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Prime Minister Nikolai Azarov threatens to dismiss the head of state
Hydrometeorological center of Nikolai Kudybidou, if in the near future in the Kiev region will not rain

According to the head of the government, the future of crops directly depends on the weather. Responsible for the right climate, the prime minister publicly appointed the head
Hydrometeorological center, reports TSN.

Last year was a normal drought. This year in the Kiev region
There has been no rain for a month. Well, we will hear the head of the hydrometeorological service here, if the rain does not give - we will remove from work and appoint a new one.
The Azarov said.

The country’s main meteorologist did not slow down with the reaction. Hearing the threats,
Nikolai Kulbida promised on the current weekend rains and places of rains with thunderstorms and squalls.

Recall, last year during the abnormal heat in August, President Viktor Yanukovych shouted on the synoptics. He asked the head of the Ukrainian hydrometeorological center what his department is doing to make the heat in Ukraine sleep.
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