I am walking out on the street today with two guys. Here next to fly, a pigeon with a ball one of the guys catches a pigeon and with the words: "Guli-Guli" ticks the pigeon into the second boy. The second guy is in shock – he asks, “Why?” The answer killed me: “Hule, did you hide cats in me?“!”

I decided to drink the tea: I got the last bag of cooking out of the box, scratched out of the sugar stove exactly three tablespoons of sugar, found in the empty bakery half a piece of baton and covered it with the last piece of cheese found in the refrigerator, which was also perfectly suited in size.
I sit down, drink tea and wait for electricity and water, gas and the sun to cut off.

Ko$hk!N: A girl came and asked to find a lecture on the subject: Plants that remove radiation from the body. I googled, I write Antirada Plants. Google releases: maybe you meant Antiradar Plants?? to
FlashOfDark: Pl, I would have a field of such plants
Ko$hk!N: Aha the car with the beams of this grass to shave and past the DPS patrol rides!!!! )))))

< %Viktorina > Bоnpoos #6: In the old - a flagman. (8 of the letters)
< %Viktorina > Tip: x•u•••y
< %Viktorina > No one replied to the question, the correct answer was Mr. Horunji.

I went to the store to buy a swimsuit for my son. I stand, so I choose, please show me closer. The seller extends:
A pleasant viewing.
- C_O
Sorry, I just got out of the cinema.

XXX is
Learn how to get as warm as you can.

YYYY
You go to a square where 5,000 people cuddle in a poorly ventilated room.
Cut and wet up to the thread.
You go to the toilet and in general fun you are sprayed with water, so you wet up to the last thread.
During a fire in the building, you run out on the street wet, get lost, try to find your own, screaming their names in the crowd.

YYYY
How did you spend the weekend?

Killius: in the ball of animals. In addition to the computer mouse, no one else will be deceived.

Do you know how to start computer mice? Shallow...

All the imperfections of our paths can be felt with a filled bladder.

MoLoKo is out of the chat!
EGOiST: aaa milk escaped 0_o
Egoist went to clean the plate.

The Cheaker:
Did you notice that the bodies disappear from the ass at 21:00?

The Cheaker:
Even though no one is housing.

What: What is the permit?

He is small, just like you. by 320x240

Where is the third parameter? Do you think I am flat?! to

It became dull, decided to turn on the fan (desktop, works from 220V), connected, because of this there is a voltage change and the screw gives "a new device found". I was surprised, I struck. The fan slowly gained its turns, and here the screw again delights me "this device can work faster"

Jester: And the jump of all the strength in your roadster now?
Fingers on your hands are not enough to count!
Rely on strangers.
Runnn: one and a half strangers
Runnn: or one predator

Kamasutra for koals, or how not to fuck off the branch during sex.

Homobuh: Diplomacy is a thin thing, it is not the Internet, it is not possible to openly send nonsense.

A 5 year old woman, the only child in the family, asks her mother what sex is. She explains that people fall in love, meet, and then marry. Then they have sex and then there are children. The girl thinks for a long time, and then asks: do you have no second sex with your dad?

Anti~: The call at 3 o’clock at night from a friend, he is like this lively voice:
What are you sleeping for?
No is
If not, what are you doing?
I have a website, what happened?
Fuck you shit.
He hangs the phone.

My boss is so rough that coordinating the bay of the cable for the laying of the local network in the branch, he won the bowling at the budget control department of regional IT in Moscow!

Lovers of the Root:
Put the "dulo" of the enabled vacuum cleaner to your ear, and you will immediately discover the meaning of life.

by VoV2N:
Advertising on orbits:
In the beginning there was an orbit with banana strawberries.
Now I came up with a rough surface.
I guess it will be next – orbit with puppies, or with eyebrows!
Do not forget the light.