Sometimes you want the computer to be not just a box with chips, but a carrier of artificial intelligence, which could deliver real suffering for his fucking.

Girlfriend is like a demo version of the game. The gameplay is the same but you can never finish it.

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"Parents can be fined for smoking children"
Before that, smoking was considered normal.

by Chizh:
American forum.You ask a question, then you are answered.
Israel Forum: You ask a question, then you are asked a question.
Russian forum.You ask a question, then you are told a long time what you are.

My brother is fooled!! to
Initially, MTs provided the service for free "Goodk", a month later automatically this service became paid. The guys first gave a hole, and then began to suck the bubble for it. But at least this was, and here is:
Previously, there was a service "Light calls in intranet roaming". Now (from 6 March, when everyone was busy preparing for Women's Day) it was renamed "Neighboring Regions" and made paid (31rd). in the mes. No SMS from the operator.
I’m not asking for the top, but I want to bring it to the maximum number of people. Be more careful!

How much do you do boxing?
Two to two months!
1-0 and now the champion of Estonia?
Well, I’m even low and didn’t fight.
1 is?
In Estonia there are no more boxers who are 14 years old and they weigh 114kg! I am the champion in my weight category.

If you don’t have money or food, you’re no longer my friend.and :(
There are a few more doors :)
My friend :D

How long is your hair on your feet?
He: I'll give up everything and start measuring, and if someone comes into my office?
Take the ambulance and go to the toilet.
We do not go to the toilet with ambulances in our company!

Only the strong can be righteous.

It smells like a joke, but a friend told me.
The friends had a parrot of the breed "Ara", he is so big, beautiful.
A huge claw. And so it happened that the bird had to leave.
They were attached to one companion for a while, and he had a cat who thought of himself.
If not in the world, then in the apartment. The puppy was brought into a cage.
put on the table and the cat immediately took a very hostile position, began
Threatening, threatening and so on.
But since the poppy is not a Canary, and the clove is serious, the present
The owner decided to open the cage and see what happens. The cell was opened.
The puppy came out and went to the cat, the cat first wooled the oak, into battle. but
Then somehow fell down and began to steep down the back, and the poppy knew himself.
Going on, the cat leaned his back to the wall, the poppy approached him.
He asked him, “Do you want a cup of tea?”
The cat sat under the couch for three days.

The smarter a man, the more honest he will be with you.

1 – Hi
2 – Hello
Can I cry in your jacket?
2: Well try it.
I am I am I am I am I am I am I am
1 thank you. It facilitated...

Ulka: I read today that there is environmental clothing.
Mmm... how is that?
Well, you bought eco-friendly shoes. You wear them, you wear them, and then they get bored. And you do not throw them to the landfill, but take them quietly into the forest, put them under the tree.
In two days you will be back in the woods and...
I: In two days you go back into the woods, and in your shoes is already loose. Satisfactory

Aquarium is an interactive TV for cats.)))

You were drunk yesterday!
...??? to
Throwing trash everywhere. And he shrugged his hand wide and said, "Dear, don't touch anything, I will clean it tomorrow!"

She shakes the cat’s foot.
<_he_> a
<_he_> e
<_young_> :(
<Voyager> has landed...
<Voyager> because of the static..
<_hu_> already :)
<Voyager> Remember the experience with the ebony rod?
<_hu_> is there any problem with Ebola?

Medvedev and Obama will meet on April 1
Re: to clean up?

It is: lead
What did you not congratulate?
What did you not congratulate?
It was March 8
February 23 was
Are you defending your homeland?
“Have you given birth to a child?”

I sit in the lecture, the following inscriptions on the party come to my eyes:
Electricity is death!
No is! Death is a signature!!! to
I am neither there nor there. The death.

came to me yesterday my wife, I gave her perfumes for the holiday.She was so breathy, happy, lay with me on the couch
The place where she lay was filled with ghosts.
Dinner separately
From the morning, at 6 a.m., I turned my mouth to the place on the pillow, which was evaporated by her perfume.In the middle of her sleep.he smelled, smiled and fell asleep.And I dreamed that she was sleeping next to her.And asks to remove her mask.I take it.
In my dream I fall asleep again.
I wake up (from her smoking just) - and I see that I'm hugging the pillow with which I removed the cushion.