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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4095
 21.04.2008
Catch the combo for mini-opera: #0, <shooter to the left> - updates the abyss and turns the screen up.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4094
 21.04.2008
I liked the fine in the advertisement of the style of Kalina. says "we Finns know how much in cars", drives, turns the wheel to the right, and the car goes to the left. o_O

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4093
 21.04.2008
I remember in my distant childhood I injured my finger and my mom advised to write on it, so that it would heal faster.And indeed, in 2 days everything went.Then I told this to other children in the yard, they liked the way to quickly heal wounds.And only the girls objected: And what about us? We will be uncomfortable! I replied, “No problem, do you want us to write to you on your wounds?” And then I understood why men exist to suck on women’s wounds!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4092
 21.04.2008
Yesterday in the department of the IB placed the boss... Before this two months worked without the chief. He is like his own, but a cruel fucker. As soon as he entered, he immediately said:
I don’t really care what you do in working hours. You can play landscape, upload porn, lay down solitaire, or even work! But if in 15 minutes you do not burn the wifi point and do not remove the poster from the server "The work is not shit, the clock stands!" then regardless of the level, the amount of porn and the speed of layout of the cushion... I will fuck everyone without vaseline and preliminary favors.

and lazymix.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4091
 21.04.2008
Silvermetal
In the garden, children were delighted in the street.

Silvermetal
two carapuses 5 years old, shorter climbed on a neighbor's crushed trailer and played a typho in a tank

Silvermetal
And one who is boiling is a commander, the other who is more phlegmatic is a soldier, the commander says Well, we stand! The travelers! Second, the gasoline is out.

Silvermetal
The Commander is Fuck! The gasoline is over! What to do! A! Look at the luggage. Second, we don’t have a luggage.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4090
 21.04.2008
Sys11
Today was a super day!
I sit in the center of the city, I do not touch anyone, between friends.The mood is zero, because this cattle is already late for an hour.
And here is a shrouded picture: a crowd of aunt runs past, a man of 7 years and so under 35.They hold their hands over their heads in the manner of horns and shout: I'm a lotus, I'm a lotus! People are in shock.
Another one runs after them and captures everything on video. 2 minutes later, another crowd runs through, a little more and shouts: "Here the wolves didn't run through?! to
I cannot understand Russia!I live in a great country.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4089
 21.04.2008
Kapa
Sash is Hello! I will not get you! Probably tell the program which thread to write the simplest websites

Lenin
by notepad.exe

Kapa
thank you =)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4088
 21.04.2008
Mix: Good night Dmitry, are you here?
Ancient : good... yes
Dmitry: Can I ask you a question?
Ancient: What is it about you?
Yaya Hui knows.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4087
 21.04.2008
I don’t want to feed the pigeons.
He: and what (and how?) Do you want?
Coffee with cake.
Coffee – I can’t promise. The purchase of property was not in my plans.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4086
 21.04.2008
Peeple, Megane, November 28, 2738 will be celebrated the millionth day since the beginning of our era. by Bukhari.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4085
 21.04.2008
You buy a car, go and rest. Not a car, but a ship.
The Titanic?
Oh yeah well. We ride on the roads of frostbite on the icebergs.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4084
 21.04.2008
Remove the iPad, I’ll end it.
H H H H H H H
What about the points?
–...
and ble!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4083
 21.04.2008
<Magia>: And I recently had a case here: the Zaytsev Houthor had to bring information to the newspaper. There is such a big military uncle coming to me in the cabinet and grit: our disc drive broke, we did not write, we brought what we could. I: Well, okay, let’s go (I guess convulsively... from the options – just USB flash). Uncle looks in the corridor, someone grit: bring it! I am chained. It is a system!! Even if the monitor is not fixed.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4082
 21.04.2008
Sergei (Gedemin): suddenly comes a wizard in a blue helicopter...
Leonid (ZipFile): and cure from drug addiction

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4081
 21.04.2008
Q: Who is this girl? O_O
Q: What good did she do?
Tagged: mine

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4080
 21.04.2008
Meeting with a gynecologist:

The Doll:
I come. He asks:
A virginity?
– No...
I see the eyes bleeding.
When was the last time?
2 weeks ago
I realized in her face that I was fucking. She was drunk for the last time 15 years ago.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4079
 21.04.2008
Kshisia : No!
The truck again?
Kshisia : No!
I will start and you will continue. The Birds of Happiness of Tomorrow
Kshisia : No!
The truck flew with wings
Kshisia : No!
Choose Me: Choose Me
Kshisia : No!
Choose Me: Choose Me
Kshisia : No! and ROFL
Truck: Birds of Happiness of Tomorrow
by kshisia:
No to! Roof * Roof * Roof * Roof *

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №4078
 21.04.2008
Goshmar &#8206;: "Shoot Them"

BOPOH &#8206;(23:20): watched A clay kin, he was there with a powerful markoff moisture.

BOPOH &#8206;(23:20)
Advice this guy the same, but what fucking beetle? I want to be intelligent, I am 31 years old.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4077
 21.04.2008
and not:
I love Harry Potter.

and not:
I have not read and will not

and not:
Well, the maximum photos of the hermions in the playoff of 2012 will see...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4076
 21.04.2008
She
Well, really, I dress as I want, and I want since I lost weight, the shorter, the better.

I am
> and I want to, since I’ve lost weight,
Well taken out of context ?

She
Yes well you.

I am
> Yes, yes to you
This is even more cool.

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