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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №128259
 18.05.2016
We have the chief of the name Pogosyan, she has three girls in subordination. They go all three everywhere.
They are called Three Horses.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128258
 18.05.2016
I am in a clinic. Next to the staircase are two thin young girls from the Middle Asian outdoors. Speak with a strong accent. One, apparently, tells about her experience of out-of-the-box acquaintance.

The Russian language. He said to me, Do you speak Russian well? Well, I’m talking a little! I ask you, are you fat or fat? And I say, “You’re my grandmother to know?” What does it matter to you whether I’m fat or fat!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №128257
 18.05.2016
Three days can’t stop a girl jumping on a trampoline in a room with a stretched ceiling.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128256
 18.05.2016
A photo of the plane with a girl in a swimsuit

XH: Was her head caused by atmospheric pressure in her body? I have more, even at the expense of wool... I thought the times when anorexics were fasted everywhere had passed.

UUU : - Victor, I think the fashion on anorexics has been introduced by the warehouses. They don’t care about size, they care about completeness.)
Do you have breasts by description?
There is.
That’s all! )

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128255
 18.05.2016
- strange tea comes out lately, it seems to me that the water in the nifig cooler is not filtered
Guess where was the glass in which I soaked chlorine iron?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128254
 18.05.2016
C GT
Why not introduce IQ rates for MPs? In general for Mr. The servants...

This has long been. Exceeding a certain threshold - not to be a member.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128253
 18.05.2016
XXX: It is naive to assume that such a trick as the compatibility of decision-making will stop a woman if she has to be found guilty.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128252
 18.05.2016
Where did I go wrong that contextual advertising offered me to buy lying police officers?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128251
 18.05.2016
XHH: You got an enthusiasm of self-realization.
Everyone is looking for themselves, waiting for the actual cause, but we have started to clean up the garbage - the field, on the way to the road. The platform is polluted, so no one has a minute free.
But nothing - and without creative people managed, garbage collected, bags in Kamaz loaded.
Now we wait until the free-thinking people are again upset as they were.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128250
 18.05.2016
I drink coffee from the French press, it’s delicious!
It is comfortable, yes. Just do not forget to wash.If it is acidified, wash away from the smell you are tormented.
I’m going to have to buy a washing machine ?
Agatha: Or to get married.
Do you still have to buy a washing machine?
Agatha Hm. It is right.

[ + 30 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128249
 18.05.2016
One of my acquaintances for 20 years, dumb as a traffic jamming, terrible as a crocodile with a general experience of 4 months, after working for 2 months, became the head of the workshop. Cech, Karl, is not a department of useless office plankton. And the puzzle is simple: a relative is one of the tops in the company. All you need to know about the modern labour market

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128248
 18.05.2016
Pelogurek: In fact, Eurovision wanted to be worldwide, starting with Australia – giving it a win, a great strategy))
Pelogurek: But here came the victory

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128247
 18.05.2016
If the composer Hrennikov was born in the United States, would his name be Dickens?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128246
 18.05.2016
I’m repeatedly criticized for publishing little bad news. In fact, bad news I publish regularly – simply, outlined in a constructive way, to the unusual many in the spirit of “everything is gone, the country is dying”, they don’t look bad enough.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128245
 18.05.2016
When men lack glow, they bald.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №128244
 18.05.2016
The newspaper duck is often similar to the medical in its content.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №128243
 18.05.2016
I sit in the shopping center on the couch. A meter from me is a table, behind which a 25-30-year-old girl sits in the phone.
Some time later, a young man approaches her, full, medium-sized, red like cancer:
Hi girl.
The girl looks at him questioningly:
Hi to you.
The young man:
Can I sit with you?
The girl’s appreciative look:
Please please.
They sit in silence for a while. The man breaks the silence:
Sorry, can I ask you one question?
The girl:
Depending on which.
The guy:
and simple.
After a moment she cries:
Then I listen.
The guy:
Would you like to have sex?
There is a grave silence. The interest in listening to me is growing.
The girl bends her eyebrows:
With you?
A guy is crawling.
Why should I have sex with a stranger?
If you don’t have a boyfriend and you don’t have enough sex, I think the offer is beneficial.
You are a fool. The girl’s lips curl. – There’s no better reason?
The guy:
It’s sex without obligations, you owe me nothing, and I owe you. Plus, your mood will be clearly better.
The girl looks at him with an appreciative look:
You are brave.
Well so what?
Well, let’s see what comes out of it. Go to...
I sit in shock. Could you just ask?? to

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128242
 18.05.2016
Illegal migrants illegally beat illegal bandits, protecting their illegal activities, illegal bandits shot illegal migrants from illegal weapons, trying to illegally take this illegal activity.

The task: help Ms. Yarova to come up with a new bill that will prohibit something.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128241
 18.05.2016
I wanted to buy an aluminum strap, searched through the internet. So I now on all sites offer to buy aluminum in alloys. Do it yourself, in short.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128240
 18.05.2016
> ххх: And I have solved all the equations in matrices and coded the indicators
I have this happens if I am about to get the flu or have already been sick, but have not yet felt it.

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