I go to the pharmacy.
111: Do you have a bank for analysis?! to
222: Do you want for feces or urine?
111: What is the difference?
222: For feces with a spoon.
(This is the voice from behind): A, for the urine with the tube!

Krasov: It seems that the banner on the main page of Google is composed by Russians. My grandfather had such a distinctive calendar, there too every day there was some absolutely unknown reason to mention he knows what.

A cake and a vase of eggs saved me from eating such a nice piece of salt with onion and watermelon for the night.

They lived in the woods for four days in tents. According to the forecast, it is the sun, then the rain. I was pulled to the parking lot last and I got a place for the tent on the top of the hill - on the far side, the rest stood up in the bedroom. I pulled a tent, two clothes, ropes and offered to stretch it all over the parking lot so that the water could flow along the edges. I was bordered with my rack proposals, got the moth of their rope (50 meters), another tent ("far better and more expensive than your shit"), stretched the rope around the perimeter of the parking lot and placed their tent and clothes. My "gone-tent" was put on the roof for wood - and that's fine. My hints that it is better from the sun to stretch, and from the rain better, nevertheless, the house simply ignored. It rained - the structure began to hang and flow on the junctions. The city collapsed - it almost broke into the fire at once. The whole crowd grabbed the drainage with false means, held the tents in their hands, periodically spilling the accumulated water from them until everything was over... "Listen to the woman and do the opposite". The fire saved. The wood too. Washed it all. Silence went into the tent. Up there :)

In the news:
Zhirinovsky insulted the journalist because of the drug "Zirkadin" prescribed in the clinic.

"Circus of Adin" - as if for Zhirik and invented, he has been sitting on the march for a long time

About 220 soldiers of the Ukrainian army were sent to a skin-venerological dispenser after "rest" with two residents of the Kherson region. This is by %%"

Is it not a lot, 110 people for one girl?))))))))))))))

It is enough for girls to seduce one soldier. Then they themselves.

I will remove this:
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Online advertising of napalm: children's wheelchairs (sales) - Give your child a happy childhood! and biscamentary.
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Man, you are stupid. Happiness is different for everyone. For a disabled person to get out of four walls is much more valuable than another fucking toy for a healthy person. There is no way to do without a good wheelchair.
Nobody in the advertisement does not offer these wheelchairs to be used to raise the healthy.

A man is a woman who sits on a tough diet.
“Dear, when I talked about the perfect female figure, I meant that the chest should fit in the palm, not the tip.

<diagnoz[wrk]> pl, again snow falls
<diagnoz[wrk]> end of May
<sterkh> we have agreed with nature
<sterkh> when to stop drinking - it will be warm)
<diagnosis[wrk]> what is it? Will there be no summer?

Trilateral talks in the format Ukraine-EU-Russia do not result due to the unconstructive position of the Russian side. "Naftogaz of Ukraine" regrets the absence of real progress in negotiations with JSC "Gazprom". The Russian side continues to take an unconstructive position and demands the unconditional repayment of all issued bills.

xxx: Tripartite negotiations at the supermarket’s box office in the buyer – cashier – guarantor format do not result due to the unconstructive position of the cashier, the buyer believes. The buyer regrets the lack of real progress in negotiations with the cashier. The cashier continues to take an unconstructive position and demands unconditional payment for the selected and folded in the cart by the buyer a box of beer and two packs of fruits.

From the Picaboo post about the crawler.oh...

aviator123: And in which direction to twist it? For or against the clock? Or do not turn there and harak, twisted it entirely :(

TOURISTDEN: Absolutely no difference, there is no carving on it!)

How to tell a client is a fool? He doesn’t like anything "and everything"
Manager: Write that his mentality does not coincide with the visual expression of his wishes.
Will he realize that he is a fool?
Manager: I am not sure.

And for some reason no one was surprised that the Cabesa de Vaca is, literally, the Head of the Cow.
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Dive up, Goshopenko, what a funny name - Rabbits!

On the 27th of May, El. The box received a message that the package was delivered on May 17.Thank you Russian mail for such a rush)))
by P.S I once thought this was a joke. Letters that come late. electronic, fucking, letters

But I dream that all the stars will take part in the race "The Running Man", typically like the movie in which Schwarzenegger was still playing.

Shooting can be called "Star Hunt" and selling shooting licenses is expensive. The broadcast itself. The rating will...

The Hunger Games?? to

<Alexey> Demo version of the summer is over! Please get the full version!

In some models of salmon...

"Sharks" is very good! Someone wrote here that such words are invented specifically. Coincidence is much better.

23 years old... no brains have ever appeared.The tea tree boils up, a cat approaches him, swallows his nose to the nose of the tea tree, he escapes. I roar over it, I think, cat idiot, and not long thinking I decide to put my fingers there to check how hot it is.

You don’t know, keep silent:
here here :
John: No woman has ever pursued me so passionately and gently that I scratched her behind her ear and fed her with whisky.)
love your cat, and who has not - lead)) true selfish and pure love only here))

You stop feeding her and scratching behind her ear - she will sneeze, and she will still be in the shoulder) selfish you say? Oh well...

You will not feed - under your feet will start to throw, grieve, catch your feet, steal food, finally. You will not scratch behind your ear - it will come on your knees, start climbing, touching in your eyes. Once I tried not to pay attention to the cat for 15 minutes - he cried, ran, asked for a pen, and under the end stood (he is very long, orc), grabbed me by the waist with his legs, looked me in the eyes, right into the soul, and said: "Maaaaaaaaauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauau" with such a pain in the voice...I don't know what you did with your cat, that she washed off you, pouring the feces in

"Night bombings on jigol is generally a topic for a separate conversation.
Don’t let God go out at night and go somewhere. They come in crowds, greeting and promising encouraging. Go, say, just sit down, I will take you where you want, only show the way. It will be necessary – I will turn on the oxide of the shoot, and we will get forty seconds.
And you just went out to the store for fireplaces, scotch and clamps...
But they are as friendly and friendly as dolphins. And they promise such delightful trips that you involuntarily think about – not if you need to go somewhere else at the end of the city right now.

by Uncklediusha