I have a marble, black colour. The cat opened the door into the closet and climbed through the linen boxes, something was forging there. Deported him from there. Then he decided to take on his arms, and when he took, only noticed that he pulled on himself, exactly on the belt, black circular trousers...
The girl said that no one but her had ever openly walked around the house in her same underwear.

Where the teachers looked, I don’t know.
With age, you realize that what was absolutely normal for you as a child, is now absolutely unacceptable for your children (from your point of view). We ran on the roofs and garages, drank from one glass, ate a sausage with a dog, bite in turn from one piece, someone's nose was constantly flowing soap, and going to play in a giant pit or on a dirty building-ship - was the most exciting adventure!
And now the children and the sludge do not flow, and there are no such sludges, and the buildings are all cultural, and it is strictly forbidden to drink them from one glass (I saw myself in school). We will disappear soon...

xxx: Be careful with this regime, I have worked so long before tuberculosis
YYY: It is now treated
XXX: Long and hard
No, it is not HIV.
XXX: You can't work out all work before HIV

Beer and C++, which could be better.
A lot, in fact :(
For example, you can imagine, purely hypothetically...
Wine and piton.
Coffee and Java.
Marijuana and Lisp.
Cognac and Sisharp.
Calvados and Pearl.
cocaine and javascript.
Cheese and Cobol.
Clothes, handcuffs and assembler.
Bananas and basil.

I: Garlic is not a funny berry
Depending on how much to eat
E: Yes, you can just sign up.

xxxh: and we have a new one here, it was translated from (painted a pentagram) EMSC GCMPP
WOW: If you quickly pronounce the three names of objects from Ikeda, you can call the devil. He will appear in a dissolved form.
See also: AHA
WOW: And if you quickly pronounce the three names of the structural units of the post of Russia, the devil should appear. But he was either still delayed at the customs, or lost while being dispatched somewhere near Orenburg.

20366, and if you can kill with bare hands, then what now, to control everyone who has hands? Gasoline can be used very damagingly - so, to prohibit it from selling to individuals (and at the same time cars - they are also beaten down)?
Explosives are prohibited for sale, so the scenario described by you will not pass. And with regard to the "footprints for cars" and other things - this is what a laptop can do, let manufacturers enhance safety.

How everything changed.
As it used to be, if a fool was able to report that he was a fool, he became ashamed, and he tried to make a little smarter.
And now the fools have mastered, overwhelmed, submerged, and as soon as they get to know what people think about them, the fools immediately start screaming about discrimination.

You know, there is such an inconvenience - a comrade begins to tell a story that happened to him "nearly", and you understand that you read the same story on the Internet... My dad once caught me - he began to tell about some snack seller Suslyatina G.K., with whom he spoke yesterday on the track in the neighboring region. After my confidence, he confessed that it was Koresh who told him, but the story was so good that he decided to assign it to himself. I had to admit that for the first time I met Ms. Sullyatina on the Internet pages in 2004, and since then she has surely traveled everywhere and gained a bunch of followers who also sell crackers. Dad was a little embarrassed.
However, one of my colleagues found a good way to curb such disclosures as me". When I noticed that I had already read about it, he nodded contemptuously: "Of course, I read it. That’s what I wrote everywhere."

We have info taken from 1c management where data is transmitted from the accounting and a cache is added. Overall yesterday on the logic found lost 80 million (absorbed broadcast). Eighty million, Carl! This is all you need to know about our office :)

P.S received a prize? I got puzzles that I hadn’t found before. This is all you need to know about the labor market.

Borrow 20366, throw out your smartphone. With it you can control the robot / tank / aircraft / your version. It can analyze geodata with an accuracy of up to 3 meters. With the help of it, you can give a command to destroy an explosive device. With it you can control the printer / CNC station.

Throw off your camera. With it, you can get great quality photos, especially in combination with good lenses.

Throw away the webcam, because if you hide it, you can secretly observe what is happening.

In fact, go to cure. Paranoid and manic-depressive syndrome detected.

By the way, your wonderful term "enormous basic trust in the world" is synonymous. This is called infantilism. But the phrase you came up with is beautiful, I will probably use it.

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
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I stand in a row to the box, and on the tape are my purchases: a bunch of bags of cat food and a large box with a lamp. The young man who stood behind me and studied my goods for a long time said loudly, “Oh, girl, what is your cat afraid of eating in the dark?” It was all the turn...

When everything laughs
Correct the brain.
About 90 degrees
You look boring.

From the Voyager Forum.
Discuss video of a masturbating girl shot by a hidden camera.
XXXX is a performance. In the annotation it is stated that she is reading an erotic novel, and at 5 minutes clearly visible barcode by which a collection of algebra tasks for 11th grade is broken.
YYYY I’t be so categorical. Maybe it's a teacher catching up on high school students who will fuck up with these tasks tomorrow.)))
ZZZZ or high school masochist before the control, feeling pain and humiliation :D

The Shortcuts

Some of the opus are crazy and I admire it. If a woman wears a separate swimsuit instead of a swimsuit, she wants men to look at her. Oh well ok. But if a man was wearing sweaters instead of shorts, he... yes, in general, he also wants men to look at him!
Amazing how much these same men think about themselves - the whole world is doing everything for them!

If the female logic is strange, then what is the male logic?

First on the billboards appears the story of shorts on the beach, now - about terrible controllers, undoubtedly carrying the death of tranquility and peace.
Who told Mizulina about the debts?

(CHH works for a large foreign company hated by Linux)
<xxx>: A list of upcoming birthdays hangs on the company's office announcement board, and it says that someone Satanislav is celebrating the daylight on June 6. A mistake or...?

A respected fool! and scrupulously. Scrupulously, not scrupulously. Please study this question carefully. Not that I’d like to tease you, but if it’s about boredom...

When everyone is laughing.
An old joke: The Minister told a joke and everyone lay down laughing. Only one person did not laugh. The Minister asks:
Why don’t you laugh?
I am not from your ministry.

I don’t like Santa: Do you know where the Volga falls?
I once saw the Volga fall into the Fountain, breaking through the fence.