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What is your salary for May?Salary for May will be June 10th.And not sooner.Avance for June 25th.
Learn the match (in free from disassembly "cossy" time)).

The advance is paid for the first 15 days of the month. May 25 will be the advance for May. And don’t suck here, lovers "Solitaire"

Guys, remember, the rules of issuing money in your office do not affect how other organizations pay salaries. Do not enter a monastery with your statute.

XXX: My personal life is improving. Last year I found a dead spider in my bed and recently found a living spider.

From a report on the century since the birth of Maresiev, a quote from the speech of the director of the museum in his homeland: "Protheses are an integral part of Alexei Petrovich."

Specifications of Intel Core 6 (Skylake):
xxx: I’m sitting on a five-year i5 — “RDP sessions are not hanging or hanging, web moulds of systems are working and working,” comparing with working Haswell. I see concrete progress only in the GPU, another generation, and it will be possible to give up discreet.
YYY: Eck you curved on the five-year i5. I sit on the 8-year-old Core 2 Duo E7200 and normally everything works with 4 GB DDR2-800 and SSD :)
zzz: Similar to the Core 2 Quad Q6600, which has been over 9 years. The 10 works great!
I am using a Pentium D 3.4 GHz. XP as it worked, and it works, it will not hang.
BBB: I sit with 640 KB of memory. Enough is!
CCC: Bill, please log in.
DDD: I sit on the ground. I use abacus, the stones both lie and lie.

I want to shave my cat and myself. But the cat I am sorry, suddenly he will be ill, and himself - does not allow the husband, says that he will be afraid.

Igor (7 or 8 years old) looks at the toothpaste, which is written "from 5 to 12 years old" and says, "Mom, I'm afraid I won't get enough of this toothpaste until 12 years old."

And now...? Taxis, private people, laundry nobody sheds out.. there is no romance))

There is. At 2 o’clock in the night, some fool came into the courtyard, the music erets. One egg passed by, the other flew right into the open window in his mouth. While I was dressing up and descending to finish the confrontation with a mortuary, this Rameo left.

Now for such in the freezer in the package of milk freezes a piece of ice. Wells and Melomans.

by 20366
So that you do not have what a kitchen knife, even spoonfuls and pencils to buy on certificate. And don’t bother normal people, and so everything is forbidden.
And those who are afraid of dangerous things have a place in a room with soft walls. An injection of nerves.

I work in the plastic card department, a VIP calls (a big uncle with a turnover of several lam per card a month), and asked to send a new card because the previous one was broken. "Riding on a water hill in the water park, the card was in the back pocket, when descending broke, by the way, the cards you have strong, 6 seams imposed"

Previously even gay others were.Here to take the same Freddie Mercury, gay and gay, and a man!But now to take Jiggard and Kirkorov, a man and a natural, and those more...

Here I went to work, listened to the news and came to the conclusion:
Everything is very confused in our country.

XXX: I sell the pneumatic. The copy of the PM is made entirely of metal. Model MP 654K of the company Baikal. I will give him a cobra. Photographing is not possible. The price of 6500 trades is possible at the meeting.
Yyy: The feeling when you go to meet a stranger with money, and he with a trunk.

Let you calm down: the guy-zadoolbay with the phobia of computer plates and the baby-zadoolbay with the moral teachings about the closed swimsuit is a family couple of fat trolls who argued whose post will collect more negativity. You are just playing them.

I’m planning a vacation schedule, what month do you have?

In the “Y”.

You will go to the invasion.

Beautiful description of the children's game:
Chariot is a fun platform player with real physics in which a brave princess and her faithful bridegroom carry the king's tomb through ancient caves.

Most of all, at work, I loved to listen to men’s bikes.



One tells us, “I sent you to a remote post with a ration. He came, sat on the heater, put the ration on the shelf and fell asleep. I wake up from what they are causing. He jumped up. And the legs fell. I fell on the floor and I couldn’t get to the rack. Two minutes went so hard and everybody tried to get to her. The chief of the guard almost started to scream on the railway.”



The second says, “They put on the gates, the shlagbaum to open. I fell asleep on a chair in the morning. I woke up from the fact that the director of the factory came and signaled. He jumped, fell on his knees, his legs also fell. I pull the button, I can’t get it. He decided, not our own boss, he doesn’t care. I push the button down there, it’s down there. in the knees. The director comes in, stops next to me and so echoingly: "Next time you don't have to get on your knees." The cock. But I did not give up to the boss.”

See also 20376:

Do not sit in the phone while driving. Because of such homosex, there are much more problems on the roads, and congestion, by the way, too.

<xxx> heard, the Japanese are making a movie by "Tetris"?
<xxx> to be more accurate
<yyy> No, but I already want to fuck an actress who will play a long stick

20364, there are laws on IP in our country. So, if the price is indicated, the sellers are obliged to pay tax, and not everyone wants to do this. And in the face they can even agree on the barter, who is useful to check.

Some of the opus are crazy and I admire it. If a woman wears a separate swimsuit instead of a swimsuit, she wants men to look at her. Oh well ok. But if a man was wearing sweaters instead of shorts, he... yes, in general, he also wants men to look at him!
Amazing how much these same men think about themselves - the whole world is doing everything for them!

One asks his friend on the beach:
How do you get to photograph? No one reacts to me.
And you put the potatoes in the swimming...
It gets worse, everybody turns around and spit.
Fool, you have to go ahead!