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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №15153
 14.03.2009
Q: Are you cheering?

My husband is a fool (I think he is a fool).

Q: Have you fought? Do not be sad, be reconciled;) the word to argue came from the word sory)

He came from a trip, opened the refrigerator, and it was empty. He quietly dressed up and left ((( came from the store with bags and said that he would spend the night with his brother and knocked the door(((

I just broke my refrigerator!! I took it all out and put it in a cold water bath. If this muddy had washed her hands after the toilet, he would have seen it all!!!:' (from:' and

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15152
 14.03.2009
Every girl, hardly getting rid of it,
Until the breasts grow,
He dreams, breathing, of a fairy prince,
Who will find it.
And the princes of these, one or two, fell together,
Especially in our cold areas.
And the girls cry, and the tail is broken,
The divorce is on their cheeks.
The girls of businessmen,
In the ass the masters give up.
There are tens of thousands of them,
Marriage does not take anything.
Time goes by, girls get older.
The pattern of stretches does not please the eye.
Cocktails burned on the herb.
A pattern of old straws fell on the floor.
No need, girls, to aspire to wealth.
The hunt for the prince reminds of the route
A simple, ordinary blasphemy.
Getting married, girls, they don’t take fools.

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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15151
 14.03.2009
My wife recently stumbled. In the corridor with an electric dryer (two such socks, a cable and a plug) the boots are dried. In the middle of the night a trumpet voice: "Who are these boots charging here?"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №15150
 14.03.2009
Scientists and prostitutes enjoy work, but income
very differently.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15149
 14.03.2009
Anyone who has seen an attacking puppy, the cat will understand.
on the same topic. There is a wonderful aquarium fish - sackfish.
Survives in the swamp, eats almost everything, with the right upbringing of small
Neighbors are not hurt. In our homeland, like our wool, may at night,
Rose rushed out of the hole. Side acquisition - may be loud
whisper, whisper... (who doesn’t believe – take an adult saucer,
He will sing you serenades in the spring nights.
So here. A schoolgirl, listening to the teacher’s diphyrambs,
I made such a miracle. I woke up from the noise and the whirlwind: the swallow slipped on the floor and
whispered, and on the highest closet, swinging his ass into a concrete wall and
I opened my eyes and looked at this cat.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №15148
 14.03.2009
A man went to heaven and asked God, “What about hell?”
He let him go and watch for a couple of hours.
The man is looking, and there the grain is just boiling: all boiled on the cars.
Drinking beer, vodka and the river. Not a life, but an eternal life.
He returns and asks God to send him to hell.
And God answered him, saying, “You were a man who was very righteous on the earth.
You have no sins, so you have a place in heaven.
The man then asks him to let him go for a week on the ground, he says - all.
I will correct.
God is agreeing.
The man, having fallen to the ground, begins a complete ruthlessness: drunkenness, walks, orgies,
He rapes everybody.
On the last day he gets into some prithon and there he holds his hand.
An old grandmother of the 90s. He also took her on a full program.
He loses consciousness and returns to heaven again.? to
He goes to God,... asks that he has spoken for a bitch.
And he says to him:
Yes, you have committed a lot of sins, three lives in hell will be enough. But you remember
Did you finish your grandmother? You won’t believe, I prayed.! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15147
 14.03.2009
What’s new in personal life?
I bought a soulmate, and you?
I am a hand cream.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15146
 14.03.2009
Felis Silvestris: I was barely taken to work recently

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15145
 14.03.2009
All my friends have dreams like dreams. The house, the family, the car, the computer there... Am I alone, the fool, dreaming of Dr. House meeting Dr. Cox?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15144
 14.03.2009
I make a website at home. I went out to the balcony to smoke. And before that, I thought for a long time - how to turn 3 columns into dives, and even without absolute. of positioning. Well, in general, I am pleased, telling my wife about this. I reach the culmination and say
"And all that had to be side giants the height of 100%!"
Suddenly there is a compressed stone from above, the phrase "Man, you are a genius!" sounds of quick steps moving away...
The moral – whoever seeks – will always find... one way or another :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15143
 13.03.2009
I add records to work books, before my eyes a practical guide on how to fill them properly. So, there is such a thing...
The employment contract is terminated in connection with the death of the employee. The signature of the manager and the signature of the employee. :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №15142
 13.03.2009
Bregor: I am going up the stairs now.
Bregor: I look - the guy stands, fucking the door
I think spring has come...
Bregor: it turned out - he has a magnet hanging on the pulse, and he is trying to reach her to the reader

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15141
 13.03.2009
She says hello!
He is: Hi
She: Give me my mom today webcam cappella!
He: cool...and why so upset
She: Duck you throw... That’s why I even have to sit painted in front of the compound=(
He is MDA...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15140
 13.03.2009
xxx: I have someone on the door of the elevator with the mark "magic teleport". and :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15139
 13.03.2009
Lecturer at the course. Talk about methodological materials:
The Bible teaches you to love your neighbor. Kamasutra explains how. The recording book tells who. The organizer reminds me when.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15138
 13.03.2009
Roma: Do you still want?
Doll: What do I want?
Rome: The Love
Doll of course!
Rome: Then come to Senegal tonight.
Puppet: It is cold there!
I will warm you.
Doll: How is it?
Rome is burning

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15137
 13.03.2009
There was a time, I moved from one pharmacy to another, that is, studied in one, worked in another.
I stand in the morning at the "school", a woman enters.
Do you have menthol oil?
No, it does not happen.
She leaves, I go and in half an hour I go to another, where I still work.
A woman enters...
Do you have menthol oil?
It does not...
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
The woman goes away looking around.
I really wanted to add that in the next pharmacy, he is also not there, but he did not squeeze.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15136
 13.03.2009
The PTC. I met in the innet with the girl, met, talked, fell into the room and fucked up to the blue. Then they moved around the houses, settled in the inets.
He wrote in the aska: - Hello, did you do the day?
Fuck, I am getting married!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15135
 13.03.2009
Call your parents now. Leave for five minutes, he will wait. Just ask how things are. Tell me you miss you. Tell me a funny quote.
It is important for them to know that you remember them.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №15134
 13.03.2009
Advertising banners in the middle of the basha page burn very hard in front of the bosses!

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