Nothing can be certain, I have no doubt about it.

XXX: It’s for anyone.
yyy: on the left of the caps lock key, press it.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
YYY: Do you not notice anything?
xxx: not

X: We don’t have a piece of toilet paper at home. Buy in the evening on the way home.
Q: What if the paper is not in the pieces, but in the roll?

Physruck at the beginning of the year - "Done all the tests to the pool?"

The poor want money. Rich people want money. Only smart people want happiness.

Entry Exam in Construction Engineering. The last. The student responds moderately, and he needs four points to pass.
The examiner also understands this, but he has a figure.
Okay, I ask the last question. You answer – I bet “good.” No is -
Then be fired. Which plant in our country produces heat insulation
Materials based on basalt.
The question on the sickle, not at all for the graduation, and the guy, sadly smiling, speaks with his hands:
and hz.
With surprise and respect:
The Habarovsky Factory. He puts the “Chorus.”

Case in Paradise.
Here are the atheists!
Tell them that I am not there.

18:48:56 Operator Rudy Alexander joined the conversation
18:49:00 Red Alexander: Hello! What can I help you?
18:49:02 Visitors: Hello
18:49:21 Visitor: Are there branches of your company in Khabarovsk?
18:49:43 Red Alexander: No.
18:49:51 Visitor: What if I find?

Here everyone tells how they, having Linux as an axis, call the providers and scratch them. I put Ubuntu, called the provider to configure the internet, said that I don’t have a Windows and immediately got all the necessary instructions to configure about__O I did something wrong or my provider has everything so well thought out?

The new generation is astonishing... took the exam yesterday.
What color is the textbook?
Student - I don't know, but weighs 1.94 meters

XXX: Go short, go naked
YYY: Tolsto, very fat...
XXX: No, it was like that in the past. I sincerely, with all my heart, you can say I insulted and sent you, and you are a troll.

Oh you! Andrei is a cowboy!
Captain Andrei Vorobey.

I: Overall, Windows Vista is a good thing. It rotates instead of the cursor.
The Boss: Constantly

In general, I took a dog, a thy-terrier, a year old. I didn’t think I had a fighting cat. In general, the loving John from the excess of feelings tried to fuck her, and she ate him.

Do you fuck it???
You are fucking enough.

Announced by:

Clothes for girls
Wear clothes for ages 104-110.

>> You are not a girl ?

The xxx:
The family of programmers filed for divorce.
They did not find a common language.

The Fool:

Why should we learn Russian from the textbooks of Dietmar Eliashevich Rosenthal?
WOW: Because the homogeneous members without unions stand out, I, the fucker, are cluttered!! to

Ditmar Eljashevich Rosenthal is one person, blatant.

Matthew, I generally think that if you were born in ancient Greece, the god of inadequacy would still appear in their myths.

A letter from two lovers:
She: sweet, if you sleep, send me your dreams, if you smile,
Send me your smile, if you cry, send me your tears. I am
I love you
He said, “I’m a shit to send?”

Huliggano