A: You would have liked wealth... The Homosex-daughter is disgusting and terrible.

B: Making two mistakes in a word of four letters is disgusting and terrible.

C: You put a man in a deadlock... Now he’ll look for a word of four letters :O)

Snowmiracle: How are you at work?
Gala: It is terrible...
Snowmiracle: What is it?
It is forced to work (

And Arshavin would like to wish only one thing: that ALL, no matter whether it is a chef in a restaurant, a sanitary worker making his crane and others, answered the same thing: that we did not meet your expectations - your problems.

My husband and I hanged a turnip in the warehouse.
XHH: And from time to time they were stuck up there.
The uninformed diric thought we were bumping there.
Go find the vodka :)
Oh shit, I found it!! O_O

A community dedicated to sensuality photography. A few photos on the belt of the naked lady in flowers, but everywhere she is back, then on the shoulders, then wrapped in something transparent, but not too much. The comments.

p_ta_x: this is the feeling that there is a preparation for the masterpiece... this is all near, but the main frame is not yet.
shpong: it is necessary as tactically said that the topic of the seeds is not disclosed

I work in a restaurant in St. Petersburg. After the first day of the summit, the whole top of Kyrgyzstan came to us with all the bodyguards. It was very clever on their part. Because the Chief Kyrgyz we have never known.

A punishment to all criminals!! (Part of 1)

In the house, the cat is protected from trouble. A murderer and a mouse. Fun for children. Old men and consolation.

When the cat is obedient to the master's word, he does not cause disorder in the kitchen, he does not throw potts out of the oven, he does not eat at night, the goodness in the house rests. and peace.

Do not dissolve the window of your terrace unnecessarily. and dissolve the networks to strengthen. In order for the cat bird to see free from the window to the courtyard will not pass away, by the will of God will die.

Eating and drinking the cat in moderation. “Kitikatov” and “viscas” of overseas denials. But give better cheese, as much as is necessary, meat of a cow or calf, but not fish of the sea or river. And the fucking ones.

A cat's doctor needs a special one to smell the skin from different parasites with infusions of fragrances. After that, once a year, he wounded the back of the cattle with a curative needle.

And if the young cat is vanity and self-righteous, take him by the right hand of the gate. Yes, in the rabbits the naked looking spikes, the saliva in the haru splash, and the fingers of the shoes on the mouths of the lupus. If it is not useful, repeat. Hell will not ask for mercy softly and loudly. Let go of mercy!

xxx: I’m always overwhelmed by pictures of naked models sitting on something or worst of all lying in the sand.

YYY: It is overwhelming, you say?

Something at home is like this today.
I: Oh, I'm sorry, I wanted to make a mess as always, but I didn't have time.

by habr:
maeln0r22: Respect for the girls who think that the Aitishniks are cool :)
Sterhel22: Ah, both of us.

The Mithra:
Married people are like that! For them, the peak of their passion is to buy a liter of sunflower oil when their wife asked for half a liter. She asked for a black baton, and he asked for a white baton! I make her crazy!

The acquaintance was delighted.
I have such a great shirt. I don’t know where to wear it.
Q: What is the T-shirt?and :)
A: Black with yellow inscription
I: Well what? Written what?
D: "I do not give!"
I have no place to wear??? and :)
I am not :-(

My wife after the second childbirth said:
All, dear, now to increase the reliability of contraceptives we will combine: Interrupted sexual intercourse, condoms, a spiral... Well, complete abstinence!)

Every person has a brain device, just like any complex device, there is a protection against the fool, and therefore not everyone is able to turn it on. Not to be used improperly.

When the hand washes the hand, they have hygiene, and we have corruption.

An anthropologist proposed to the children from the African tribe to play one game.He placed a basket with fruits near the tree and announced, addressing the children: "The one of you who first reaches the tree will be awarded all the sweet fruits." When he made a sign to the children to start the race, they fastened their hands and ran all together, and then all sat together and the delicious fruits.
The astonished anthropologist asked the children why they ran all together, because each of them could enjoy the fruits personally for themselves. The children answered, “Obonato.” Is it possible for one to be happy when everyone else is sad? “Obonato” in their language means “I exist because we exist.”
Let us stay together!

Only with age, you begin to realize that the batin belt was a friendly encouraging grasp.

Graduation happens once in a lifetime. Try to remember something.
You can also drink champagne and vodka at the institute.

Announcement in the magazine:
I sell a fish knife. and healthy. Sold due to relocation. Fish is predatory, with small ones should not contain, can eat. And with those that do not fit in the mouth - it is not aggressive"

Let the students have a separate Internet!! to