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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12442
 10.11.2008
I’m out of town, comrades.
Only we can stop the bus stop! Dachniki mla, decided that it would become a good greenhouse. *WALL*
by Dayzel

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12441
 10.11.2008
34226 (saved 2008-11-04 at 17:55)
by Daniel:
...I sit behind the comp, copy some info from the DVD through Total, Edishn's Gift version, this is one that sounds all its actions with a vivid female voice, is copied extremely slowly, and therefore, at the request of my wife, I include through a TV tuner some other soap series there. There is a picture: next to the icon sits a little girl and asks: "God, do so that my grandmother would recover, and my parents did not forget about me, and so on."
And then on the backdrop, the total finished copying and said with a loud voice: done!!! Rjač stood for 5 minutes))

Thank you for not giving out "No mercy will be!"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12440
 10.11.2008
Something angered Cole, no one remembers what. He sits a tough programmer and dumbs enter with all the dough. Comes a girl manager with clients, quietly so a letter to him on the table puts and says: it can be done insert / break the page... so it is more convenient. He smiles. is leaving.
Who hasn’t seen the expression of the car? You can go and see, he still sits there. There is no similar smiley.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12439
 10.11.2008
The dictionary in Firefox 3 modestly insists that it is not Hemingway and Cummington to write correctly.

Firefox means that you are the Kummingtonian. The American Slipper. The great writer was named Hemingway.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12438
 10.11.2008
I would have shot Pila 6 in House 2... It would be a movie-legend.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12437
 10.11.2008
1: there are three types of machines: crawler, crawler and spackel
I forgot the eye.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12436
 10.11.2008

I am in the best mood, I am well. and. I am the happiest and happiest person. and. and.
Throw away all the negative, think only about the good, because there is so much, everything will be fine. and. I know that. and.

YYY: Have you eaten?

XXX: Aha

and so on. Did all the peelings eat?

I mean ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12435
 10.11.2008
by
"25: [ 28 ] added 2008-11-02 07:52
I have seen a lot in my life, but when Cheburashka shouted Banzai in the Japanese version of the cartoon of the same name I cried, O_o.

The link!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12434
 10.11.2008
Ether
Don’t miss me, I’ll send you letters :)

Alone is
The postal pigeons?

Ether
No, shit, the blue postmen

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12433
 10.11.2008
From the film "The Quantum of Mercy":
All this we got from the CIA and KGB databases, the rest of the information is unavailable due to the firewall.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12432
 10.11.2008
Mda...all ored naked schoolhouse / blonde / and so on from the basement, and naked had to go to the айтишникам. It is sad (

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12431
 10.11.2008
XXX is fuck! These 'otaku' squeezing handcuffs were still sick when we watched the Mitsubachi Maaya no Bouken on light bulb TVs!
YYY :?? to
XXX: The Maya Bee was named... Though where do you remember

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12430
 10.11.2008
Elsi standing in the company of friends in headphones, but not listening to music, you can learn a lot about yourself

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12429
 10.11.2008
In order to improve the demographic situation in Russia, it was decided to put an additional 2 rows of sofas for kissing in cinemas and to introduce an additional session without a movie show.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12428
 10.11.2008
<Style> Drawing on Yourself
<Style>!
<Square> you won’t believe it
<ELESDE> are you flying with Yakin to the Hague?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12427
 10.11.2008
I look out the window. Only in Russia children are so harsh that on the playground they go up the hill and down the stairs.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12426
 10.11.2008
1st :
Cheerleading!!I have eaten the Kinders-Boeno and the Kinders-Delis!!Shut up, shadow dreamed of underwear with the painting of the Kidder!! to

2nd :
and ROFL

2nd :
men's trousers, on them a kinder and the inscription "socky slice with milk filling";

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12425
 10.11.2008
Pizdec country, no roads, no gas, electricity and then unstable works - I am about my village. I come to this very depth (210km from Kursk, 240km from Voronezh), and there a uncle (52 years old), put a computer and studied it, so little of this, there are 3 villages nearby, and they only have 1 phone that is at the uncle's house, so damn that now is busy, because, uncle INTERNET connected!!!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12424
 10.11.2008
She
That is bad? Is there a shortage of sex?
He is
You are missing.
She
You have got + 1 to the ability to express yourself beautifully

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12423
 10.11.2008
The story of a prostitute:
Girls, where did you come from?
From Chernobyl

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