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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №4115
 21.04.2008
<Bormotoon> is a verbal role-playing game, adventure by ADnD. According to the story, the players dive into the mountains.
<Bormotoon>Leader: Gnom, you have retreated and failed into a crack among the rocks. Now fly down, you will soon break up. Your actions?
<Bormotoon>Gnom: Hmm... Well, I’m fast-paced with my hands.
<Bormotoon>Leadership: Yes Wake up now.
<Bormotoon>Please bear it up. Maximum of glasses.
<Bormotoon>Leader: Wake Up Again
<Bormotoon>Please bear it up. Maximum of glasses.
<Bormotoon>Leader: Yes Give the bones here.
<Bormotoon>It’s going to run. The maximum again.
<Bormotoon>Leader: (with a breath) Players, you see how from a crack in a full combat uniform fast-paced machete hands slowly rises by the gnom...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4114
 21.04.2008
Sponsor Buttons "And Further?!" - the military committee!!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4113
 21.04.2008
* c_a half a day admired the srinesaver in the form of a fire... like the desk burns.
<c_a> a burning view... which could be more beautiful
c_a feels like an inquisitor

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4112
 21.04.2008
As it turned out, the baby cream used as a lubricant during anal sex is called "the country of fairy tales".

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4111
 21.04.2008
I chose the animal home.
Svetix: ))))) and what is her name?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4110
 21.04.2008
PR Manager by phone:
Yes, the machete will be provided.
Yes, they wanted to start in a few weeks.
The chats say...
No, he will not be able to meet personally, he is in jail now.
Don’t worry, it will come out soon. He was given only two years...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4109
 21.04.2008
Support (11:29:24 17/04/2008)
Thank you Serena, it’s gone by me :)))

Chudik (11:29:30 17/04/2008)
ahahahahahahahahaha

Chudik (11:29:33 17/04/2008)
:D

Support (11:29:35 17/04/2008)
It is :)

Chudik (11:29:40 17/04/2008)
Fall of Steel

Support (11:29:51 17/04/2008)
I can put it on the table :)

Chudik (11:31:14 17/04/2008)
ahahahahahahah

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4108
 21.04.2008
“Word for Windows 95 is simpler than simple.” Rare what to say.
The book begins with the words, “A computer is about as simple as a spacecraft.”
Further on the text:
“Programming is not black magic. No luck or magic amulets are needed. You just need to understand a little bit.”
The whole book is in that spirit. I am..."

scan and put on torrent, play 8)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4107
 21.04.2008
19.04.2008 17:55:29, cvetka
I have a lot of food and I don’t want to eat it.

19.04.2008 17:55:42, Crusad3r
A lot of food?
What is this dish?

19.04.2008 17:55:55, Crusad3r
I can imagine a page in a cookbook.
Food and Food "Food "

19.04.2008 17:56:05, cvetka
I was imprisoned

19.04.2008 17:56:09, Crusad3r
I take everything I have =)

19.04.2008 17:56:27, Crusad3r
small cuts, carefully interferes and falls into the CUP

19.04.2008 17:56:31, Crusad3r
The food is ready.)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4106
 21.04.2008
1 before)
Fuck, how do you burn me? I have a status "unavailable"! to
1: No, "unavailable" - it is on the network, but the type is gone... But if you do "invisible", it will be.
2: Is that so?
1: You are not there now
2 is great...
Will you be a hiding from me?! to
Jules, do you imagine that you are not there?
1: After I explained the kg this is done?
1: Who are you holding me for?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4105
 21.04.2008
Beyonce is an apathetic operator. I just saw a advertisement where the guys were knocking on the drums. Happy admin, to melt.
"New tariff, NEVER HAVE - knock in the drum"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4104
 21.04.2008
1: I go to the weather site, I look at the forecast in the region for today: Day from +3 to +29. Choosing a favorite number?
2: But the coastal meteorologists have finally learned to make 100% reliable forecasts. Temperature has nothing to answer to such inventiveness.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4103
 21.04.2008
<@Hodur> For outstanding merit one of the dolphins named after
Taffy was recently solemnly made a sergeant.
The US Navy.
<@BaT> Hodur: Yes to them and the President Babuin

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4102
 21.04.2008
There is a dirty, rugged, beaten toyota on the side. On the back of the window is a note:
"I think to sell"
Someone outside with his finger on the dust added:
"Hui sells you, thinker!"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4101
 21.04.2008
All, now you do not need to learn English - on 2x2 began to translate what is written on the board Bart

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4100
 21.04.2008
The quote was inspired by a very young rapper (year edak 12), and rather his cap with an unimaginably large and flat cradle. Here is my own quote:

Anyone who remembers the old days knows what it means to twist a hat.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4099
 21.04.2008
X: Oh, you still remember him. I still crave with "Buy our laxative and stop holding everything in you! Share with the world!"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №4098
 21.04.2008
Yesterday we waited for the tram at the stop, past a funeral procession, in which the Goths are alone. In the middle there is a cemetery in which a man is lying... and a cigarette!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4097
 21.04.2008
(N)Aparnik rubs me all the shit all day, I just sent him naked, and he ran to the boss to complain:
I explain to him, and he sends me naughty.
Where does he send you? Where did you come? For whom do you hold me?
c) Siberian

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №4096
 21.04.2008
Be cursed the day I first looked into the abyss.

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