<hozzzar>: Today was the apotheosis of my programming career
<hozzzar>: I repaired the power plant

Now I heard the beautiful thing: "Wouldn’t we sometimes go to the theater"

The candle:
I can say with certainty that in the toilet, in the bathroom, in the kitchen we often miss wifi. I do not know if this is normal.

by Steel_Cat
normally
For in these rooms it is necessary to scratch, wash and eat, and not scratch in the inlet.)))

Even 5-10 years ago, I was convinced that semi-fabricates are used only by lazy people and idiots. Now I am a lazy and an idiot.

XXX: I understand correctly that the design
function somefun() : void
Does it mean that we write a function that does not return values?
YYY: Yes, right
YYY: What language is this?

lnkr: And in general, I hate all these program messages like "you entered the wrong password"
I better know what my password is, damn iron!

xxx: Where do I place the ad?"I am looking for a job!I want to work as a child in a kindergarten.I will consider options from the youngest to the preparatory group.I do not offer a pool group!I undertake:eat well, sleep well in a quiet hour,toys can bring my own!(Shenzhenka 52 years old)

From Habr.
From comments to the article "Porno and video games lead to problems in the development of male characteristics in men"
The xxx:
Porn is another evil. I have been shaking from 12 years. In recent years, Pipiska has not even stood up on the most perverted porn.
I am 26 and still a virgin. Get rid of porn, guys.
YYYY :
Linux is not a scam, but sex with elements of sadomasochism. You are confused again, sir.

In the description of the device failure, the chief engineer wrote: "and as we assume, this is where the vacuum leak is going on".

One of the patients stated that in front of him – the mouth of a horse, which occupies half the room, in the window advanced a tongue, which does not fit on the window, and on the luster roar an unknown to science beast with giant spikes. Maybe it was the first time I watched House 2 on TV.

My grandmother went to the venereologist.
The veins say it hurts.

The Epic Win:
The Asians at the concert of Alyssa Chlamydia singing "the sky of the Slavs"

xxx: I wrote some shit on.Net: first, it works in multiple streams, second, it does not fall, and third - the memory does not eat!!! Okay, but I’m going to get it done and fix it.)

Media: "For dishonest correspondence with children on the Internet will threaten criminal punishment"

If they knew... Oh, if they only knew who is behind 95% of all the ugly correspondence with children... The criminal code is not applicable to these people.

SMS from my wife: I was presented with wipes for artificial sunburn in the river. They are good Israelis. We will test them on you today.

I’m so old that I remember there were moderators here before.

Photo of a Known Girl
WOW: Oh that is cute!
The last time I showed her to you, she didn’t look nice to you.
UUU: what do you want, I spent two weeks at sea, for me now any girl is cute!

XHH: I’m familiar with the reads of teaching to my cursor.
X: On the third day of phallomorphing from her handwriting, I was able to read the word that I identified initially as “appeared.” This was the "introduction"

In the last year, there have been several accidents with such "independent" children.



My parents worked. And father and mother. From 2nd grade I got on a trolley bus in the morning, I drove through the whole city (a small town, 600k population) to school. Then, after school, either get angry in the school yard and then go home - or first go home (again through the whole city), and then get angry in the yard at the place of residence.
At home, I went into the refrigerator, took food, heated it up (or cooked the same pasta, potatoes, eggs) and ate. After that, I must have washed my dishes and went to the street, where I was caught (or not caught) by my parents on the way from work (depending on whether I got in the eye or not - specifically no one was looking for the clock until 8-9pm.
And nothing though. Alive and healthy. Broken knees, elbows and so on. Parents did not pay attention (and our children too, frankly). He swallowed, the traveler glued, washed the house, poured green, burned (burning, infestation) and went on to get angry.
In general, it is unlikely to grow greenhouse vegetables that are not adapted to life.

Members of the chat:

Did you have no homework lessons?

2: We had a job.
2: And we made instructions

And we did all the shit.

2: You have not stopped yet