HHH
In Moscow, you have to go.
Five thousand pieces of paper.
See also :D :D :D

Surogat is the unofficial oil-producing capital of Russia. If you are a fool who thinks that there is no life behind this world, and all the poor and foolish are alive, then go and kill yourself at the wall. With respect, the resident of

Smoking is like diarrhea. It seems to be his own fault, and shameful, and harmful to health, and he himself does not like it, but the fucking stop!

And seriously, I’ve always dreamed of writing a book that would end with the word “mayonnaise.”

Every second girl is looking for a boyfriend athlete, but at the same time she drinks and smokes. What is meaning?

I’m waiting for you to wake up, either your conscience to go for a walk with me, or your libido to have sex with me. and ;)

Oeee

The discussion of a gigapixel camera

flash2048: Stick the top of the cell phone, and there will be the most rumbling camera...)
Hior: Do you know what type of camera battery will be needed?
flash2048 :It can be easier: a long cable and a fork in the socket.
hior: or diesel generator
zloool: Judging by the comments here the supreme council of HTC gathered

by Nadja:
I hate lying policemen, I need to hold the wheel, and I want breasts not to fall out of the fence.

yyy: I woke up from the fact that my husband in the hallway sweetly sang: "Even a little, - a teaspoon, It's already good!
She wandered and was ready to immerse herself in childhood memories, but then she saw through the open door how the younger carries the pot.
XXX: Oo

It is rather strange. The Simpsons have eight fingers on both hands. Their number system is decimal. It should be eighty. Why is none of them worried about this? Something is wrong in their world, and they don’t even suspect it.

A terrible story from one forum with the preservation of all the signs:
He picked up (a long time ago) atonia, laid it on the table and went to the kitchen for coffee. I come. The younger daughter took him and looked at him. The cold horror grabbed my heart. Probably something in my voice was like this... Shortly, when I (with a bowl in my hand) asked the bowl to put the phone in place, she in horror dropped it to the floor (half-picked). I fell out of fear! She stumbled and came up to him...

<kuzya[office] Átha2> here at the building
<kuzya[office] Átha2> the installor fell from the sixth floor
<kuzya[office] Átha2> ambulance stands out, guy alive, a few bruises

<kuzya[office] Átha2> ambulance has left, the guy is working again)
<RACE> they unexpectedly changed one Uzbek to another

Yesterday I went to give plasma.
WOW: And how did you accept?
HH: Yes, it is okay.
What is the glucose with your plasma?
No, there is no glue. I am a plasma donor.

xxx: 3rd day torment 2 questions - yandex does not know
1st Why does Cristiano play in a shirt with a long sleeve? There is the same heat, everyone else runs short.
2nd In my elevator, more than 6 buttons at the same time are not pressed for some reason.

YYY: on his hands he tattoos like pressing more than 6 buttons!!!!! to

I finally bought my sunglasses.
111: Instruction pleased: "Do not expose to direct sunlight"

AmericaCap: Our national team lost to the Greeks because it understood that if it lost to the Germans on June 22, its members would be the first victims of the death penalty moratorium.

Dumb and foolish advertisers.
It is not "laike" but "laike"!

Inhabitants of the Far North.

From the discussion of the film "Abraham Lincoln the Vampire Hunter":
It is difficult to find in our history a figure of a politician to whom the overwhelming majority without fear and discussions would give an oxytocin call.

In vain you are so. Ivan the Terrible, for example, would be perfectly suited, he would know where the best place for vampires to put in.

I probably love my city for the patience of the sellers.
I stand in the store "East" in line for a half-pound of Water. on the showcase the inscription on the sheet a4 with the mark "There is no quinoa!" Suitable guy reads the inscription and asks "-And what quinoa is not?" The seller silently takes the sheet with the inscription turns and writes with the mark "There is no quinoa at all!" and hangs back. As I left, I heard the question with a woman’s voice "- What is quasa not at all?" The curtain!

XXXX: Hi Sirotka!
Don’t call me a serpent, I’ve talked about it before.
XX: I don’t understand why?
UUU: Because, b..t, a bracelet is when a lot of people go out in the field, take off their pants and crash. And I am Sergei.

from the Hubble, comments to the article about the gigapixel camera

Why the photo h/b?

It’s not a picture like that, it’s the world like that... after the blast.