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Today I read the broadcast of Ice Age: Global Warming. I think I’ll look at the cartoon, and there’s that shit on the tricks.

Damn, the diminishingly more pleasant the nick in the body, the worse it is.

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And I think you’re printing your foot.

Winter, the N-region, the suburban road, is already dark. A little snow fell and poured all the ice areas on the asphalt, respectively, drive fast and all float slowly.
We go along and we and a colleague at UAZIK and see this picture: a dozen jumped out of the road, went into a quilt and knocked his mouth into the swarm. Around the dirt-toned car dance on the snow two odious personalities in sports costumes, leather jackets and hats.

We decide to help, we brake on the sidelines, we go out, we call on individuals:
Hey guys, do you need help? Is there a rope behind?
One of the personalities looks at us from a cuvet with a pimple, thinks something, and then gives in response:
Do you know who you are calling the man? We are guys!

We shake our shoulders, sit down in UAZik and move on. Behind us in the quintet, an odious personality spits something and pins the legs of the second who has talked to us.

Hierarchy at McDonald’s:
Seller - Senior Seller - Head of Department - District Manager - Managing Director - Chief Manager - Clown Ronald

In the circus of Yuri Nikulin, the same shame occurs.

In every office there is a hierarchy.

by Kadir(c)

- The mayor of Kiev appeared at the anniversary of the Conservatory in a sports suit - Lenta.ru, 08.12.2008
- The mayor of Kiev will take for the reception of visitors a hundred thousand dollars - Lenta.ru, 23.12.2008
- The mayor of Kiev threatened to introduce a tax on ropes - Lenta.ru, 26.12.2008
- The mayor of Kiev decided to entertain the citizens with songs - Lenta.ru, 04.02.2009
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The mayor of Kiev appointed a psychiatric examination - Lenta.ru,
13.03 to 12:09

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I go from work today, I see three men... all three are crying... the first thing that came to mind, a flashmob...

If the budget is not enough at the same time for pensions and space - the way out is,
to send retirees into space.

The Bandit History. Not from TV.
years of reconstruction. One man, while still a student, fell into a gang.
In his youth, he did some dark things, for example, robbed.
People on the streets, but he was lucky, and in the field of sight of the police he did not get.
After school, he entered the law school and began studying at
The lawyer. Phanas rejoiced: their lawyer in the gang!
But then he began to roll out some affairs OUT of the gang, and put all the revenue.
In the pocket. When Pahan heard of it, he sent two people to his house.
Six to find out. But he was already ready. He pulled out the gun and
He said, “Girls, go away from here, this is not a matter for you. and if you want
Please send Pagan. Pagan was his classmate.
Pahan comes and the lawyer asks him, “How much do you want?”
Pagan thought, and said: 20 percent.
The guy replied, “I give you 30 percent, but I leave the gang and open the door.”
their business. Pahan thought and said, “OK.
This is how you think what business can a former bandit open? The restaurant,
Sauna or Casino? He opened the library! The entire gang
Sitting under the tables of the hook. Most did not understand why.
Books are needed.
It was necessary to see the faces of the librarians when a man, in view of
The brother opened up to them and said, “I want to open the library!” and in that
During the period from 1985 to 1990, the libraries were closed one after another.
The librarians ran at the speed of the sound, no one wanted to work there.
A miserable salary. He says, “I’ll pay you my salary, you’ll pay me my salary.”
Just give room and shelves to put the books. Yes please, u
The library is closed!
The library was commercial. He came and paid a bet.
The price of the book, and I read it. Then he could get her back, and
I got the bet back.
Of course, he wasn’t believed at first, and all kinds of inspections were running out. for
He had several shelves with Pushkin and Gogol.
In fact, it was actually a bookstore, and through it
There was a stormy stream of fantasy, detectives and adventures. They were,
of course, bookmakers who actually took books, read and
They returned and then took others. Most of the books are
never been returned. The price of the book has already been paid.
He made a bet and was not interested in returning it. He did not pay taxes.
The store, on the contrary, received subsidies from the state as a library.
He played the whole colossal book boom that captured the country.
years of reconstruction. Not only did he play, he predicted it.

If a Russian man thinks something good to do, it is good.
will do. No sacrifice or destruction will stop him.

Category "Bash educates"

Few people know, but energy-saving lamps due to their mercury content are forbidden to throw out for washing, and need to be disposed of.
Even fewer people know that the energy-saving lamps of any manufacturer can be rented for recycling in any IKEA store in the return department.

Plus if the information was useful :)

- You know... a strange feeling... I can’t tolerate when my comp is used by someone other than me... it’s a clone, because I’ve always been the master of the comp, both at home and at work (admin complexes) well so here... I see what I’ve installed by you... and no drop is angry... I probably love you very much)))))

Latest news: "Gorbachev called on the United States to restructure"
What is the restructuring of the light hand of Gorbachev we know.
Soon the United States will break up into 50 small third world countries.
Think about it.
Thought is material.

Fuck, I’m like a guard of the basha, I remember some tricks... Not as famous as a cat named Scuco... But still:

Damn what are you busy with?
Root: adhesive cryogenic chamber for screw
Root: from cardboard
Stifler: Chevrolet
Root: I hardened, gave the stature to repair, he repaired it for a week, tried it all - it repaired specifically
Root: said that the info is not to restore... said, "today there is no such technology to restore information, you do not form it, let it lie. In the next two years, a new concept will be invented"
Root:...I glue cryogenic I will put a screw there, I will write - open in 2009, I will put it on the shelf, and the next time he will see the world completely different... new :)
Stifler : :D
Root: a terrible future... 2009... a post-nuclear civilization...
Root: and the hard disk, getting alive, breaks the cryocamera’s lid from the leg.
Root: The first of the decipticons!
Stifler: You are easy dalpaeop)
Root: You’ll remember my words in 2009!

One question: how then?! to

Christine (13:32:38 14/03/2009)
I go to the bus yesterday, a guy comes in, he is 25 years old, with a wooden table and a chair, puts all this thing, sits at the table, gets half a beer and starts drinking...)))))))))))

I remember being taken to the army. The date of departure is set in a month. And I studied in Insta (one was expelled, I enrolled in the other, but the delay no longer works). Do them, went to the inst all this month, to see the people, and about the army of the current to the dean said - say do not expel, when I return - I will continue to study. So, I called a friend from the army after half a year, she said that a history teacher a week ago asked me to pass, so that I stop missing classes - otherwise I will be expelled and I will go to the army...

XXX is
Newton took a triangular prisma and said, “Triangular prisma, give me strength!” and turned into Seilor-Newton and went to fight with apples falling on civilian people’s heads.

Now they are constantly saying that the perfect breast should fit in a man’s palm... and what do girls with a 4m size do? T.T
Poor girl, don’t get upset! I’ll come back, I’ll be sorry ?

He decided to stick over his girlfriend, took some tube with cream, apparently childish, and demonstrately showing her said: can we get away? I have a vaseline. Why did she start to roast. He roasted for 4 minutes without a break. It turned out that this very "vaseline" was called "I myself" )))))))))))))