Why do you smile on the photo?
This is a photo of a soldier.
Why are you smiling there?
Because I bought it!

- I can work for a screenwriter - figured a fantasy plot for a toy - once spit
So let’s show yourself :)
In a new kingdom, in a certain state, there lived an old king. The king had everything - fame, wealth, a faithful wife and four children, but the writer went unnoticed.
- Good binding, but how do you fit these four races?
There are four children: Man, Elf, Orc and Goblin.
A faithful wife.

We also had a great teaching in political science, his quotes:
The little girl who fell:
The ringing of coins does not seduce the teacher, only the crush of notes!

I lay on the table with a dollar layer from the shop, passing by:
"Well, what do you do... early on"

About mobile phones:
"Well you are adults.Let’s do this: boys turn off, and girls can put on the VIBRO mode"

XHH: for nothing. I have a phobia!
Wauu: Chlamydia, viruses and Tajiks are swimming in the Moscow River, and you are afraid to swim there since your grandmother told you that there are cancers??))

Status in ASK

Tea: tea ceremony could be delayed for 5 hours
Beer: the beer ceremony could be delayed for a few days

Dad, do not distract me. Now Dima is coming, and I am in one towel!! to
Has he not seen you like that yet? O_O

xxx (12:45:28 8/03/2009)
ppc
xxx (12:45:37 8/03/2009)
The metro is empty.
xxx (12:45:44 8/03/2009)
Absolutely
yyy (12:45:57 8/03/2009)
The bag? transitioned

They are victorious and unstoppable.

Probably many of you know a primitive cowboy when you are on the street under
The type of advertising campaign “give” some kind of shit, and then ask to pay
“Only for delivery.” The cost of “only delivery” is higher.
market value of the goods. I have struck it several times,
I’ve always wondered if there really are fools who are crawling on this.
If there is time, I listen with deliberate interest to the scammers, trying to
to delay the moment of sending their infight, hoping to hear something new and
Just climbing up.
And not in vain.
One day a girl approaches me on the street, starts the "standard"
talk: "There will be an exhibition, we will conduct an advertising campaign, we will give you a set of
German kitchen knives. He puts a package with a set of knives in his hands.
I turn the package around and ask, “But they’re not German, it’s written here.
Made in China?”
And I get an overwhelming answer: “It’s all right, CHINA is a suburb.
“Berlin!”

I thought I knew a little about geography.

The FSB over-performed the plan for the introduction of operatives into the gangs.
There are currently 15 groups.
Officials of the FSB.

" Funny shit in regions where scarabies are grown.
I didn’t have time to wipe the ass out, but the shit was already wiped out!"

from the automotive forum (roar VAZ)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx They have, by the way, increased sales unlike all foreigners.)

YYY: Investing money in real estate...

One of the trailers was the film of the Lumiere brothers - "The Arrival of a Train to La Seta Station", which was filmed in 1896 (one of the first films). Comments to him : "This is a screen, I will wait for a normal DVD rip.".

Xxx guys and guys!! He is back!
A big test?
ZZZ: The Big Tea?
Q: What is the big test? I am talking about Carol!! to

She: And what is a cuddle?
Ask the wiki.
She: I called, she doesn’t know.
He: Where did he call?? to
See also: Viki
He: What kind of wick?
She: Well that you fool, he said the same.
He is: ept.

I am a man!!!!!!! From March 9th!!Uraah)

The story took place at the end of the last century.

In the evening, it is already dark on the street... Two guys enter the Ikarus, and they see a roof lying on the floor (on the Ikarus they often crashed).
The hall was almost empty, there were no people in the passage at all.
The boys raise this mandate at both ends, lean it to the place where it should be attached, and pretend to hold it. At the nearest stop comes a man with an avocado. Without suspecting anything, he grabs his free hand for this assignment right in the center, between the boys... go on... before the next stop the driver begins to brake, and at this moment the boys depart to the side...
The man in one hand is the "copier", in the second - the avosca, and he with all this set runs in the inertia forward to the driver... Kopyo breaks a hole in the front glass, the man and the driver in shock, in the cabin rust =)

K to:
Will your brain be seen if you shoot yourself in the back?
The answer:
No is. Since the visual part of the brain, which is responsible for vision, is located precisely in the occipital part of the head. Therefore, the part of the brain responsible for vision will die first and you will not see your brains.

The destroyer of legends Bacha-

You are a real princess! The queen cried out, looking at the blueprints and scratches, covering the gentle girl's nakedness from her legs to her head.
Oh your Majesty! If you knew how I suffered tonight!
The poor child! Who could have thought that an unfortunate peach could create such a thing!
“Goroshina, peach...” the king laughed wrongly, carefully hiding the cloth, handcuffs, leather tiles and a whole set of devices of unclear purpose.

Stop talking like Warcraft!! to
I comply with your will. :(