I take an exam in finance.
School of Economics, Faculty of Economics...
Prepod asks the student, the one who is not sure answers - the caroche crashed.
Prep asks – are you working?
Students yes
Pre- to who?
Top student manager.
Prepod - How can a top manager not know what an emission policy is? I did not give up! 2 is!! to
The second student also...
Who do you work for
Student of Mercenary!
Prepod – How can a merchandiser not know what international financial institutions are? I did not give up! 2 is!! to
Then there were secretaries, accountants, cassiers, etc.
Here I answer...Karoche also crashed...And the prede again asks you work?
I am yes!
Prep and who?
I am a system administrator.
Here the prede looked at me with full eyes of regret and said - give a look!

When did she tell you this, where were your hands?
yyy: where there was no electricity :) and on the waist, and on the keyboard :)
XXX: What about the joystick? Who is below the waist?
YYY: What kind of baby joystick does she have? Tchapp is there!

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Lada Potehina left the association "The Club of Amateurs to run on the white snake, to whisper so, blam-blam, on the shells of colotilla".

What did I miss in this life on anatomy?? to

XXX is a writer. The shoulder pulled. Now you move your left hand.
Yyyy: And you walked with your right hand.

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She is 19 years old and already has two children.
He is ashamed to say the word GANDON, and the condom he does not speak, and the code says the rubber gives him a clist! Naern has a collection of home, the threat of constipation fucking.

Kenny: I’m going to the subway yesterday from work, I read “LINUX for home and office”, two guys, a bit inadequate in appearance and a choir, run up at the University Street: “Take it out!” and then one of them sadly adds: “You’re still so young.”

PEK: We hung today at work a map of the Russian Empire from 1916... with the signature: "We do not need a stranger! We want to get it back..."

Spring, sunshine, and warmth and sunshine, the first shy strings were used from the girls' jeans.

Problems in life will become less as soon as you stop yourself.

Think of others as smarter.

This morning.

I work for a company that produces advertising. all

young, energetic, alone I feel retiree with my 33 years

of the genus.

by 09.00 The daily planner.

I come in, I greet the managers, I greet the senior designer

(In addition to him, there is only one designer in the state), I sit down.

I sit on the couch and wait.

Before the start of the planner, as usual, there is an unforced overturning.

Everyone with everyone (greatly raises the tone and working mood, ksta! It is :)



Commercial Director Zhenya. Address to Senior Designer:

- Serega, the color sample of such a (number) order is ready?

The Designer:

Figo knows him. He is smiling.

The director also smiles:

Seregha, you talk like you have three kidneys in your head.

The organism...

Design and fun:

- Zika, and you talk like you have five designers.

It works...

I like to work in this company!

Only a woman can at the same time claim that you are decent.

To insist that you marry her as a decent man.

of man.

Look what a huge stomach that man has. Directly the column. I wonder what will happen if the needle is struck?
Wow, I’ll probably give you a fuck.

Serjik: When will we get all together?
Shall we sit and rest?
Serjik: How do you look at it?
Meskalin: I look at it with a close eye. The left eyebrow is lifted up. breathing is accelerating, more and more blood with oxygen comes to the brain. From a powerful and strong breath, they begin to swell into different sides of the nostrils... the lips gradually acquire the shape of a bow, resembling a smile. And each other!! The tip of the tongue suddenly rises up and a part of the upper lip is hidden in the uncharted depth of the mouth... different images begin to arise chaotically in the brain... the chest gets full of air... everything around for a few moments dies... and here, the chest begins to thinly descend, releasing air, which, lusting the wet lips with a pleasant vibration, turns into familiar words: “What kind of guy are you asking?” As if I ever refused!and "

The schizophrenic bird:
I love my sapphire.
is sitting such a hairy, unshaken woman and gently speaks to the phone "zaya, see there in hell".
The shark is roughly the same unshaken hair shirt upstairs.

The Dark! Do not scratch the shit. There are other guys. This is not an anecdote.ru, it is not Udaf.com. Dark, your fears are broken into pieces here. 250 thousand soldiers! They will disperse everything. They will wipe out the abyss in an hour! You are a cowboy. You stop, fool, you finish, you hide the aprova button away in the warehouse and forget about your Zoe. Think about the future of Bach. He is dying! Your kids are running away from your website.

Dark to Dark! Watch the exploding helicopters. How many battles! You’re smashing this shit every day, you’re killing funny quotes, and the soldiers are sitting, ready for battle.

At night, our dwarfs will pop up a little bit, and your website will be under DDoS. Who are you joking with, shit? Think of it, shit! You are making a historic mistake. Your readers will not thank you.

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What antivirus are you using?


It doesn’t feel like it! ? ? ?

Zigmound: This is the end of the working day :)
Zigmound: and the work night started :(

by Malcolm Baddock:
The blazing system is looking at the multicast.
There is a story of the type: a month fell into the well and freezes.
Then comes the slide, literally.
The barracks were very eager to drink after the magic grass, he drank everything from the well, drank, drank, until he drank to the bottom. He then released his magic grass and the moon returned to heaven.
This is a shit ><

Do you have pets or brothers?
There is a brother, there is a dog, there are fish and rats.
The truth is that she will soon die.
And you too =)
What is it??? = – O
I am going to die!!!? to
Blue, you will not die, I have you.
1 is OK ;)