If you want to change the world, then at least try not to eat overnight.

Russia is a generous soul.

Annual salary of all coaches of the teams participating in the European Championship - 2012.

Poland: Franciszek Smuda – 300 thousand The Euro.
Czech Republic: Mikhal Bilek – 200 thousand The Euro.
Greece: Fernando Santos – 500,000 The Euro.
Germany: Joachim Leo – 2.5 million The Euro.
Portugal: Paulo Bento – 1.5 million The Euro.
The Netherlands: Bert Van Marwijk – 1.8 million The Euro.
Denmark: Morton Olsen – 390 thousand The Euro.
Spain: Vicente del Bosque – 1.5 million The Euro.
Italy: Cesare Prandelli – 3 million The Euro.
Ireland: Giovanni Trapattoni – 1.5 million The Euro.
Croatia: Slaven Bilic – 160 thousand The Euro.
Ukraine: Oleg Blokhin – 600 thousand of dollars.
Sweden: Eric Hamren – 400,000 The Euro.
France: Laurent Blanc – 1.2 million The Euro.
England: Roy Hodgson – 2 million of pounds.

Russia: Dick Advocate – 7 million The Euro.

The hardest thing is getting a woman to work. Everyone needs eighteen-year-old girls with thirty years of work experience, with two educations and adult children.

xxx: I used to have a hammer knock through the wall, and now here is the sound of the perforator.
YYY: It is perfectly normal. I also used to have a grandmother’s oral behind the wall, and now the baby is oring.

A: When I was a kid, we had a hamburger in the first McDonald’s opened in Minsk, which cost 9 million dollars.

And may this cottage, divided among us equally, be the eternal symbol of our indestructible friendship.
Go on, she is mine!

My monitor burned up.
How do monitors burn? Tell me.
The monitor went through the forest.

Dimon
Fuck, how is it?

k0s7er
Write it simply! Today I had a lot of sex with a very beautiful slim girl.

Dimon
So did you make your guitar? :D

k0s7er
by Diane! =) is

From SMS:
Johnny department and carnival paralysis split O-O
YYY: Who is it?
Vanessa the Fuck Parade! And Johnny is his mother Depp!"

The auto replacement win 6.5 is even cooler than the iPhone))

CHC: Today, while I was on an inter-city bus, I saw men who enthusiastically cut out small trees near the road to install a banner with the inscription “Forest is our wealth!”

From the Belarusian rapper Zeman:

What was the name of the girl you had last sex with?
I hope I haven’t had my last sex yet.

I only help those with whom I sleep.

YYY: Right, you don’t help yourself – no one will help you.

Yes, I have a black belt on my shoulder, I will dig your grave in 5 minutes.

It is better to speak with a full mouth than to be silent with a full cheek. by Mike Tyson

[PSK]HANA MANATANA: Do you have a tattoo on your shoulder?
UnLenin: It’s cool for now. In adulthood, it is a shame. My father, while sitting, painted his whole body. Five years ago I had to get rid of all my tattoos because I was ashamed.
[PSK]HANA MANATANA: Tattoos in the area are completely different
[PSK]HANA MANATANA: There they are not just killed
Hannah Manatana: Why I Sitting
UnLenin: He swallowed from the balda to the back of the angel's wing, and on the whole right hand - the frigate "Brigantis".
Hannah Manatana: Hollowed
Hannah Manatana: Your Father Has Been Hunted
Hannah Manatana: Let’s Go?
UnLenin: You know, it would be awful...not if he was a churchman, ah!
Hannah Manatana: Hide Your Father
Hannah Manatana: Changing an Apartment to Bath

C of Habra:

Article "The Russian government is dissatisfied with the Internet".

The first comment:

The Russian government is dissatisfied.

In 2012, among the winners of the award "Silver Calos" was Vladimir Gundyaev (Patriarch Kirill), who received it in the nomination "Hands on the elbow in Miracles" for "The Immaculate Disappearance of Clocks".

Conversation in Japanese Style

XXX: Mother San
Tagged: Papa San
ZZZ: Node San
xxx: what a knot
zzz: San is a knot :)

nz_reg: And I’ve noticed the times when there were all schoolchildren on the Internet. It seemed normal :(

XXX: What are you doing?
yyy: The proga that I wrote yesterday, I replace
Couldn’t you write without lying?