cheeks, bracelets, etc. Evaluate the situation for half a minute. The dialogue follows (as I have heard, so I write). Brother (with the voice of a complete fool):
I am a missionary!
He turns around:
What is?
Do you have it? – Mosquito.
The people were concerned, mindlessly warned:
– No...
My brother is even more stupid:
And the race? ... The ration?
Mint is confused:
– No...
Brother calmly and measurably:
If not, you would go to X@Y, Makaka with a stick! He splashed through his teeth, sat down and left.
There is no scene.
Mint (slightly coming in and through the teeth):
Meaning so is. Ten seconds and everything disappeared.
We did not wait for the second invitation.

The authors of the school textbook "New History of Russia" can not determine with what phrase their work should begin:
“In the dark period of the imperial self-government...” or “In the good old days...”

You can find something exciting :D
Cheeera: the first?))
See also: Nothing