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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №4175
 23.04.2008
I am walking out on the street today with two guys. Here next to fly, a pigeon with a ball one of the guys catches a pigeon and with the words: "Guli-Guli" ticks the pigeon into the second boy. The second guy is in shock – he asks, “Why?” The answer killed me: “Hule, did you hide cats in me?“!”

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4174
 23.04.2008
I decided to drink the tea: I got the last bag of cooking out of the box, scratched out of the sugar stove exactly three tablespoons of sugar, found in the empty bakery half a piece of baton and covered it with the last piece of cheese found in the refrigerator, which was also perfectly suited in size.
I sit down, drink tea and wait for electricity and water, gas and the sun to cut off.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4173
 23.04.2008
Ko$hk!N: A girl came and asked to find a lecture on the subject: Plants that remove radiation from the body. I googled, I write Antirada Plants. Google releases: maybe you meant Antiradar Plants?? to
FlashOfDark: Pl, I would have a field of such plants
Ko$hk!N: Aha the car with the beams of this grass to shave and past the DPS patrol rides!!!! )))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4172
 23.04.2008
< %Viktorina > Bоnpoos #6: In the old - a flagman. (8 of the letters)
< %Viktorina > Tip: x•u•••y
< %Viktorina > No one replied to the question, the correct answer was Mr. Horunji.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4171
 23.04.2008
I went to the store to buy a swimsuit for my son. I stand, so I choose, please show me closer. The seller extends:
A pleasant viewing.
- C_O
Sorry, I just got out of the cinema.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4170
 23.04.2008
XXX is
Learn how to get as warm as you can.

YYYY
You go to a square where 5,000 people cuddle in a poorly ventilated room.
Cut and wet up to the thread.
You go to the toilet and in general fun you are sprayed with water, so you wet up to the last thread.
During a fire in the building, you run out on the street wet, get lost, try to find your own, screaming their names in the crowd.

YYYY
How did you spend the weekend?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4169
 23.04.2008
Killius: in the ball of animals. In addition to the computer mouse, no one else will be deceived.

Do you know how to start computer mice? Shallow...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4168
 23.04.2008
All the imperfections of our paths can be felt with a filled bladder.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4167
 23.04.2008
MoLoKo is out of the chat!
EGOiST: aaa milk escaped 0_o
Egoist went to clean the plate.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4166
 23.04.2008
The Cheaker:
Did you notice that the bodies disappear from the ass at 21:00?

The Cheaker:
Even though no one is housing.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4165
 23.04.2008
What: What is the permit?

He is small, just like you. by 320x240

Where is the third parameter? Do you think I am flat?! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4164
 23.04.2008
It became dull, decided to turn on the fan (desktop, works from 220V), connected, because of this there is a voltage change and the screw gives "a new device found". I was surprised, I struck. The fan slowly gained its turns, and here the screw again delights me "this device can work faster"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4163
 23.04.2008
Jester: And the jump of all the strength in your roadster now?
Fingers on your hands are not enough to count!
Rely on strangers.
Runnn: one and a half strangers
Runnn: or one predator

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №4162
 23.04.2008
Kamasutra for koals, or how not to fuck off the branch during sex.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №4161
 23.04.2008
Homobuh: Diplomacy is a thin thing, it is not the Internet, it is not possible to openly send nonsense.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4160
 23.04.2008
A 5 year old woman, the only child in the family, asks her mother what sex is. She explains that people fall in love, meet, and then marry. Then they have sex and then there are children. The girl thinks for a long time, and then asks: do you have no second sex with your dad?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №4159
 23.04.2008
Anti~: The call at 3 o’clock at night from a friend, he is like this lively voice:
What are you sleeping for?
No is
If not, what are you doing?
I have a website, what happened?
Fuck you shit.
He hangs the phone.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4158
 23.04.2008
My boss is so rough that coordinating the bay of the cable for the laying of the local network in the branch, he won the bowling at the budget control department of regional IT in Moscow!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4157
 23.04.2008
Lovers of the Root:
Put the "dulo" of the enabled vacuum cleaner to your ear, and you will immediately discover the meaning of life.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4156
 23.04.2008
by VoV2N:
Advertising on orbits:
In the beginning there was an orbit with banana strawberries.
Now I came up with a rough surface.
I guess it will be next – orbit with puppies, or with eyebrows!
Do not forget the light.

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