Funny: my parents told me a couple of times on the occasion that, say, when you were a child, you believed that the nursery is a store where children are bought and paid with flowers. What’s fun, I remember that conversation. But: a) I was six years old, but it was better to shut down the "Health" magazine - I already had a process at that time; b) I was six years old - but I tried to CALL. Who is to blame the parents for accepting the words of a young child for a pure coin? and :)

- 2 animals in a salon weighing up to 8 kg together with transportation are registered
- two animals - yes, but it must be either 2 dogs or 2 cats, and Murka and Tuzik cannot be on the same flight
- 100 years have passed, and nothing has changed - the man with the swallow then also was not allowed on board, I had to save the wankino ring with a diligence

xxxx: She went to Georgia with a bunch of non-drinking vegans. And complained about the lack of praised Georgian hospitality.

And gradually my nightmares, which regularly tormented me from early childhood, went into the past.
Thank you, Pound, soft you grass and full of meat there behind the rainbow.

And my first cat healed me from an elderly (sic!) childhood insomnia. Before him I was afraid that I would not fall asleep, from this I wept all night. Naturally I did not sleep.
And the whirling piece under the blanket at every turn reminded me of myself in a simple way: I turned myself and stood with straight hard legs right into my stomach. Every time I turned my cat with a soft back. As a result, I learned to turn quickly.

<xxx>I’m in the line to the box. I look at the cards.
<xxx>To the real man! From 23 February.
And although the star was Soviet, five-angle, the eye used to slide down in search of a tiny text, to check in what tooth, why the man is not quite real.

Just in a taxi. The taxi driver takes the telephone, then the monologue -
Hi, what are you cheering about?! to
Did you call me and get upset?! to
Didn’t you call me and fuck me?! to
Have you talked to me and cheated?! to
“Aha, you called me, you got to another number, you were upset that you didn’t talk to me, and you laughed?! to
......
Is it my fault?!!! to

XXX: I have such a strange feeling now.
XXX: Imagine you are flying on a plane. And suddenly you find out that the engine is attached to the turbine with a rubber from the cowards.
xxx: I just read the ACPI docks and a very similar feeling arises
YYYY : YYYYYY What is there?
xxx: There is a description of the binary in BNF. There are cycles in it.
XXX: And also the windows parser bag. And iron manufacturers write ACPI for their iron on the principle of "on the screw works, it means it will go down"
xxx: Overall, 60% of tables do not meet the standard
YYY: Then it just seems to you that it’s rubbish from cowards. This rubber from cowards only by documentation and appearance. In fact, it is a rubber drawing from cowards printed on toilet paper.

I come to work in the morning. There is a girl, our manager, sitting in tears, spots and saliva, and with a lukewarm. I ask what happened? He tells us:

- I met a young man, dated there and so on, promised to Emirates in a month, a car to buy me, and it turned out that he works as an engineer in the factory. The poor shit. He still lives with his parents. It turned out that the apartment we met in was not his, but his uncle, who was on a business trip. The lie fucking. He said he would give her to me.

How is he a good man?

What a shit he was, he actually had me for free! ! to ! to

Are you more interested in money with men?

She sits, her mouths are dull. He does not talk to me. Probably offended.

Parody on forums about children:



It’s nice, nothing to compare with.

Especially now that I have been with a girl for almost five months.

I say, let’s write up? by Piska-Kolbasi? She smiles, rejoices and hopes. He falls on a barrel and looks at me – that barrel? The right bed? I keep silent, annoying her. She’s splashed – on the other barrel – cute, and now so? Which side will you give? Already all in doubts, worried, begins to ride from side to side. Where is? Where will the letter be given? Where is? I laugh, I annoy her, I condemn her - whisper, whisper, whisper, we will doom! I lie next door. She quickly turns to the right barrel, presses her legs, puts her fingers forward - to hold the pitch, opens her mouth wide, closes her eyes... All! On a bit of piss, the mouth is built, insert and go. Ham-am-am-am-amgrlkh... Thirsty and impatiently soaked, there is no muffle. He opens his eyes and looks at me, wondering where?

I sit at work, complain about the speed of the connection, the provider, and all at once.
A accountant girl with eyes full of emptiness and an absolute lack of intelligence:
The provider? Do we have him at all? haha))
I am :
Where do we get the internet from?
She is:
What a programmer does, that is. We do not have a provider. And she smiles sweetly.

I work for the Russian Post.

Gennady, [05.02.17 17:20]
Healthy walks are important.

Gennady, [05.02.17 17:22]
For example, I didn’t go to the shore by car, but I went on foot.

Gennady, [05.02.17 17:22]
I feel sporty and healed.

Judah had many loyal friends.

Yesterday the wife parked on her sedan near our entrance, and next to the man with the child stands watching. You can always watch the water flowing, the fire burning, and the young girl making a parallel parking. But, to his surprise, she confidently turns the steering wheel, drives, clearly stops, turns in the other direction, drives, stops and at the same time you can see and hear how her wife is listening to some commands in the dynamics. Parking well, they all go into the elevator together. The man asks:
What kind of parking system do you have?
A man with his phone in the window.

Today on the street I was witnessing a man talking to his dog. It was evident that he thought the dog understood him! I went home, told the cat, and laughed a long time.

Little to know the techniques, you need to want to break the bones, to beat the teeth, and tame the enemy so that more or not to get up, or bypass the 10th road. Few of the girls are able to turn off the brakes in the head easily and freely, but for the guys this is a natural condition.

You did not fight in the streets, naive office boy. Praised male aggression in most cases breaks down after a couple of beats. But girls, especially those for whom street fighting has become the norm, will fight as long as they can move. Even mentions are given special lectures on this topic, than a woman when detained is more dangerous than a man.

With the prohibition of homeopathy, he advised not to rush to the former head of Rospotrebnadzor, Gennady Onishchenko, saying that "medicine is not only science, but also art, so not everything in it has scientific grounds."
and #822;
After these words, I finally ceased to respect this fric.

In school, the teacher of literature breathed thirsty "Pushkin-List-Decabrists" - I thought that Pushkin was also a free-thinker. And it turns out he was removed for a disgraceful shame.

Not only for this, he began to slightly attack the tsar, because he targeted the position of court historian of the state (general-colonel), which was taken by Karamzin, and he got all the general-major. Here is such a jealous Negro... Well, after the grandmothers as any southern pepper ran, it was.

I watched two advertisements.
"Supply of water"
" Supply of sushi"
Or order something? To build a planet and remove the naphid from here.

and Surprise

>>>If you came home drunk, dirty, from you carried cheap female deodorant<<<

In many ways, you are a walking woman.

And in just a few hundred years, the current calines and grants will be retro-classics and vintage.
yyy: this is if the offspring will be able to identify in this hill of rust in mixing with plastic caline or grant