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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31878
 22.06.2010
Doc, you tell me as a specialist. I have a red spot on my hand – is this type of capillary out?
Terra/Doc: No, the beaten pixel

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31877
 22.06.2010
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
My girlfriend has given birth!!! to
xxx: boy, 3 kg, with a tail!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31876
 22.06.2010
But his life was loose.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Then I changed my mind and became a girlfriend.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31875
 22.06.2010
Crestana : pffff In the open area, a healthy young cat will get rid of the dog at once.
Manar:... no, in the open terrain, a dog will catch a cat. A cat can only be saved by a tree or crawl into the basement.
Gamberro: I’ve seen these bastards—and those and those when they ran very fast. I can’t understand one thing: how can you compare lightning with your eyes, without instruments?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31874
 22.06.2010
We are talking about Polish cars.
X: Where will you look for coal tanks?
Y: There is no coal, there oats need to sleep.
Y: It seems to me that you open a cockpit, and there two Polish pedals are rotating.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №31873
 22.06.2010
Olga
Regina is a real blonde.
Dmitry
Why is?
Olga
There was no light, and the phone sat down. She puts him in the socket and sits like this saying, my phone is not charging. Alena says that there is no light, and she says well and what, how does it affect the phone?

[ + -45 - ] Comment quote №31872
 21.06.2010
by Evil:
I can do anything with my knife. Even if there’s something that can’t be done with my knife, it can serve as a motivating factor to get someone else to do it.)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31871
 21.06.2010
I love croissants and theatre.
He: And I’m shishvili, beer and football. You see how much we have in common.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31870
 21.06.2010
XXX: I drink coffee
Is it so hot?
I don’t know, I’m working here.
XXX is fresh.
YYY: Well, I also have it fresh.


[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31869
 21.06.2010
XX: What is the Eurozone?
YYY: There are Eurozekis
YYY: and live by European concepts

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31868
 21.06.2010
I sit at the table, my mother on the couch. Suddenly from my mother’s back the voice:
I have something wrong with my leg!
As I turned around, I heard a reassuring continuation:
No, I just bowed her on my knees.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №31867
 21.06.2010
Stalker: Fuck, another one left me.
OMG: It is summer! Rejoice to!
What does summer have to do with it?! to
OMG: Ticks and mosquitoes!
Stalker and?! to
OMG: Well someone will suck you.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №31866
 21.06.2010
A friend told me, stood in line, heard a conversation.
Young Man (M) vs Grandpa (B)

B - Dacha is near the cemetery, take a spade with you!
M – Why?? to
B – Well, why, girl, you accumulate yourself whatever it is boring!
M - o_0

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31865
 21.06.2010
ViLPy: Something doesn’t feel like I’m a graduate
Specialist, it feels more like I am, molding, the future ordinary :(

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31864
 21.06.2010
XX: Where were you yesterday?
Repair has been completed...
XX: You seem to have finished?
The toilet hero sold.
Q: Is it wrong with him?
Do you promise that you will not roast?
xxx: I will try)) so the picture
Yesterday, the car was in the lane.
He buried her when she came home.
WOW: I think the crude crude was...
xxx and yes =)
WOW: I run home, I sit on a push and there is a terrible blow.
Well, I’m jumping up, the fucking is almost gone.
xxx:))))))))
WOW: I look at the bathroom, where the attachments to the floor are cut off. Well, caroche, somehow he recovered, washed a friend of Faisans and went to work out...this is how it is.
Max, where are you born?
In the ECB, what?
The Urals are so harsh.
Which is soooo)))

[ + -30 - ] Comment quote №31863
 21.06.2010
I just don’t want to be a cause for disagreement and to the detriment of myself I do good to people... I am so sorry about myself.
YYY: I understand you. Yesterday I gave up my seat in the bus, left and quietly cried.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №31862
 21.06.2010
Do you remember when you and I went to Mammoth?
2: I remember... we used to take it off the rock, and let us eat the grain...
1:Yes, I put...until one good guy named Prometheus brought a new device, fire...
Has the wood already been on it?


[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31861
 21.06.2010
the harm of self-beating before the stronger sex.
I have no breasts.
He: There is
It is just compact.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31860
 21.06.2010
* Contact asks to authorize it*

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don’t speak English :(
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31859
 21.06.2010
We are cooking lilia kebab.
Mama, I want a lily!
I: Luckily you’ll just get them...

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