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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15073
 11.03.2009
Dear Igor Klimovich! We know you’re reading Bash because you’re the ugliest admin we’ve ever seen. by Igor Klimovich! Come back to us, please! We are very missing your pink shirt, filled in jeans, and the five empty litre cups of tea on the table; your beautiful eyes that could look at two monitors at the same time, and the wonderful sound that was regularly broadcast at our computer science practices...
Igor Klimovich, please come back!
Students of International Faculty, city of Chelyabinsk.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15072
 11.03.2009
Doc: I don’t understand the phrase "dirty shit" at all. Why did he have fun?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15071
 11.03.2009
I will read this page and go to work! :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №15070
 11.03.2009
Expecting a prince - remember: on a white horse, as a rule, take parades!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №15069
 11.03.2009
http://skds.livejournal.com/5800.html

The women’s holiday of spring brought, as always, a light neurosis on the subject: “No.
Have you forgotten anyone else?” They can be offended. For full confidence,
I received a message of congratulations on my communicator, and
The recipient launched the mail. Only the next morning I realized that
The bars were placed on a filter mask that excludes subscribers from the newsletter. that
No one received my warm words on these phones. The insult now.
Of course not to avoid.
But this is half trouble.
Everyone else got it!
As a result, by turning the device on the next morning, I get a squal.
The answers. Among the replicas are somewhat surprised friends and not a little upset.
Strangers distinguished short and accurate as three shots of the AKM:
“The Tron. and disturbed. I look forward to meeting.”
Contact with DEJ. The Soldier. Moby »

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №15068
 11.03.2009
Conscience is like a hamster. He sleeps or bites.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №15067
 11.03.2009
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx? to
The name is Igor...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15066
 11.03.2009
XXX is fucking. They show how the mayor sits in his former school and solves the computer science test.
xxx:the question on the screen: "What is OZU?"
XXX: Variant of answer - very evil Uzbek

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15065
 11.03.2009
<Agent Orange>: They are idiots! Agent Orange is such a toxic substance! The song is from Depeche Mode! Don’t call me Agent Orange.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №15064
 11.03.2009
One of the forms in the net:
[10:29:30] <kissing> who wants to meet me 10 years pity in ls plliyaizzzzzzz!!!!!!!! to
[10:29:59] <Mor> and what about you 10 years to do, in the corner to put?
[10:30:09] <Nightwish> bgh
[10:30:21] <Nightwish> arrange a tea drink
[10:30:25] <Nightwish> with Ken and Barbie

by SSG

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15063
 11.03.2009
I read a Soviet book about marriage and sex.
He killed a counselor.
If a man has a large penis, then in order not to injure the uterus, you can use the following method:
Measure from the head of the penis 10-14 cm and wear an expander (!) This will limit the length of the member.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15062
 10.03.2009
I understand that many people love strawberries, but the spam titled "The Naked Shark of Jacques Chirac" is already overwhelming...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15061
 10.03.2009
8th Morning
Happy 8th of March, girls.
From one room:
I have given birth to you, and I am a woman for a long time now.
from the other:
I am only 12 and I am still a girl.
From the kitchen:
I’m 18 and I just got home from the guests, so thank you.

My own morning begins

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №15060
 10.03.2009
Do I think or do you think?
It seems)
But I was very pleased with this assumption.)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15059
 10.03.2009
The Cave (12:35)
He gave it?
by Pira ( 12:38)
I understand, of course, that he knew me well in a year, that I don’t need any swamps. But, fucking, I had a full month of status in ask, that I want white roses, such an easy hint...
Sweepstakes (12:39)
Did you bring the nails? And the two? ?
by Pira (12:40)
No is! A glass of beer)
Sweepstakes (12:42)
And you are?
by Pira (12:45)
I’m sitting, rju) I’ve got roses if I have a CSKA beer bowl) But he guessed me))))

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15058
 10.03.2009
On March 8, he woke up in the morning from the noise in the hallway and the cry of his father: "Go to bed quickly! I’ll bring you coffee to bed now!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15057
 10.03.2009
Ran: >>"What does a man know about a woman?"- this is the name of his book by an American who printed it with completely empty pages. Each copy in the printing was covered with a polyethylene film.
And at the very end, such a small-small letter was attributed:"They have breasts"))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №15056
 10.03.2009
I did an audit in a laboratory. 1 C and 7. The fact is that they have animals on the balance, such as mice, rats and everything else. In short, they bought a new mouse for the computer, and their old accountant carried it in a vivery and each month, in good faith, wrote down the feed as normal for her breastfeeding. by % % % % % % % %

from T. by Trixter

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15055
 10.03.2009
From Asha

Does my name say anything to you?
N.O.S
No is
N.O.S
We are acquainted?

No, I am Anja Ranettka.
N.O.S
What a wound?

Do you know the movie Ranitka?
N.O.S
Are you normal?

I'm normal going on with the youth series Ranetki and I'm there
N.O.S
I played Bond in the last movie.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15054
 10.03.2009
Summary: First Mother - one of the most criminal districts of the NSC

Just on the radio, DJI reads the SMS:
"Vasa congratulates the PACS from the first mother on March 8!and "
The silence...
And with a grim voice: “Well, you have done so much!”"

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