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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113313
 13.05.2015
Whoever has been to Rushdie will understand.
White Night in June. Half of Darkness. Together with friends, we look at an abandoned career. The view is stunning. The cockroaches fly. I begin to think about where they are flying – under you, near the water, or above you, and below their shadows. I look, I don’t understand. I can’t see where the water is. The water is very transparent, plus semi-dark, marble rocks. I start to sneeze, it doesn’t help.
Behind the voice of a friend - "Where are they flying?! I am not rubbing! Where is water? I have not yet loaded the textures!"

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113312
 13.05.2015
Well, directly as I wrote about me - university, dissertation, married at 27, a child. and OPP! I just physically felt how my twists are straightened... Sleep a child, you will take an interesting monograph - you look at the book, you see the figure. After six months, the brain began to clear up. Run to work! Well, his style, such a life, although the husband wanted the second and, naturally, to grow up to school. Let him then sit in the decree, and I will work! And remembering that terrible distress, I will never be able to understand the women who are thirsty to sit in the house. At least halfway! No matter who and where, but in order to be able to go out to people, to communicate with colleagues, you feel quite different than just getting stuck on your husband.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113311
 12.05.2015
Yesterday, in the process of repairing the sewerage of the house, I understood two things:
1st Why Sanitary Mother
2nd That porn movies about sanitaries are nonsense. A man who is a mother who has his arms on his elbow in a sheep cannot cause any desire in a woman.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113310
 12.05.2015
Discussions about counterfeit documents:

1: but you write money to send in a envelope, but this is against the rules of mailing.
Do you realize that you are buying a fake passport and are worried about the postal rules?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113309
 12.05.2015
Announcement of the Balcony. Is a discount a glassing or help for indecisive suicides?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113308
 12.05.2015
Yes, and in general, it was before, the man is choking, and the wife is responsible for the household and comfort.
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And you do not specify when it was so "formerly", where, and in what social layer? The nobility-domesticers did not "curl" in our understanding, their wives "responsible for their lives and comfort" by referring to all kinds of work of pig girls, i.e. They didn’t wash, they didn’t wash, they didn’t wash. Both men and women in the nobility class did not work too hard. In the peasants, the man smelled and the wood in the woods rubbed... and the wife at this time walked in the garden, walked for chickens, sheep, pigs, the cow doyled. Plus, she pulled water with cages, washed her hands, baked bread, looked after the children, wrapped, wrapped and wrapped the whole family. Somehow it’s a bit more than "being and comfort", isn’t it? The peasant worked much harder and harder than the current women, although she did not go to work. So who do you mean by describing “traditional division of labor” so uncompromisingly? Where "wrecked" only men, and wives walked dust butterflies smashed "for comfort"?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113307
 12.05.2015
Tatiana: as you wish
I want a hamac under my palms.
Somewhere under the palms appeared a hamac.
Constance is...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113306
 12.05.2015
The networks burn:
What if the call center does not rise?
With him, it will be quiet. and :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113305
 12.05.2015
If I were a donkey in a black coat,
The Griffon whose legs crumble,
I would learn English only for that.
The pony understands it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113304
 12.05.2015
Average cost of an hour of work = number of hours. That is, dear shuffle, and so on. Well, just our aunts are trained to value their work low, so there, you will think - a week missed sleep, tried-binded, tifu, threads are cheap. Do not be so.
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
I once went crazy and tied the hook the blanket home (no one asked, no one gave it). Then I counted the clock materials, and this blanket came out for 500 evergreens. Rushed for a long time.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113303
 12.05.2015
Ne1my: What in Russia is called a pudding, in the West is called a marketer.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113302
 12.05.2015
There is only one thing left to find out: Is there a brain after a selfie?

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113301
 12.05.2015
XXX: What is their name?
YYY: to whom?
XXX by Nikita.
Yyy: In the meaning: "What is the name of Nikita"?
xxx: yes

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113300
 12.05.2015
Dear citizens, you are not frightened idiots, you can as much as you want to carefully hide your cats and compas in the depths of your home. But any once surrounded by housekeepers fireplace will always tell you that there is only one protection from a professionally made ham: a hundred pounds of poor dog in the above-mentioned home and alarm on the security control on all windows and doors.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №113299
 12.05.2015
There lived a family.Mom, Dad and two sons.One in the universe is studying,the other is still in school.Mom-mortified housewife.Cools-washes-cleans.Flowers grows.I don't even know where/how/how/how much for the light are paid.Here is only the husband suddenly died.Unfortunate accident at work.And there was an absolutely helpless woman who did not work in her life for a single day.The elderly found a job, transferred to a residence.Because my mom can only at home, and he can not work.And these are real people, I know them personally.For nothing I will abandon the job,even if my husband will be a billionaire.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №113298
 12.05.2015
How can I plan my life?
Moreover, decide how the other person will treat you?
Only in youth they say this:
I will get an education, defend a dissertation, make a career for this age.
At the age of 27, I will enter into a happy marriage with an ideal man, have two children and a cat.
And life makes its corrections, unfortunately.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113297
 12.05.2015
The Russians are the coolest people in the world! They Sinked the World and Burned Progress

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113296
 12.05.2015
No, well, if you imagine a housewife like a girl in uniform changing my ashes every 5 minutes, then yes, not many could afford it. But to hire a neighbor's grandmother for a cupcake, so that she could wash - she washed the floor while adults were at work and work, and the children went to schools, cooked food, watched the little ones, who had no extensions - this was what many could afford in Soviet times. and allowed. Because where is it. The words "home worker" and "naja", however, no one has used, it is yes.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113295
 12.05.2015
This is:

Everyone speaks discs, monitors with black and green lighting.
I fucking got the bills! They multiplied and divided them. Are you weak?! to

This is how they get in the shops once in a while. In other words, the sellers count on them. seen many times.
But the logarithmic line is out of use for some reason. I have it, it’s a very comfortable thing. Especially energy independent. and :-)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113294
 12.05.2015
My uncle gave my son a guessing coin. On the one hand "Sex" on the other "Sex". I’m somewhat stout to give a guy at 19 years of "Oblom" in sex. I want there to be hope. I cannot give a gift. I give with a comment that said, don’t believe, "Oblom" is a shit. What Chao responds to:
Don’t tell me, if with a laboratory chemistry, it’s better to break than sex.

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