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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48912
 14.06.2011
I enter the room. Mom is watching TV, there is advertising.
I: What are you looking at?
M: How he wore something.
The advertisement ended, in the beginning of the film the inscription "The Devil Wears ‘Prada’" o_O

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48911
 14.06.2011
Please get a ticket.
The nearest electric station - 18.30
(in the hours of 16)
What about 16.35?
Are you mad, right? She left at 15.35!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №48910
 14.06.2011

mr.Horror :ftv is Seliger-2011?
Merq: This is the place where the pro-Kremlin spana gathers, beats itself in the chest, shouting "we support Roissy!They fuck in tents without a choice, drink, scare, scare the locals, burn the lake and drown in it, and all this for 178 million budget rubles.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48909
 14.06.2011
Astrologers announced a week of "I'm all burning, I'm all in the cream!" The number of hysterics has doubled.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №48908
 14.06.2011
I want to cling to you and fall asleep next to you, wake up and see you sleeping, kiss you quietly and you will wake up immediately.
YYYY : :-)
Tomorrow in Politics
XX: Yes, that’s what I wanted to answer.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48907
 14.06.2011
Users of VKontakte were banned from hiding friends. However, photographs of puzzles and anal from different angles are still allowed.

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48906
 14.06.2011
New advertising slogan for the "Green Light"

"In the darkness of the night, in the light of the day, the green hunk!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №48905
 14.06.2011
xxx: I go into my entrance, and on my staircase there is a sharpened clock.

YYY: to see you with your repair already got all...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №48904
 14.06.2011
S_N: Be tolerant
S_N: Tolerate me fuck!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №48903
 14.06.2011
WOW: I am friends with a new fellow, he looks after himself and dresses well. A lot of people tell me he’s gay. I am tired of proving the opposite.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №48902
 14.06.2011
In the company there is a chief engineer by the name Bludin.
I am in his office, the boss calls:
You are where?
I am a madman :)

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48901
 14.06.2011
Yyy: I’m sure I’ll be able to ride the roof on the rear wheel!
Oh, poor Carlson, one day the cloth thieves and the cyclist will come to him! Two celebrations in one day
Have you smoked anything there?
XXX: The tea bags? Be careful with tea bags. They are gentle creatures. Treat them with care.
YYY: How to understand this?
Tea bags are friends with cookies, and cookies are friends with milk, in turn the tea bags are neutral to milk, while the cookies are neutral to coffee, although the tea bags are the direct enemy of coffee, which follows that the waffles are broken into two fronts.
My brain...

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №48900
 14.06.2011
Asked here:

Why should we learn Russian from the textbooks of Dietmar Eliashevich Rosenthal?

We answered:

Because even Dmitry Elijahevich Rosenthal knows Russian better than you. And also because he, unlike most of our compatriots with you, loves Russian language, not hates it. He tastes the culture of speech, preserves the beauty of the word, avoiding spelling and punctuation errors, and does not dream of replacing all Russian words with cool-sounding foreign words. Can you boast of this, great speaker of the language?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48899
 14.06.2011
The dispensation. The schoolgirls. in the office of the gynecologist. Questions are ordinary.
Do you have sexual life?
and Ved.
At what time did you start?
As well as at 12...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №48898
 14.06.2011
Chat Mormon:
Chelsey: Hey Crust
HURTS: What is it? I am not Krust, I am Hurts.
HURTS: I do not call you a member.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №48897
 14.06.2011
Drugan is studying in oil and gas, decided to go to Gazprom for practice. I went to the interview, all right. At the registration, they asked:"Does any of the parents work at Gazprom?", he said: "No", "A, then we will not take you, we only take children or relatives of Gazprom employees...". We are gradually returning to the nobility.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №48896
 14.06.2011
He is a fool, or an idiot, you need to think. Let’s say, a peculiar.
YYY: How is it?
xxx: Well, see, for example: we were warned that at the exam you can polish your profile for 5 minutes. Everyone was delighted, and he was so thoughtful. And at the exam, it turned out that he hid the chips in the cardboard. Places are such. And they were sitting.
YYY: Isn’t it a fucking shit?
XXX is OK. To him there for a few chips a couple of people more than half of the tasks written.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №48895
 14.06.2011
They were doing repairs at home, my mom forced my dad to look for a new roll and a cartridge for paint.Bednyf dad spent the whole day searching, and when he gave up, my mom said, "Well, I didn't just buy them."

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №48894
 14.06.2011
I watch the scene: my fellow (extremely ulcerative type) fits to one cute girl from our stream and so timidly, apparently making a significant effort on himself, says:

You have a very nice shirt with a batch today, Nastia.

And the girl did not hear immediately and asks to repeat, for what her fellow member (when you can see the entire stock of galanty) gives out:
I'm asking you, have you gotten a shit for the day?? to

[ + 39 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48893
 14.06.2011
X: How are the fragments?
y is excellent)
How are you?
X: also quietly quiet
What is busy?
Jules Verne’s new novel “30,000 lieues under the water!” A clever thing! Did you read or write that year?
y: no, I didn’t read it)) I read more classics))

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