I kiss you in the neck...
My hand lies on your knee...I slowly raise it up.
...
...
...
You’re crazy of pain, baby.
(I am not well)
...
Entered into chat.
...
I will take you on my hands...
The pain can bring pleasure.
...
I’ve got popcorn.

Do you like ice cream?
She: Not very much
I can’t tolerate sweets at all.
He: =))))))) Oh, young people come to you on a date with flowers and a box of chopsticks?

The top of dishonesty is the naked truth.

toast



One of my acquaintances for all cases of life has one constant.

An untold toast. "Shop shit stood and the kids were" Because of this idiotic and

meaningless phrase who knows already trying with it or not to drink, or

deprived of his voting rights. He puts it where it should and should not. One day, on

Someone’s reminiscences, on the third or fourth stop, he cheered joyfully.

“Well, shop, therefore the fuck stood and the kids were!” and worship to

relatives of the deceased. When the scratch was cut and it was written out.

The hospital, he was sincere wondering what so upset these murdered with sorrow.

The unhappy people.



I don’t know how it is with Vova’s affairs with the first part of the phrase, but with the second he

Not catastrophically lucky. Maybe that is the reason? Maybe that’s why he

Drives to the place and not to the place of his "Shop fucking stood and the children were"? All his

attempts to form a family, and as a result, offspring, ended

Collapse at different stages of acquaintance. An oath of unmarriage

over this wool.



This is the last time. I met a decent girl. Traditional

A conservative family. My parents are intelligent doctors. all

moved in the right direction. Meeting the parents of the bride

There is the appearance of the people of the bridegroom, also decided to place in the old traditions and

It was a successful birthday of the father of the bride.



On the eve of this event, the candidate for the bride had an accident. Well,

As a misfortune? A small trouble. He opened a beer bottle and damaged him.

The tooth. He did not want to drink. So, "pull the slug with a beer", remove

tension from upcoming acquaintances with close relatives. The tooth

He got sick with terrible force and in an hour his cheek broke. Not drinking here.

becomes impossible. And Vova halfway sucked the pain with shock doses of the known

Local analgesic.



And the next morning from the morning, hardly waiting for the discovery, I tried to the nearest.

The Dentistry. In advance, imitating the whole body and pumping yourself with fears.



The fear of the dentists in Vova was based not only on the fear of pain, but also on the fear of pain.

All normal people, but also sad memories of childhood.

In the fifth grade, on a preventive examination with a dentist, he stumbled.

The doctor from the metal pad has a little so cute.

A mirror on the foot. But he was caught by the hand. The Young

The fun doctor said, “I’ll have to re-qualify to be a psychiatrist. be

Treatment of kleptomania. He attached Vova to the chair with his belts and told him to open.

The mouth, in one hand took the syringe for washing, in the other - the sticks, which

He ripped his teeth, made a terrible face... In short, Volodya quickly stumbled down.

He was sent to a chair and was released with the order "never take a stranger, otherwise I will not take him."

I catch and all the teeth without anesthesia..." Since then, Vova has not even looked at someone else,

Even the dentistry clinics did not need to do so.

The curve.



The fears were unnecessary. Imported anesthesia is not required.

Good for yesterday’s home drink. The Horse Dose

Novocaine did not help either. The tooth had to be treated.

and live. Vova breathed on the doctor with a bitterness and obscene vocabulary, grabbed for

I begged my mother to give him birth again. Love for Dentistry

And her representatives did not add this episode.



But sooner or later it ends. A few hours later, but

repaired Vova bullet jumped out of the clinic and – tiger-smoke-tiger-smoke –

He jumped to meet his happiness. Residual anesthesia and adrenaline

The blood from the experienced pain was fucking through the brain no worse than vodka.



Excited by everything at once, including the responsibility of the moment, Vova was

He was presented to his relatives and all immediately sat down at the close family table.

The attention of the gathered was, of course, unobtrusively attached to Vova.

Vova’s attention was unconsciously attracted to the

A repaired tooth. He touched his tongue all the time and even, sometimes,

Theft with a finger.



They poured the first, congratulated the owner, drank, ate, raised again,

And on the third, the future witch said “No...” and looked at Vova. and all

They also smiled gently looking at the Wolf. Woody understood that

It was his turn. From him, as from the hero of the day, are awaited

The burning speech. He took the bacon, stood up, touched his tooth with his tongue, opened it.

the mouth and began: "Well, shop..." The traditional Vovin toast was already ready to collapse

in the heads of suspicious relatives, as suddenly, for the first time in

In his lifetime, Vova decided that his wonderful phrase might not be what he said.

It would be inappropriate, but a little premature.



