The name of the Infiniti machine very well describes the ratio of its price and my salary.

Watching the fall of the dollar is invaluable. There is Yuan for everything else.

I sit and think)
Try to make some low-budget picture called Lord of the Rings that would tell about the difficult fate of the head of a call center anywhere in India who sometimes struggles with unwilling Hindus, jokers putting his snakes in the table box and hemorrhoids from tons of eaten curry.

to this:

Sorry for my retardation, but why do cyclists shave their legs?

For Aerodynamics


That the plaster’t hurt so much.

Regarding the former...
My ex-husband has been hiding from his parents for 6 years!We divorced, and I was constantly going with him to family celebrations and to his friends. It was not difficult for me, they are wonderful people. The secret was revealed suddenly when it was picked up by questions about children. "Children will not be mine!"-he wept, knowing perfectly that I have been married to another for 3 years))).

The city administration of Kostroma agreed to hold a gay parade in the city on June 2, offering the organizer only to change its route
yyy> Castroma, there is also an Air Force Division on my side, clung to
Hoi> Do you think the route of the parade has been changed so that it passes through the square?

In modern Russian, there are many borrowings from the language of a likely enemy. This is unacceptable, apolitical and non-patriotic. In addition to language, a lot of television programs, shows, etc. Again, such a miserable phenomenon as Russian rap, worse than which can only be Mongolian champagne or medicinal dirt of Antarctica.

here here :

My colleague at work is Spanish. He always boasts that he was able to quickly master the "great and powerful" and our language is not so complicated, it has already begun to borrow me and I asked him what the phrase means: "bake cookies with liver in the oven," he hasn't spoken to me yet.

— — —
If I were offered a cake with cookies, I would also get a bit of it.

Broke me in the rectum! Where did the IT joke go?

by 23.05.2014
<birdy> the day of the bats
<mizhgan> aaa, tooth whisky is not sold anywhere
<mizhgan> every day
<birdy> the last calls
<mizhgan> the call of the day, and vodka is not sold tomorrow, hm
<mizhgan> the butterflies did not chew
<mizhgan> school of life, nažralso - tolerate

A bright example of the use of the metric system is car tyres: diameter in inches, width in millimeters, and thickness in percent.

Everything consists of elementary elements, which means that you can do anything, even disassemble the chair into atoms and then collect a sandwich from them.
YYY or big. I would also take up a big bed.
I would blind my grandmother's dress.

From the comments of lens.ru

111: remove the nymph, you are angry

(YYY at work)
(xxx is printed on Skype)
Please don’t write me yet.
XXX is OK
Okay, you can write
YYYY: Skype is chewing something. I turned off the sound on the notepad, and it still tickens when messages come
XXX is OK
XXX: Did you set it up?
A: Do not write
YYY: Now write it up :)
xxx is true?
YYY: No
YYY: Write now
xxx is true?
YYY: No
YYY: Write now
The xxx :)
XXX: I don’t remember what I wanted to write.
A: Do not write
The devil!
yyy: I turned off the sound noise in the drivers, and it still does not turn off
(xxx is printed)
YYY: Do not write!and
YYY: Now write it up :)
xxx: I wanted to say, maybe it's not from the comp sound comes, and Skype is on your phone? and :)
You are a genius :)
XXX is :D

Today they told the mother of the twins that she needed to build a monument. She said on the #$% monument - I would sleep...

In Germany, a movement that condemns support for Kiev is gaining momentum. This is largely facilitated by former Soviet citizens who moved to Germany during the years of tectonic changes, as well as the descendants of German anti-fascists. Now even the possibility of forming a volunteer battalion named Ernst Telman to send in aid to the warring southeast is being discussed.
The world has gone mad, the Germans are now going to Ukraine to fight against fascism.

"Traffic safety is above all
Respect for other drivers.
I feel full responsibility for my passengers.
I am always attentive and kind to pedestrians.
Children and the elderly don’t always see and understand the danger.
I fully recognize the right of the cyclist to use the road.
I am driving in a sober state.

If you do not like any of these principles, you can immediately postpone this book and do something more useful for you. Driving is better not to learn. Obtaining rights will be an unhappiness for both you and everyone else.

(c) the first page of the textbook of the PDS of the USSR 1989

I: When you get married, you will have a husband.
Girl: Another quote from Statham?

Playing with the French. What do they hope? We have dogs in our team!

Comments on the erotic video, where the girl in the swimsuit gradually dresses under the shower:

The water is hot, and the water is hot.