The head of Estonian descent enters the office to the subordinates and speaks with a terrible voice (with a characteristic accent):
Who is Piz Della?
Without work after that, we sat for an hour and a half until the hysteria ceased.

Katunchik: Three cents that make you live - "I need you". Three words that make your heart beat more often – “I love you.” Three words that make you cry out loud – "Let’s be friends".
Vovka: Three words that make you cry loud - "Give your mobile phone a call"

XHH: And I realized that the session was going well when the spam bot was hacked...

Youngly
The mother, in the profession of nurse, often takes her son (4-5 years)
to work, and to observe the internal regulations of the hospital,
I put him a white coat and a hat. A child who followed the rules.
In order to do so, I put some shorts and gloves. Wearing them, bound them
I took a marble bandage and went straight to the operating room. The strict question:
What else is this?
He answered with a sense of great pride and continual dignity:
I am a microchirurgist.

Fiorg: The relatives around me understood that I was a real fool just when I, being still very small, during a toast wished a name of beauty.

My one is a goat! He always says I’m a fat man.
He is always honest with you.

Gaila and Katya live in the same room in a university shelter. A letter from a group member living in the same building.

Katie has struck me! She needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs, she needs. I am not her girlfriend! I was forced to read her correspondence with this Ukrainian saliva, to negatively evaluate the photos of his girlfriend, although she herself doesn’t fit in the clutches, and the beaten four hours beat me with an embrace, dumb, the only question: “Love, do you think he loves me?” I am not iron! What should I do with her? She even called me twice while I was at home, waiting for me to go to the community, that is, to her, I will come! Could she just get rid of her properly so that she forgot about that guy? Either he is a pederast, or a homicide, or he is just a splash! Judging by their correspondence, he is not considered a guy at all. Be kind, let it stay between us.

No matter what roads you drive in Russia, the road will still be on the opposite lane.

Topic on the forum " How to choose the right Vantage?"

The choice of Vantage is not easy. Only men are allowed. As the saying goes, a real man should build a toilet, bring a newspaper and choose a vandus. As they say, my toilet is my fortress. Therefore, it is necessary to provide yourself with everything necessary in case of a long stay in it.
Vantus mostly consists of the alloy of wood with rubber - a wooden pen, and the working part - rubber. Vantus should be chosen so that it is as if it is a continuation of your hand. Take Vantus in your hands and make a series of step-by-step movements. You should not feel any discomfort or weight. It is not you who chooses VANTUS, but VANTUS who chooses you. Walk a few times past the stand with the vantaxes and you will feel like one of them is literally attracting you. Catch him immediately and run to the box.

Allei: came to people X: the beginning. Well, what can I say... I’t be playing chess with a telepath instead of Magneto.

Other news (not even commenting):

The listener of the Echo of Moscow radio station recorded his cat in the People's Front, and already received a notification that the cat was accepted - the program "Interception", Sergey Buntman.

How did you get into the avatar?
I didn’t take this scanner.
I was just a spider, I have good friends.

From the Cat Forum:
It calms the cat very easily. When he gets angry, moves around the apartment, furiously swinging his ears and biting everything he gets on his way, then I take him and calmly start pumping the muscles of the cat, raising up and down. The unintelligent and incomprehensible face of the cat should not pay attention. After ten minutes, a calm Koshara in shock, thinking about what is going on, goes to sleep.

19:23:06 Destroid: Dad knows that I love spicy food. Says, "Low chili pepper to eat with seeds?". The answer is "not bad". I have eaten, everything is okay.
01:29:46 Destroid: Going to the toilet
01:30:08 Destroid: Understood the meaning of the phrase "Ass on fire".. :(

Kiso: Bleiat, explain me how 30g of candy is converted into 1kg of fat?

Lady_Ulairi: *convinced* To make an eternal engine, you need a spark!
To make an eternal engine, it takes an eternal spark :)

Clip to Porn:
Directed by: Porno Director
Actors: porn actresses, porn actors

The worst thing is when your cat copies what’s on the package with its food. And so you get up from the dirt, you open the garbage bowl, and there the cat so eaten overflowes.

I sit and play a compass. Mother enters the room.
Q: Do you play or do you play?
I: I am playing
Why don’t you even clean the bed?
I: In the sense?
In other words, we don’t even have bread at home.

Do you know...
...that the bandage on the eye of a pirate does not mean that he is a single-eyed? During the debarking of the enemy in battle, it was necessary to descend into the interior of the ship. And there was no electric lighting at the time, and there was a constant shadow. And if you fall abruptly into the darkness from bright light, you will be helpless for a while. Therefore, they closed one eye with a bandage, and changed its position before descending into the trum.
by Homa.