And then he burned out the first, as joyfully and uncompromisingly,

what came to his mind, suggested the subconscious and tormented from yesterday's

The evening. “The teeth didn’t hurt!”



There was an uncomfortable pause at the table. Someone tossed tightly. Everyone looked

to the guest. Vova decided that he made a stunning impression and everyone was waiting.

development of the story. “Aha! Shrap your teeth, so no one has ever been sick.

did not fall! For peace, in the whole world! No tooth pain!! – is

He confirmed his success with the public.



And, not paying any attention to the fact that the surprised audience is not in a hurry.

loudly support his wonderful speech, bumbled a dose and ticked a fork in

the salad.



* * * *



After a short time nothing suspicious failed son-in-law

A good pretext, tactically, but suddenly carried out.

The unfulfilled aunt uncertainly reassured the daughter "Nothing, nothing...

Maybe it’s all for the best... and I liked it very much... “At the table

There was disappointment and discomfort.



Then the unsuccessful test, a dentist with experience and the owner of a small

a successful capital dental clinic, stood up from behind the table, and,

Speaking to no one specifically, he said quietly but firmly to his summary:



and yes! You can get married to this idiot all at once or after.

The row. But what if I didn’t have that damn humanist in my home anymore.

I saw!

Two blondes are talking.

Of all working days, I love Friday the most. You do nothing,

Just sit down and think about how to spend the weekend.

I prefer Thursday.

Why is?

Well, first, the weekend ahead, and second, also Friday!

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That’s 274 babies per square kilometer! What a carpet bump!! to
by Fuck!
This grandmother stands on every four square meters of the city! 2 meters is here. 2 meters, here it is.

Fuck, in a square kilometer of 1000000 square meters. So at least 60 meters from grandmother to grandmother. It is shit.

I came to the girl, and she has a cat... well, so far here... grit sit down, I quickly wash the dishes... and the cat cries cuddles, wears, ticks wax to the dreaded... and then turns to the kitchen... sits on the window... I quietly observe the picture... the girl turns to the cat and with a compassionate look asks her: "PMS??" O_O

and SOGRIS:
I read about this jeep: GreatWall.
sogris
Give him a motor. and 94!!! Bad force...max speed of 140 km/h
uSt@s
Is that shit?? to
sogris
Ask the Chinese.
sogris
2.5-ton jeep engine of 94 cows
sogris
I understand that he rides only because the entire plant of 100,000 people is constantly praying to the gods.

I want to relax... I want to relax.
Do you know how to do massage?
Buzz: Are you here?
Areas: here
I’m only 15 and you’re 22...I’ll make a complaint about you.

xxx kisses him in a clever moustache, and he turns into a beautiful prince :)
yyy and does wonderful things :)))
YYYYYYYYYYY :)))))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Mega (11:49:26 18/04/2008)
Paradox: Zhytomyr Oblast Tax Administration never uses its abbreviation ))))

I work in a tour firm. Our wonderful managers invented and placed a special offer with a title that the whole office now reads with tears in the eyes: "Attention! Rest on the Azure Coast! The first time!"

Rule: if you comment on the period of the month, which worked normally and you see a supposedly stupid line - don't change it!))

Recently a photographer came to the class (on the album to graduate asked to photograph). Showing different photos, someone from the class "blin, what beautiful girls you have!", and this fool take and smrooz "niche, we will take your photos, they will be beautiful too".

Software is complex, has no failure resistance, can contain errors and cause conflicts and disruptions. Microsoft does not guarantee the correct operation of the Software..."

It is written on the license box.

I bought a chicken grill yesterday, sold almost raw. There is a suspicion that the chicken died in torture while I carried her home from grade 5 burns.

In the form of adding quotes, add a field with the sender's email, where letters will go about what your quote received "minus" at such a time. Then maybe the idiotic quotes will be easier...

Varney
Tell Lufa Chaga Nuna to hide before the medical commission. At least until the summer.
In the meantime, I was able to find out about the military ticket.

X3
The Military Command)

Conspirator: here you will get to know a man... You think: "Oh, you are a good guy"... And then how to find out what he loves Timati...

by Valery (23:09) :
I have a bad memory.
d-noch@mail.ru (23:10) :
I’m fine, I can even remember where I saw that or that ionic person a week ago.
Valery (23:11) :
OOOOOOOOOOO! Have you ever seen the ionic man??? O_o huias... and proton dogs have not been seen?)))
Valery (23:11) :
Well, I would also remember where I saw the ionic man. ?
Valery (23:14) :
Yeshib Yaa met the ionic man, then Yaa would remember and where and when and what the weather was and the leap of milliliters of rainfall from me at that moment stood out.