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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65973
 22.06.2012
Commentary on the photo:
I’d say something, but I’m afraid you’ll understand it yourself. 😉
Be afraid, I understand

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №65972
 22.06.2012
Today Kurt Cobain, leader of Led Zeppelin, is 50 years old.
YYY: It’s a pity that Michael Jackson left them, he was a good drummer

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65971
 22.06.2012
Guild chat in WoW

Cocktail enters the game world.
Nicole is out of the game world.
[Graywarrior]: Cocaine, Nicotine, and Alcoholics are not in the guild?
She was amused.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65970
 22.06.2012
All my life I did not think about age, I understood that I became a starper when discussing a 28-year-old girl with a friend asked him a question, and fuck you this little girl.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65969
 22.06.2012
Lower towns continue to burn over the law on rallies:

Notification of public event.
Form: Bus No. 3 "Go home, it’s time to go home! andquot;
Estimated number of participants: 30 people.
Go home with friends and unfamiliar passengers.

Please place the metal detectors at the stop in advance to prevent evacuations.
I also ask for additional OMON forces to prevent people from entering bus No. 3 after that. There will be 30 people.

Probably the meeting will be uncoordinated again :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65968
 22.06.2012
Snowman
If you’re doing bad things, I’ll watch movies with Pepper.
Vanya
Are there any of them?!
Snowman
I see chess.
Filmography
2012 People in Black 3 Playing Himself
Vanya
I will not look at people in black.
Snowman
I watched it, but I don’t remember it there.
Per the alien is a ugly guy.
or sludge

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №65967
 22.06.2012
Roosevelt 0:48
You need to keep yourself in shape.
Roasted 0:49
At least in what
L!NK$ 0:49
I keep myself in the form of a ball.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65966
 22.06.2012
The U.S. is going to attack the Sun if the nuclear reactions do not stop there.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №65965
 22.06.2012
Oleg
Please offer something to listen when time comes.
by 19:31:01

Nicholas
You are who you are.
by 19:32:19

Oleg
If you can’t, I’ll introduce myself.
I am a guy for 20 years. Right radical, in the subculture of the Goth, in the sign of the Zadiak deva.
I play with keys, fight with throwing knives, program.
by 19:38:16

Nicholas
You are normal boy.
by 19:38:39
What to say

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65964
 22.06.2012
Unfortunately, he played Arshavin.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65963
 22.06.2012
Which posture do you like in sex?? to
This is a secret covered in darkness!! to
I mean, I am a cancer 😉

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65962
 22.06.2012
My new job - how can I judge after three days? I know nothing, I know nothing! There is no heat, there is no place to sit.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65961
 22.06.2012
>>>...he met on the way a man with a huge dog chao-chao...

Chao Chao is a very friendly Italian dog.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65960
 22.06.2012
The C Forum:
I need 3 litre pots... I borrowed 13 balloons from a neighbor, now I need to give them. Maybe who doesn’t know where to put them... I can take them... The child has grown up, it’s time for conservation.
YYYY: Do you let your kids conserve?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №65959
 22.06.2012
Xapac_2: All initiatives that collect 100,000 authorized signatures on the Internet will be considered by the federal parliament.

Hefest: It seems to me that the parliament will first have to consider proposals to lick the rosette, drink poison and move to Bobruisk

Rie: You mean the bills "On Ensuring the Energy Supply of End Consumers", "On Strengthening the Control of the Circulation of Potent Drugs" and "On the Transfer of the Capital of the Russian Federation"? and :-)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №65958
 22.06.2012
From the community:

Question: Please advise literature and works that help to stop hating people, help to find spiritual harmony and become a pofigist.
Answer: "Statute of the Guard and Guard Service".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65957
 22.06.2012
xxx: the grass is blue, the sky is green, the sea is yellow.
I love China.
RR: What’s so specific to you?
My wife and I ordered some fish at the restaurant. Fish is not simple, but poisonous.
Chinese nurse injects anti-toxin
XXX: I am lying down.
All the drug addicts in the world envy me.
XXX is free! At the restaurant, I lie in a vip-palate with sea view.
XXX: In the next three days, the glutes will come to me and I’ll catch the catch.
RR: And when the breakout starts again, the fish must be eaten, right?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №65956
 22.06.2012
Talk to a girl (D)
I: When you go to the store for mayonnaise, there is only one hidden danger. and beer!! to
D: Oh yes of course! What about shoes?? to
D: Toughened beer
Compared to shoes
I: Well, shoes are harder to find next to mayonnaise
D: Possibly and
But for the angry dog... not a hook.

[ + 39 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65955
 22.06.2012
The question of the "absolutely impossible" flight of the hammer
To the question of circumnavigated helicopters and shrimp helicopters.

The phenomenon of this insect is still completely unstudied. In fact, with their
> physical data it makes something absolutely impossible.

When will you learn to google before you declare something like that?
From the same Wikipedia:
There is a widespread belief that from the point of view of aerodynamics, hamsters cannot fly. Shmel cannot fly according to the aerodynamics equations used in calculating the lifting force of aircraft. Insect flights occur at completely different Reynolds numbers (similarity coefficient) than aircraft flights.
If you compare the hamster with an airplane, whose wings are immovable, the area of the wings of the insect relative to volume and body weight would not allow it to rise from the ground when displaced. But the hammer would be more accurately compared to a helicopter: in the insect, each of the two rear wings is connected to the front wings by a series of tiny hooks that cling to the pulling edge of the front wings. This mechanism forms a sharring node, sufficiently flexible along its longitudinal axis. With each swing, the ends of the wings describe the "eight", creating air spirals along the length of the wings. These spirals provide sufficient lifting force for the body of the hammer and its flight.

Stop composting people’s brains.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65954
 22.06.2012
My friend's daddy and mom were at a visit with my grandmother.Grandmother gave them two chickens.Here they go home.Papa carries these chickens in a pack.Mom asks:
Is it hard with chickens?
It is hard, but when everyone is at work, it seems like nothing.

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