Pepper of the country!
The men conceived an autopilot: took two beaten cars, put them next to them, poured glasses of beating, etc., caused menta...
In court, the judge (c) asks the men (m1 and m2) whether they are familiar with:
Are you familiar with M1?
M1 – No
Are you familiar with M1?
M2 is no.
Why are you insured on each other’s insurance?

...the fuck knows how, but the insurance they still got

<•Shadow•>: The hole is the most useful invention in human history.
<Xard>: What about the breasts?
<•Shadow•>: The hole allows you to pass through a concrete wall in a meter thick. And the breasts?

We sit with a friend at home, I turn on the blues to pass the picture to him, I find a device named "Dental Fairy".
My father is a dentist.

I am a puppy piece...
Today I take the subway to the Savelovsky station for a shorter period of time to go from there to the house by electric car..The day before I was with friends, there was no money, respectively...Only a little bit in my pocket, just a ticket. I go therefore to the street, and I get just out of my pocket this small thing in order to recount. I look, and right by the stairs a grandmother-child sit and looks at me. And then it comes to me that she thought that this little thing I got to her...
Walked home for two hours.

Alex: I am an acky dolboeb!
Fluffy: what is it?
Alex: I was offended by the girl because I excited her and didn’t fuck her (

xxx: throw, I sit that week at a lecture... a guy is sitting in a row over me and sleeping... a girl comes in and starts rubbing... I instead of ‘what you are talking in a picture, he is sleeping’ declares: ‘what you are sleeping with him, he is talking with me’... After my phrase, the guy scratches his mouth and the phrase ‘what you are talking in a picture, he is sleeping’ sounds like ‘what you are sleeping with him, he is talking.’and "

PIRAMID (01:12:24 9/03/2009)
I have already invented punishment for my children.

PIRAMID (01:12:38 9/03/2009)
Blame me, sit on Dial-Up))

Storm
Hearing, explain me what people call MacDack?))) I have an association with Mac Donalds.
Raidho
You won’t believe...

Nevertheless, I run away if, before an irreversible mysql transaction, I force the user to kill with his hands with the observance of the registry and punctuation text from the image: “Yes, I understand that deleting all the records from the database is irreversible, and that I cannot restore them later. Also, I pledge not to go with bad questions to the administrator of the portal".

Do not believe! No one has yet stumbled on "and how to restore deleted files?". This is how we would have licensing agreements - it would be reduced to essentially once in 10, and it would be forced to re-print :-D

racoon_icq (18:54:25 9/03/2009)
and Nunun! How was it???? to
inkoly (18:55:29 9/03/2009)
It was the best night of this summer. It was the best sea on this planet... it was the moments of bliss... the full moon, the night, the falling stars, the infinite sky and I was floating naked in the mirror water... and here I saw it... I got up and wanted to get closer, but... I was naked on the stone!!! I broke my leg...
inkoly (18:55:33 9/03/2009)
and)))

Q: Can I bring something from meals?
Do you have a lot of money?
No, not very much :(
Tagged: Copy Fucks
Buy the juice.

<xxx> passed by the kindergarten, I smashed the snow, what I didn't like it, and I knocked it off, and it turned out to be frozen (((
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Yesterday I passed by the kindergarten and saw a snowman, whom the children blinded, including. My son is breaking a minor idiot. Something he did not like me. I did not beat him, but he grabbed to the joy of the children two more snowmen to the restored first.

Do you want to call more and pay less? Call the worker.

Sberbank, mail and clinic are ADA branches on Earth

8 March. and aska.

She is here!
He said, “Hello Saskia!”
He: How is it? How about mood?
She says, “Hello, and that’s all.
He said: Hi my most beautiful girl!
What is the number today?
He is eighth.
She: Well what?
It is not soon until receipt...
He is Pepper! Glad you reminded me! I forgot my mom’s 10th day (You can help me choose a gift?
She: Are you okay?
He: I ate yesterday on the corporation until the end I can't remember
She is Yes! For what reason a corporate?
He is Sasha! The Sunshine! A celebration for you! With flowers at your door on your knees!!!! to

Answer by mail.ru

The quote:

How to make a computer monitor a mirror? I tried to scan the mirror - it didn't help."

Drake

In the steppe of Kharkiv, there are no earthquakes by definition. My first real drinking in my life happened when I was 20. Upon returning home, I quietly went into a warm bath, I sat, swimming in the clouds, well!
Suddenly, the water at my feet gathers at the corner and carries me in the face, covers my head, carries to another wall, flows through the edge and, with the sounds of a storm, falls to the floor.
It was the echo of an earthquake that occurred in the Carpathians, somewhere in Europe. Since then I have not drunk at all, I say intolerance.

Papanha has the habit of answering the phone with a thunderstorm "ALLO!!and "
by Fabula. I sit, I drink tea, the housekeeper calls, I normally give up from the papillon's row, after which I hear his quiet unconscious "no"... and after the tube is laid, A WILD RAGE. Only 10 minutes later, shaking and swallowing, the parent was able to explain separately that to that state he was brought by the innocent question of an unknown grandmother: "Masha, is it you?"

xxx: When I was studying at the institute (88-93 years) on the wall of the toilet read an overwhelming correspondence:
Better a cock in the ass than cruise missiles in the sky!
A little below with another pen and another handwriting:
"It is nice to see that there are also patriots among the Pidaras!"

Svetlanka: This is the end of our celebration, defchons. What if your partner did not congratulate you? There was no greeting, I am not talking about bouquets, breakfast, etc. How to deal with him?
De7ign: Give it to your friends!