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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4155
 23.04.2008
The Discovery Channel. The destroyer of legends. Super-Big Legends: Adam and Jape try to launch their rocket-machine from the upcoming series to the sky. For this, they are putting 10 times more powerful missiles.

We will use the same fuel that is used to bring the missiles into orbit. This is a very delicate job, so we will entrust the construction of the missiles themselves to a professional firm working with NASA.

The car crashed at the start.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №4154
 23.04.2008
I fuck people. Especially the Americans.
The firearm was first proposed in Russia in 1873 as a means for burning fallen animals, as well as for cleaning the land from old grass and other things. It seems okay, right?
In America, firearms were offered in 1880 as a weapon for dispersing demonstrations. A protective way to calm your own citizens by burning them to the ground.
(Dr and Orlando)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №4153
 23.04.2008
A beautiful girl with parameters 90-60-90 and the third size of the chest will give up for the minet.
I don’t understand...what is it?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №4152
 23.04.2008
My father (who lives outside the city)
I was supposed to come today to meet my mother from the train. I ordered here on the veranda and accidentally found 5 liters of vodka. Of course I won’t get it all, but I won’t be able to come either.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №4151
 23.04.2008
On mail.ru in the news column:
"In the summer we are waiting for anal heat".
I have two questions: Who are we? And for what?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4150
 23.04.2008
I heard the broadcast yesterday on the radio. They talked about the internet. The question was answered by the writer - programmer Alex some. He is asked something about his habit of inity. His response killed me:
"I spend 16 hours a day on the internet, but there is no habit as such"
He also talked about his turbulent personal life.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4149
 23.04.2008
There are three types of socks: either clean, whole, or pairs.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4148
 23.04.2008
I heard a strange story from the Echo of Moscow. In the 1980s, the USSR. The trial of

The criminal. The lawyer submits a complaint because the accused

Sick with an incurable disease. Certificate of established

The sample. The court examines the document and adds it to the case. The sentence is announced,

The court eases the punishment. The lawyer is pleased. The Court decides to provide evidence for

about the "incurable disease", what alopecia is. He finds out:

Alopecia - baldness, really incurable illness :-)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4147
 23.04.2008
There are no irreplaceable people, but some are replaced wrongly, and others are replaced.

Not the ones.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4146
 23.04.2008
Talk about the hustle dance and their dancers:

ZZ: There is only one question – since when have the boys in the cracked loins with the walk "Remove me from the phaloimeter" became called macho?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4145
 23.04.2008
Bring it to the top, I am bored.

Putin V.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4144
 23.04.2008
But most of all, I get the holy belief of the bosses that it is worth replacing the employee's computer with a more powerful one - and his hands will immediately stop growing out of his ass.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4143
 23.04.2008
ya (16:15:51 21/04/2008)
Are you a visual auditor or a kinesthetic?
=( 16:16 16 21/04/2008)
I am stupid.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4142
 23.04.2008
Welcome to Puppy
Please forgive me, T9
I wanted to write a mudophile.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4141
 22.04.2008
Where did I get a tomic of Kant in German with a Gothic font in my pocket in the morning after I was drunk?? to
Intelligence is fucking.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4140
 22.04.2008
One of the deer flies and throws the secretary:"I have a ticket for the Sverdlovsk aircraft for tomorrow",out.
A girl is sitting, squeezing. There is no flowers, shit, stone.
What’s the wrong thing in writing? – How do I write Sverdlovsk? – How do I write Sverdlovsk?
My aunt offers options for writing.
When the options exhausted, and the program of availability of proper tickets did not show, I did not hold back:"Girls, I know how to write Sverdlovsk correctly! Write to! I dictate by the letters: "CATERINBURG"

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4139
 22.04.2008
JiM
On the weekend watched the news, at the meeting of the Duma, Zhirik said:
How nice to see 900 smart eyes and 900 smart heads in front of you!
By the way, it came to him that he said and decided to rectify, saying, “I count all men’s heads!”
He’d better be silent...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №4138
 22.04.2008
[grisha] from jina in the morning the sms came: "I love you, you are the best!"
Diamond, and where is she?
Grisha on a Journey
[diamond] meant to compare ]
Grisha is fucking!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4137
 22.04.2008
Cyri (02:50:06 21/04/2008)I understood the minus that the discs changed to flashes...
Roughly translated (02:50:07 21/04/2008)Roughly translated =(

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4136
 22.04.2008
I watch TV, wife after comp, here is the advertisement of beer "Three Bears", there the aunts say something like: "Boys, turn away, we forgot the swimsuits". Here the wife gives "Children, turn away, we fucking washed!"

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