Anton: What are you working on?
Alexis: I am not smoking.

today in my eyes some young man walked on the street 40 years of victory Mr. Krasnodar with the second iPad, clearly outstretched (turned, twisted, removed-dressed the boiler) and in the end very deliciously dropped it on the asphalt... guy, if you are now reading this message, know - you are cool))))))))

I am looking for a boy. Moscow
Anton Borovizkiy: I am looking for a grandmother. Moscow
I am looking for a donkey, Dagestan.
I am looking for the grandma of Oslo! It’s hard ? ? ?
Daron Malakian: I am looking for a cut. The grandmother ass.

Kol4edan: And yesterday I was cuddling with Michael Jackson all day.
Kol4edan: Turn on the player and cut the grass under his music :)

We go to a friend (d) in the apartment, he has an imperial march on the entire Ivanovsky oret.
I: I am injured?
D is D!
Neighbors are probably beating their heads.
D: No, they are already marching!

I just wanted to drink and I ate XD

xxx: My friend (sanitary technician) recently let go of his beetles, and on my question why he replied: "The sanitary technician must be with his beetles!" And I for some reason immediately remembered Mario...

from ZH:

Tomorrow I will quit smoking, drink and completely switch to raw eating. I will write a report on my feelings every day.

15.06.11... So the first day...

No, reading the Dune book in the bathroom is cynical about her characters

XHHH: throw it out, now my stuff began to glut and I immediately used a fool to cut off the hole without pulling it out of the net...
It was :)))
Gamal Genah in his Seugu,
See Gena in Sega bag.
He put his hand down in Seoul.
And it was heranull!! to

C has been:
ZyL is
This is what is called the “world of straits”: two Russians, one from Canada, the other from Brazil, found a common acquaintance, who is an American from Seattle!

Recalled from studenthood: A group of students standing in front of the audience is waiting for a girl in 4 or 5 times passing the matanalysis. It comes out.
All: What did she give up?
She: "No, and I don’t know what to do next".
and pause.
She said, “Can I learn?“!”

@katya_titkova: Mom convinced me to wear a dress at the graduation. I don’t get the idea that for this money you could buy an external hard.

Do you think I am stupid?
and yes.
Why is?
Because I’ve told you this many times before, and you haven’t reached it yet.

I have three children!
Work is a place to leave the house in the morning!!! to

Andrei is??...

I am leaving in two weeks.
Every weekend I went looking for a suitcase. I found it, like that, terribly liked, and comfortable.
Now my cat lives in it.

XV-22: Sleeping tired webstocks, mice sleep...
Flashs and keyboards are waiting for the guys.
Windows is asleep.
To start in the morning,
Shut up... Ba-u-bay
All normal contacts sleep for a long time.
The skyscraper in the container is not destined...
The virus falls asleep too, well, and we will help him -
Kasper update, ba-y-ba...

New July: Choose 3 characters of your password that you can hide from other users!

Last year was a normal drought. This year in the Kiev region complaints - for a month no rain. Well, we will listen to the head of the hydrometeorological service here, if the rain does not give - we will remove from work and appoint a new one," Azarov said.

In Samara, the mayor is named Azarov. And also python. Is it family?

Give me my driving license back, I want to get rid of alcohol addiction!!! to