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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65953
 22.06.2012
After disassembling, cleaning and assembling the mouse, I came to the conclusion that some dirt had its functions.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №65952
 22.06.2012
From the comments in JJ:

DDoD is UGU. I was so once driving in thoughtfulness (think, with a stone face:)), and some cute young man wished to meet. I asked what she thought about. So I didn't get out of thought and honestly answered - why I have so much gonorrhea this month.
The young man stumbled.and :)
And I really thought - whether the diagnostic set of lies, whether the reagents are dirty, or whether the people are so sick (I was working as a laboratory practitioner at the diagnosis).

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65951
 22.06.2012
xxx:the most economical volga in calculation at Miha
yyyy :))
xxx: there it produces fuel on the 5 transmission)))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №65950
 22.06.2012
I’ve noticed that I don’t have any normal friends at all. All my friends are fucking fucking.
I am and I?
Q. You are the leader of the list.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65949
 22.06.2012
<xxx>: the cat came to the cat here on the balcony
<xxx>: I have tried more accurately
<xxx>: jumped Natasha into a box with flowers and with the box so and left
<xxx>: played in the box shorter

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65948
 22.06.2012
The shadow bought the pellets. brought home. with a precise smooth movement opened the packaging, poured everything into a plate and poured boiling water>_<

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65947
 22.06.2012
by Ian:
I don’t think it’s a bad thing to do in the city.) the main thing is to find some prospect and think found :DDD

by Elizabeth :
Do you mean you are there entirely?

by Ian:
Meaning yes

by Elizabeth :
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by Ian:
and Lisa! Travelling by trolley bus 7 rubles!!! The Seven!! to

by Elizabeth :
Fuck, are you in the past?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №65946
 22.06.2012
Our school gives one a journey to life, the other an agenda.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65945
 22.06.2012
In connection with the European Football Championship on the same radio station was held a competition of interesting football stories. This liked me the most.
Dynamo and Barcelona face-to-face in the 1993/1994 season. After the most famous 3-1 in the dressing room, the author of two balls Viktor Leonenko said:
My friends, I am God!
“Yes, Vitya, you were great, but the rest of the team played well.
No guys, I am God.
What kind of scare?
After the shot, he ran to the ball. A man is sitting there. In a disabled wheelchair. So he ran to me and began to embrace. I am God :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №65944
 22.06.2012
More and more in Russia began to appear military commander Robin Hood. They take the agenda from the rich and give it to the poor.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №65943
 22.06.2012
Children up to 5 years old are the best beta-testers.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65942
 22.06.2012
The United States sent into orbit a rocket with a super-secret satellite

Camment: So Google Maps update, fools. The trailer from the tractor from the country 5 years ago sold, on the photo from the satellite still stands there, b_lead

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65941
 22.06.2012
XXX: Three pedals on a city car is atavism, I think. If the engine is up to 1.6, then what’s the point of pulling those handles, grabbing the pedals, to look like a cool driver? I think if there were eight pedals on the mechanic, the drivers would not have chosen the machine.
Yyy: All right: 6 pedals under 6 speeds, brake and reverse. You need two wheels: one to turn to the right, the other to turn to the left.
Zzz: Two chairs, one to drive forward and the other to go back.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №65940
 22.06.2012
He wants to buy my iPad for 8k.
YYY: and for 7 t.r. Does he not want him?
for 7 t.r. He wants him even more.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65939
 22.06.2012
we tech director left 2 days earlier from vacation with the words "I am not today"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65938
 22.06.2012
Talk about Dirty

xxx: and communist society must necessarily exist in the conditions of overpopulation?
Yyy: Communist society was not threatened by overpopulation. According to the plan, we should now inhabit Mars.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №65937
 22.06.2012
Call for technical support. A (consultant) and P (user)
Q: How can I help you?
Q: Did you have an internet connection but it stopped working?
Q: Does the computer see the modem?
Q: No, he’s blind, of course I’ve put him right in front of the webcam.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №65936
 22.06.2012
Injury to the leg (stretching of ligaments with partial rupture). The surgeon prescribed the ointment. At the next reception:
(i) The instructions are "not to use for more than 10 days". I have been using it for the third week.
This is written for people.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №65935
 22.06.2012
communist 2012-06-21 06:49:59
Now a new one is born.
The expression... watched yesterday
as a child chased the ball, and there is one
He knocks at the door and cries in.
The voice of his partners.
You are churches...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №65934
 22.06.2012
You don’t read mistakes.
I read with my eyes.

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