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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4215
 24.04.2008
My wife and a friend were in the car shop.
At the same time, a blonde comes in and asks the seller:
Where is the crash test recorded?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №4214
 24.04.2008
It was in Sochi. The night.
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We wandered in the evening.
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with a friend
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And here he says you want to laugh I say let’s
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so go we sat in the boat he on the windshield gave me the carabine lightlight says when I say turn on
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And that we swim quietly so in the shore shore darkness at least the eye splintered and here he says to go and on the shore of the occasion
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I was sick when the pairs jumped up and the hole was done in what my mother gave birth, and the beaches were sicked so tightly at night that the distance between them was no more than 2 meters.
WOW :
They are hard guys.)
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and the men struck out the towel under the baby who had it and covered it, they ran running and falling.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №4213
 24.04.2008
Nostanko
Those who are
Pirl
Sho is?
Nostanko
We have a day of journalism in the universe.
I was instructed to speak on behalf of the City Council.
I’ll be hysterical, I feel.
"Yes, I am the official representative of the municipality. Yes, I’m the girl who always had 50 reports per semester. And yes, it was I who sent the wife of the rector"))))))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №4212
 24.04.2008
Today at 4 o’clock in the morning I saw a man using gray paint turning a steady strip in front of his house into a punctual one, so that it would be more convenient to enter the courtyard.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4211
 24.04.2008
1: a new boss appeared in the neighborhood company... a young in principle normal guy
This is the name of the washer!!
2 of 2)
1: wow... well, understandably, all the secrets immediately began to subdue him to the measure of their white-soaked essence.
1: so you think... on the third or fourth day in the office on each table was painted a print of myododyr "...SWAYER’S CHEF AND WAYER’S COMMANDER!".
2nd Ahaha
I mean, I am a normal guy.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4210
 24.04.2008
I sit at home and smoke. I open the window and smoke (the 12th floor). Here I hear the cry "ey boy", I look down there, there is a hop. Then this scene:
I : what?
Go down, get the money.
I: Go to Nashville
He said, “I’m going to get rid of the dames!
Get up and go for treatment.
Q: You can’t follow the basar?
I'll tell you about the Bazar on the floor.
Then he thought a little and said, "I hope I don't see you here again!"
He almost fell out of the window.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4209
 24.04.2008
He: And what have you done to him? Have you played chess?
She: Yes
In the mine?
She: Yes, play with him, don’t play the mine, you’ll suck anyway (

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4208
 24.04.2008
BananaFish: Oh, what is a depression?
Geek: The Girl Gone
BananaFish: I feel sorry. And because of what?
Geek: I said I’m giving her, I’m asking for too much.
BananaFish is like a movie. What did you demand so from her?
Geek: I just said that when we say goodbye, she would send *KISSING* smiley instead of :-* as usual.
BananaFish: Hey, have you met in real?
Geek: They should have been in the trail. meet for the first time on Sunday.
BananaFish: Wait, I’ll change her name
Fucking to whom?
BananaFish: in Romeo, Hule...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4207
 24.04.2008
Yesterday is :
I: Tomorrow Dr. Lenin
Did he congratulate you?
I : No
Do not congratulate him.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4206
 24.04.2008
Buffy: In general, I am the perfect wife!
Buffy: Borges I can even cook.
Go to!The perfect wife should be able to make beer.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4205
 24.04.2008
Xana :Bone, how to download songs from the contact?
motofan :you want to download and go to the motofan folder :C:Documents and SettingsAdministratorApplication DataOperaOperaprofilecache4
Motofan: well jumped what do you need?
Xana: opened and immediately closed
Motorcycle :o_o
Xana: there is such
Motorcycle :O_O
Yes, everything remains there.
Xana: Think of it
motofan :no yes... and sort by file type weak? and find mp3
There are pictures of those satts where there was a jugger.
Motofan: and what? Have you found someone else’s porn on your note?
Tagged with: dadadada
Motorcycle :o_o
Whose note is it?
Xana: The Chief
You are expecting a dizzying climb on the office ladder :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4204
 24.04.2008
[22:50:03] <*-*Lovelka*-*> on which site can the toy download
[22:50:33] <Nicktian> www.ubuntu.com
[22:50:54] <Nicktian> but there are complicated toys

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4203
 24.04.2008
Just came to me in the store 4 children from the neighboring school, class 2-3, so little that they call each other "patsan", one still raising their dropped phone sang: "Number of mud three seven..." Growing generation, hoole.

There was no such thing in my childhood. Now those who survived - some are still sitting and others are bombing!
Hole to Hole!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4202
 24.04.2008
I don’t like to joke with hats.

111 I have a bad experience with them!

by 222 km

You need to smile more often, make more jokes, and most importantly, you know what?

111 what?

222 is not violated.

111 I have been doing all these things for a long time now.

111 I hit 3 times in 3 years.... and only gave 100 times for excess speed

by 222 km

222 I modestly silenced.....pro "and only given 100 times for excess speed"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4201
 24.04.2008
Krunick: I have been re-writing with one for over a month, everything is okay. Last week, my ex-boyfriend arrived and he was in Hungary. He brought roses and then went to his mother. He received the keys from the apartment. I have always loved him and I love him now. and added for decency "don’t think I’m a mercantile doll"

Nex: the mercantile doll is still

Krunick: Well, you are what! This is my only true love :)

Nex: the only true love of the mercantile dog :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4200
 24.04.2008
The all-seeing eye is a fist. The worst of all is a dumb ass!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4199
 24.04.2008
A person becomes really close only when you are not ashamed of him.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4198
 24.04.2008
HHH
I was a fool I looked at what I was doing and realized that I was a fool.
HHH
made of the New Year's motorcycle hat and silk tape generator van de Graaf.
HHH
Statistics are producing.
HHH
It creeps in me)
HHH
I fuck my cat with electricity.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4197
 24.04.2008
>Sasha (20:51:19 21/04/2008)
Hi to
>Natalia Kraeva (20:51:25 21/04/2008)
Hi to
>Sasha (20:51:34 21/04/2008)
I will tell you how it burned.
>Sasha (20:52:14 21/04/2008)
So I picked up an English teacher’s number.
>Sasha (20:52:23 21/04/2008)
I sent a couple.
>Sasha (20:52:30 21/04/2008)
1) Would you dare?
>Sasha (20:52:45 21/04/2008)
Would you be a mushroom soup?
>Sasha (20:53:01 21/04/2008)
1) Have you ordered?
>Natalia Kraeva (20:53:22 21/04/2008)
And then?
>Sasha (20:53:26 21/04/2008)
No is
>Sasha (20:53:35 21/04/2008)
Guess how the couple started?
>Natalia Kraeva (20:53:56 21/04/2008)
Did he ask about the courage?
>Sasha (20:54:00 21/04/2008)
her
>Sasha (20:54:07 21/04/2008)
She called this number!
>Sasha (20:54:14 21/04/2008)
I took my phone out of my pocket.
>Natalia Kraeva (20:54:32 21/04/2008)
This is five

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №4196
 24.04.2008
The best advertisement is anathema.

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