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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113273
 12.05.2015
The grandmother was silent and thoughtfully said so – they were shouting aaaaaaaa!! Then quietly, the bullet bells from the bell, and then again aaaaaa!!! Aaaah!! to

For some reason I believe her. After her release, her 45-year-old uncle and her 17-year-old brother went on with the Red Army, and her husband (my grandfather) had been missing since the summer.

The anecdote is. There are two Germans sitting in the cave, the old and the young, the young constantly rushing to retreat, the old: no, it is too early.
The Soviet commander several times with the scream "for the Motherland, for Stalin" raises the fighters, but every time lies under the gunfire of the old German.
In the end, he raises the fighters into the attack with the scream "that for %%%%%%%, yes %%%%%%% it is %%%%%%%% that you %%%%%%%%"
The old German to the young: "Now is the time to retreat."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113272
 12.05.2015
I only know one thing about electricity: electricity is not a fool, where it is easier, it goes there.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №113271
 12.05.2015
Nightmare, you don’t have a single gram of humanity!
YYU: And before you do any other horrible ugliness, I must warn you that ‘humanity’ and ‘humanity’ are not the same thing.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113270
 12.05.2015
Half the twelfth night. Students in the courtyard play football with a burned tablet of dry alcohol and shout: "Aaa! This is a toy, not what iPhones are!". I love our area and we have fun.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113269
 12.05.2015
From the hub about AI, who played poker with the TOP-10:
If Claudico first got the bitcoins with hard work, it is unlikely he would just drop them down. And having a real AI would not play at all.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113268
 12.05.2015
"I fucking got the bills! They multiplied and divided them. Are you weak?and "

I even went through the apartment on such accounts.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113267
 12.05.2015
Why is Darth Vader Hanging on the Door? It is dangerous.
Yyy: Why is it common to ride a motorcycle 200 km/h around the city?
Zzz: Just one motorcycle to serve for the rest of your life :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113266
 12.05.2015
Today I watched a dialogue between two young girls. The compliment said by one of them directly embodies female friendship: "You have such shorts are beautiful, you are very good. That’s only if you’d burn a little and your legs aren’t so thick. Thank you very much, Yamao.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113265
 12.05.2015
xxx: you need to change the definition in the Ozhegov dictionary - what is an interview and what is an interrogation

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113264
 12.05.2015
Oh, and I’m sorry...
Let me not allow you!
I don’t let you not let me!! to
Do not let me not let you let me not let you!! to
Don’t call me, go to X!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113263
 12.05.2015
This and such.
It is...

And if in 5-10 years we get divorced...

I mean, but which ice was it? All life to bear in mind that we are about to break up - and the brains fuck it: hit and ran away. My family is forever. Without any options. The trolls are the trolls, not the family.
^ ^ ^ ^ ^
and ahaha. Three times. Well, you are, of course, Vangi all here, you are in.op. You know it all right in advance! Learn what, right? And you are still confident that in 5 years in the family everything will remain as it is... Did you have yourself at least a hint of disruption at all? A wise woman should not be overwhelmed by her constancy and holiness of her husband, but to think ahead of her family, herself and children. So little can happen in life!! You are in Russia!! And the country, in essence, has nothing to do with it, a person is suddenly deadly (c) and can suddenly shake without declaring war. And the ex-wife then with the naked ass and a bunch of debts, without education and qualification... would you personally help such a woman? and?? And surely? What if it really is? And who was the first to think - before it was necessary to think where she looked, born, sitting at home, stupid?! Not you? No is? Is it bl?? to
Plus a stitch girl, fine, even though the head is on the shoulders.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №113262
 12.05.2015
Back to Cobra.

The number A-8 appears on the board. No one fits.

Announcement by loud communication "A-eight!". No one again. "A to Eight!"

From the turn: "RANEN!". No one ever approached.

Announce the following number "A-nine!".

From the turn (the same voice): "KILL!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113261
 12.05.2015
From the community of the evil doctor in these phantasts

Ekaterina Marakushina
In some circumstances, my husband accompanied me to the day hospital, which is in the clinic. Misanthrop is her one, but, seemingly, he is bored, and order he loves... Therefore he organizes a baback in the corridor. His grandmothers are obediently listening, and she is choked, covered with rubies - well, a young man has shown interest in them) He talks there with them about something under the motto "Well, babies, how is it?" Recently his staff invited to come in more frequently - no one climbs without a turn, does not climb, everything is straight and noble, and the grandmother for some reason does not hurt anything) However, even the husband's cats in the place they go at first. He is the oldest of us.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113260
 11.05.2015
52x max> In our family the main holiday is the day of the tankist
52x max> Celebrated every sixth and seventh day of the week

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113259
 11.05.2015
About housekeepers, budgets and so on.
I work, my husband works, we have a young child. I am afraid to quit my job... And if in 5-10 years we get divorced, or something happens to my husband... What do we do then? Who will get me to work without experience? I just saw a few examples of this. Now I am afraid. I don’t know how women aren’t afraid of losing skills. What if suddenly this situation, and you have experience only washing, smoothing, and cooking?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113258
 11.05.2015
Someone greeted
You greeted
Somebody is called? How many years?
You are Lѣon, 22
Are you aѣs?
Do you always have someone at hand?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113257
 11.05.2015
The most important person in the car is the person driving the car.
The car can be bought in the future and more expensive, but to change the fool - no.


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113256
 11.05.2015
here here :

For the sake of God. Or no one knows how to prepare for the check-exam-control for a good rating and safely forget most of the material immediately after passing. And the question was in another, not as the work of tutors and the help of parents, but in how much you can generally focus on the academy. The success. Since there are many examples of how a student due to various factors on assessments is successful, and in fact not, we can conclude that now this is not the best indicator.
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“Education is what remains when everything learned is forgotten.”

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113255
 11.05.2015
and suspicious:

Any psychoanalyst will tell you that the active visitors to the squats are people who thus suppress their homosexual inclinations, and that is why they react so sharply to any replicas related to sexual orientation.
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Yes is? “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” – Freud
Hello to psychoanalysts.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113254
 11.05.2015
Q: Do you know physics at least?
J: I know of course.
M: Well, the law of Ohm tell me
There is no reception against Om if there is no other Om.

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