Leningrad District Court of Vladimir, list of cases on 24.07.2012.
About recognition of a citizen as missing or about declaration of a citizen as dead
The applicant: Immortal E.A.

I went through the whole supermarket, but never found a normal milk condensate with natural cocoa. To those who invented flavours: that you all life only get rubber babies, identical to natural ones.

Yesterday, friends told us what kinds of spells they came to serve... one asked to show Russia on the map. He looks and such a whore on the river Lena conducts the border...he is told: wrong...this time on the Volga he has drawn the border, he is wrong, that even larger piece of the map has covered, he is wrong, and he is like this: “Oh, no matter what country we have, what big country!” He is asked:
So what is Eurasia?
He replied, “That’s the sushi bar in Senna!” And it’s philanthropy :))))

My husband bought a car.
I arranged a car for my mom.
Why is? O_O
Well, is it too little. Will you leave me without sharing it?
Why should I leave you?
Well, I am a bit foolish. Here is the car, for example, for my mom, which would not get you if you leave me.

I read the task of 9th grade: 1000 apples and 1000 bananas grew on the apple. I could not read further...

We lie down with the sweet, embrace him, hold him in the ass. “Let’s go,” I say, “I’m the finger in the pop sun.” "No"-- says, and the brides hysterically shrink - for every case. “Acho,” I said, “I’ve heard men like it, maybe you’ll like it.” “That’s what I’m afraid of,” he says, shrinking stronger, “and I’m afraid..."

I stood in the supermarket on the box and broke all my products. A young woman sees a credit card in my hands.
To the young man, we do not take the foolish!
X and X?
An anal on every box!
Minutes two listened to the hysterical goot of the buyers who stood behind me)))

I wanted to invite a husband to lunch, who works on the 2nd floor of an unbuilt house.
I am Jura! by Jura!
without answer. He repeated it a couple of times and kept silent.
I went to eat!! to
Yuri is going!
Not a shit?

Can we talk about coffee or do we need to talk about aphrochey?

(On life on the tropical island of Guam)

About the dangerous life - told the lady, who was after her husband to a local doctor. The uncle comes to the doctor, complains - said, the snake bitten. What kind of snake? The doctor asked, how did she look? And so, says the uncle, and takes a snake out of his pocket. So, after the bite, he pushed her into his pocket and went to seek medical help, and all this time the snake was biting his leg =)

Spain – France (2-0) after the match:
XXX: Cats Go Home / 2–0
YYY isp. With Ger. Will be in the final
ZZZ: the cockroaches have long been home

I am joking about football.
I am joking at the devil.
I want to joke.
I fucking day by day.
I want to sleep.

Russia is a generous soul.

Annual salary of all coaches of the teams participating in the European Championship - 2012.

Poland: Franciszek Smuda – 300 thousand The Euro.
Czech Republic: Mikhal Bilek – 200 thousand The Euro.
Greece: Fernando Santos – 500,000 The Euro.
Germany: Joachim Leo – 2.5 million The Euro.
Portugal: Paulo Bento – 1.5 million The Euro.
The Netherlands: Bert Van Marwijk – 1.8 million The Euro.
Denmark: Morton Olsen – 390 thousand The Euro.
Spain: Vicente del Bosque – 1.5 million The Euro.
Italy: Cesare Prandelli – 3 million The Euro.
Ireland: Giovanni Trapattoni – 1.5 million The Euro.
Croatia: Slaven Bilic – 160 thousand The Euro.
Ukraine: Oleg Blokhin – 600 thousand of dollars.
Sweden: Eric Hamren – 400,000 The Euro.
France: Laurent Blanc – 1.2 million The Euro.
England: Roy Hodgson – 2 million of pounds.

Russia: Dick Advocate – 7 million The Euro.

SMS of correspondence:
X: Yesterday my mail was broken. Yesterday I changed the roof! I remember a great man. Well, now, the second day I am changing the names of the great men and all so far FIG!!! to
Y: There should also be a question of control
X: And I’m sorry that I have to answer the question "trata?" Fuck how I hate my non-trivial brain!!! to

<_Walking> yesterday a terrible insect came into my head
<_Batya_> thought?)

Religion and war combine equally well.
Like dry grass and burning torch.

Odeni: I can’t tell you how I don’t tolerate garbage.

Evgeny: So my compliments have become more galantine and brilliant, or the new Volkswagen has started to attract more and more girls :))

Dear members of Gazprom! We have many contracts with European countries to supply OUR natural wealth! And if you don’t want to share directly, buy the German national team and make it the Russian national team!!! From Check

From the discussion of the news "The Post of Russia will deal with the issue of debit cards":

XXX: I can see the situation. You pay in any store with a card "Post of Russia", and you in response: "Sorry, your card does not pass - at the mail lunch".